What is your actual first name?

[minionofmidas]

My first name is Brock.

You mean you can't afford a first name, and have to make do with several surnames instead. That's OK though, you're in good company - Franklin Roosevelt, Dwight Eisenhower, Jefferson Davis, Danforth Quayle all share your predicament.

[riceowl]

Corbin

[© tweed]

David

[AkSaber]

My first name is Brock.

You mean you can't afford a first name, and have to make do with several surnames instead. That's OK though, you're in good company - Franklin Roosevelt, Dwight Eisenhower, Jefferson Davis, Danforth Quayle all share your predicament.

Phew. I thought I was alone. Just me to bear the shame and humiliation of not being able to afford a true first name. Thank you oh German one. For you have shown me that I do have friends who know what I'm going through. Now maybe I can start attending meetings to help me overcome the shame I've endured.

[SPC]

Hugh

My actual actual first name I do not wish to disclose.

[Sensei]

Hugh

My actual actual first name I do not wish to disclose.

sh**t. it must be bad.

[Colin]

Hugh

My actual actual first name I do not wish to disclose.

sh**t. it must be bad.

Yeah to be worse than Hugh it would have to be something totally horrible.

[Sensei]

Hugh

My actual actual first name I do not wish to disclose.

sh**t. it must be bad.

Yeah to be worse than Hugh it would have to be something totally horrible.

I've seen some bad names in my time. At my high school, a lot of the Cuban kids had names that were just their parents names put together, and horrible butcherings of common or famous names. I've seen Yasunori, Chondenver [i suspect after the musician John Denver], Disney, Yonadan, Yujailec. and a LOT more where that came from.

[Inmate Trump]

Jimmy

[Undisguised Sockpuppet]

Jimmy

Damnit. My guess of your first name being Cassius was wrong.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Zack

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Nathan

[Lief 🗽]

I think Hugh is a fine name.

[Flying Dog]

Joshua

[Inmate Trump]

Jimmy

Damnit. My guess of your first name being Cassius was wrong.

[Sensei]

My first name is Brock.

You mean you can't afford a first name, and have to make do with several surnames instead. That's OK though, you're in good company - Franklin Roosevelt, Dwight Eisenhower, Jefferson Davis, Danforth Quayle all share your predicament.

Phew. I thought I was alone. Just me to bear the shame and humiliation of not being able to afford a true first name. Thank you oh German one. For you have shown me that I do have friends who know what I'm going through. Now maybe I can start attending meetings to help me overcome the shame I've endured.

People never understand me when I tell them my name

welcome to the club.

[Smash255]

Tim

[Eraserhead]

Jimmy

Damnit. My guess of your first name being Cassius was wrong.

lol. Points awarded for being a good sport about that joke.

[Undisguised Sockpuppet]

Jimmy

Damnit. My guess of your first name being Cassius was wrong.

I'm surprised I was the first one to do that.

[SPC]

Hugh

My actual actual first name I do not wish to disclose.

sh**t. it must be bad.

Yeah to be worse than Hugh it would have to be something totally horrible.

I've seen some bad names in my time. At my high school, a lot of the Cuban kids had names that were just their parents names put together, and horrible butcherings of common or famous names. I've seen Yasunori, Chondenver [i suspect after the musician John Denver], Disney, Yonadan, Yujailec. and a LOT more where that came from.

No, my name isn't bad. I just don't want to reveal it for security purposes. I'll just give a hint: it's the same first name as a poster who recently left.

[Eraserhead]

Hugh

My actual actual first name I do not wish to disclose.

sh**t. it must be bad.

Yeah to be worse than Hugh it would have to be something totally horrible.

I've seen some bad names in my time. At my high school, a lot of the Cuban kids had names that were just their parents names put together, and horrible butcherings of common or famous names. I've seen Yasunori, Chondenver [i suspect after the musician John Denver], Disney, Yonadan, Yujailec. and a LOT more where that came from.

No, my name isn't bad. I just don't want to reveal it for security purposes. I'll just give a hint: it's the same first name as a poster who recently left.

Security purposes? It's your FIRST name.

[Bacon King]

Hugh

My actual actual first name I do not wish to disclose.

sh**t. it must be bad.

Yeah to be worse than Hugh it would have to be something totally horrible.

I've seen some bad names in my time. At my high school, a lot of the Cuban kids had names that were just their parents names put together, and horrible butcherings of common or famous names. I've seen Yasunori, Chondenver [i suspect after the musician John Denver], Disney, Yonadan, Yujailec. and a LOT more where that came from.

No, my name isn't bad. I just don't want to reveal it for security purposes. I'll just give a hint: it's the same first name as a poster who recently left.

LOL

because, of course, that's any sort of security risk at all.

[Sensei]

Hugh

My actual actual first name I do not wish to disclose.

sh**t. it must be bad.

Yeah to be worse than Hugh it would have to be something totally horrible.

I've seen some bad names in my time. At my high school, a lot of the Cuban kids had names that were just their parents names put together, and horrible butcherings of common or famous names. I've seen Yasunori, Chondenver [i suspect after the musician John Denver], Disney, Yonadan, Yujailec. and a LOT more where that came from.

No, my name isn't bad. I just don't want to reveal it for security purposes. I'll just give a hint: it's the same first name as a poster who recently left.

LOL

because, of course, that's any sort of security risk at all.

poster who recently left.... hmmm... Phil?

[SPC]

poster who recently left.... hmmm... Phil?

Correct.

[Jaggerjack]

Fabian