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« on: December 05, 2007, 11:32:57 PM »
Seeing that there are those who think that the terrorists hate the US because of its relatively socially liberal atmosphere, the solution must surely be to emulate daily life in Saudi Arabia. That way there would be less incentive for prospective terrorists to plot attacks against the United States.

This is a joke, in case your sense of humour isn't going strong.
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« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2007, 11:48:18 PM »
HANG THE GAY TERRORISTS DISTROYING OUR FAMILIES AND FLYING PLAINS INTO BILDINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111
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« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2007, 12:01:16 AM »
Terrorists hate America because we give the gays too many rights. That's why they attacked us on 9/11, and the following gay-hating countries were spared:
Canada,
the United Kingdom,
the Netherlands,
Belgium,
France,
Spain,
Germany,
Italy,
Switzerland,
South Africa,
New Zealand,
Australia,
Portugal,
Norway,
Sweden,
Finland,
Denmark,
Iceland,
the Czech Republic,
Hungary,
Croatia,
Columbia,
Andorra,
Israel,
Luxembourg,
or Slovenia, among others.
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« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2007, 12:18:59 AM »
9/11 was simply God punishing us for bowing down to the Gay Agenda, which is alive and well in the underbelly of society ready to "get you" at any moment.  Be scared.  Be very scared.  And vote Republican.
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« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2007, 12:25:16 AM »
I don't particularly want to be hanged... :/
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« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2007, 12:32:03 AM »
Quote from: Richard on December 06, 2007, 12:25:16 AM
I don't particularly want to be hanged... :/

With all the stuff you have to say about black people, one might get the wrong impression. Tongue
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« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2007, 01:24:57 AM »
Clearly, it would.
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« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2007, 03:42:16 PM »
Would hanging Americans every Sunday make Terrorism safer from gays?
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« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2007, 03:48:59 PM »
No, No, the Saudis hang their gays on Friday.

If we hang ours on Sunday, nobody will notice and we'll have stretched out a lot of good rope for no reason.
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« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2007, 03:52:40 PM »
Wouldn't do me any good. I'm already hung Wink

(drummer please)
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« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2007, 04:21:32 PM »
Quote from: Karl Hesselbach on December 06, 2007, 03:42:16 PM
Would hanging Americans every Sunday make Terrorism safer from gays?


Won't anyone think of the terrorists?!
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« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2007, 04:39:17 PM »
Quote from: afleitch on December 06, 2007, 03:52:40 PM
Wouldn't do me any good. I'm already hung Wink

(drummer please)

Pa dum ching!  (well.. my drum is a bit tinny... but if you bang it hard enough, you can get some good sounds Wink )
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« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2007, 04:43:44 PM »
Quote from: Erc on December 06, 2007, 03:48:59 PM
No, No, the Saudis hang their gays on Friday.

If we hang ours on Sunday, nobody will notice and we'll have stretched out a lot of good rope for no reason.

^^^^ Cheesy
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« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2007, 06:41:09 PM »
Why do we need to stop at gays? What about sluts or people who don't tip their 15% gratuitity? Ya know, the Lord loves a hanging. That's why he gave us necks.
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« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2007, 09:28:16 PM »
Quote from: Poliotse on December 07, 2007, 06:41:09 PM
Why do we need to stop at gays? What about sluts or people who don't tip their 15% gratuitity? Ya know, the Lord loves a hanging. That's why he gave us necks.

"I'm going to go hang myself for the Lord! Who's with me!?"
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« Reply #15 on: December 07, 2007, 09:42:55 PM »
Quote from: Verily on December 07, 2007, 09:28:16 PM
Quote from: Poliotse on December 07, 2007, 06:41:09 PM
Why do we need to stop at gays? What about sluts or people who don't tip their 15% gratuitity? Ya know, the Lord loves a hanging. That's why he gave us necks.

"I'm going to go hang myself for the Lord! Who's with me!?"

ME!!!
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« Reply #16 on: December 09, 2007, 05:59:05 PM »
No...

Terrorists hate us because we're not Muslim and because we're cultural imperialists. If they really cared about liberalism, they'd be attacking places in Europe long before they reached us.
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« Reply #17 on: December 09, 2007, 07:36:19 PM »
I'd rather hang no one.
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« Reply #18 on: December 11, 2007, 01:24:37 PM »
Quote from: FREE NASO! on December 09, 2007, 05:59:05 PM
No...

Terrorists hate us because we're not Muslim and because we're cultural imperialists. If they really cared about liberalism, they'd be attacking places in Europe long before they reached us.

Are you Straha?
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« Reply #19 on: December 11, 2007, 04:53:14 PM »
Quote from: Eraserhead on December 11, 2007, 01:24:37 PM
Quote from: FREE NASO! on December 09, 2007, 05:59:05 PM
No...

Terrorists hate us because we're not Muslim and because we're cultural imperialists. If they really cared about liberalism, they'd be attacking places in Europe long before they reached us.

Are you Straha?

You have no idea how much people ask that.
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« Reply #20 on: December 17, 2007, 10:27:17 AM »
The best gays are hung every day of the week.
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« Reply #21 on: December 17, 2007, 11:37:06 PM »
Quote from: opebo on December 17, 2007, 10:27:17 AM
The best gays are hung every day of the week.
....and well hung at that! Just ask Craig and Foley...
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« Reply #22 on: December 18, 2007, 12:20:33 PM »
Quote from: Angry Weasel on December 17, 2007, 11:37:06 PM
Quote from: opebo on December 17, 2007, 10:27:17 AM
The best gays are hung every day of the week.
....and well hung at that! Just ask Craig and Foley...

Well.. that was my joke, you see..
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« Reply #23 on: December 18, 2007, 02:23:45 PM »
Quote from: opebo on December 18, 2007, 12:20:33 PM
Quote from: Angry Weasel on December 17, 2007, 11:37:06 PM
Quote from: opebo on December 17, 2007, 10:27:17 AM
The best gays are hung every day of the week.
....and well hung at that! Just ask Craig and Foley...

Well.. that was my joke, you see..

Too bad Afleitch made it first.
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« Reply #24 on: December 19, 2007, 12:08:58 AM »
Quote from: Verily on December 18, 2007, 02:23:45 PM
Quote from: opebo on December 18, 2007, 12:20:33 PM
Quote from: Angry Weasel on December 17, 2007, 11:37:06 PM
Quote from: opebo on December 17, 2007, 10:27:17 AM
The best gays are hung every day of the week.
....and well hung at that! Just ask Craig and Foley...

Well.. that was my joke, you see..

Too bad Afleitch made it first.
Oh well. It' is quite fun to butcher jokes and foreign names.
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