Campaign Stop from Tallahassee, FL
Greetings for the last time, ladies and gentlemen. Tomorrow, the polls will be opening (at least to my understanding) and you will have a choice between three candidates. You can either choose the candidate of the status quo (President Wixted), you can waste your vote entirely on a candidate who thinks we are at war with Canada (GPorter), or you can vote for a candidate that will protect your tax dollars (me). While I expect the former will win, I can only hope that enough of you will cast your vote for the latter. Thank you.