Who are the biggest trolls on this forum?

[Ban my account ffs!]

You guys need to be good to each other. 90% your friend is not 10% your enemy.

Yeah.. coming from an angry weasel... I'll take advice from nicer rodents THANK YOU VERY MUCH...

[minionofmidas]

You guys need to be good to each other. 90% your friend is not 10% your enemy.

Yeah.. coming from an angry weasel... I'll take advice from nicer rodents THANK YOU VERY MUCH...

Weasels are not rodents.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

6. You're an atheist, I'm a Christian.
7. I love drinking, you don't really care about alcohol.

8.  You grew up in über-rural squalor (for which I pity you) while Eraserhead is a New Yorker, like Hillary Clinton.

Eh, I spent most of my life that I can remember in Bismarck. I was only on the Reservation until 2nd grade.

And I wouldn't call Hillary Clinton a New Yorker. Has she ever actually lived in the state?

[Eraserhead]

6. You're an atheist, I'm a Christian.
7. I love drinking, you don't really care about alcohol.

8.  You grew up in über-rural squalor (for which I pity you) while Eraserhead is a New Yorker, like Hillary Clinton.

Eh, I spent most of my life that I can remember in Bismarck. I was only on the Reservation until 2nd grade.

And I wouldn't call Hillary Clinton a New Yorker. Has she ever actually lived in the state?

I certainly wouldn't call her one. Also to be fair while I spent much of my child in The Bronx, I now live in an upstate hicktown called Pleasant Valley.

[Proud Paleoconservative]

Eraserhead and BRTD

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Stark, BRTD, DWDL

[MODU]

Since I don't know them personally, I can't tell if they are every being serious.  But based solely on how far out of left field these two are, I would list BRTD and Opebo.