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Undisguised Sockpuppet
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« on: August 31, 2007, 11:51:26 PM »

Presume that one morning, you wake up and realize you're Bill Clinton, in the white house the day after inaugeration. What do you do and how different is 2007 America from OTL by now?
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« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2007, 09:20:28 AM »

I do not have sexual relations with that woman.
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« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2007, 02:53:22 AM »

a) Keep it in my pants

b) Do everything in my power to stop Gincrich before the end of the year.
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« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2007, 06:26:26 PM »

I make sure that NAFTA isn't passed without Universal Health care. That, I think, was the largest failing of the Clinton administration.
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« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2007, 07:59:02 PM »

Obviously no Lewinski. Don't pass NAFTA. Get Osama when there was a chance.
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« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2007, 09:04:09 PM »

What would I do that Bill didn't?

Have sex with Hillary
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« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2007, 11:47:17 AM »

1) Masturbate rather than use Monica.

2) Get the Health Care reform passed

3) Be even more agressive for peace in the Middle East.
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« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2007, 04:25:33 PM »

I know myself too well.  I'd probably have sex with that woman.  And two or three dozen others.  This is one of many reasons the good Lord has kept me from acquiring anything resembling power.  I'm too old, fat and ugly for any woman to actually want me -- but if I were President, well -- that has its own appeal.

On a more serious note, I could say I would oppose NAFTA.  But that wouldn't be honest.  At the time, I supported NAFTA and was particularly swayed by the support of Presidents Ford, Carter and Bush 1. 

I am sure I would not have sold the poor up the river with so called "welfare reform".  I probably would have insisted that Bosnia, Kosovo and so forth were "Europe's problem". 

And as far as social and domestic matters go, I would have been much more aggressive in responding to the attacks of the far right. 

But I'd have made a terrible President!
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« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2008, 09:41:23 AM »

Not get the Democratic nomination in 1996....assuming I made it that long.
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« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2009, 05:19:05 PM »

First, i would have had sex with Lewinsky, but i would not have lied about it to begin with.

Economy: First, i would have done the exact same economy plan, but i would have taxes on the upper class, and lower them for the middle and lower class. As for NAFTA, i would have modified it, or not passed it.

Foreign Policy: I would have done the same things Cinto did in real life, but i would have Gotten Osama while i had the chance.

Domestic: After the bombings in 1995, i would have has the FBI, and CIA in full alert, which might have helped in 1996.
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« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2009, 08:20:32 PM »

Bang Gingrich's wife.
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« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2009, 09:52:19 PM »

1.  Pass healthcare reform
2.  Don't pass NAFTA
3.  Keep it in my pants
4.  Get, try, and kill Osama
5.  Use the military more often, and more strategically.
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« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2009, 07:33:20 PM »


That would show 'em.
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« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2009, 07:55:32 PM »
« Edited: December 09, 2009, 07:57:22 PM by Scam of God »

1. Adopt Clinton's post-1996 economic policy before the midterms.
2. Adopt a more socially liberal platform as a trade-off: the Republicans get what they want on economics without killing freedom. For instance: all of the political capital I make on pushing welfare reform goes automatically into fighting DOMA.
3. Huh
4. Profit.
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« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2009, 08:41:04 PM »

Domestic: No 'anti terror act' of 96 (just better coordination), gun bans, continued war on drugs, etc. Federalism in general for social issues. There would be a crackdown on illegal immigration.

Economy: No NAFTA, No Tax Hikes, No 'Hillarycare,' No Deregulation (for big agra/telecoms/finance anyway). There would be steep cuts made in taxes, welfare, entitlements and departments (especially the Department of Education). I would start talking about monetary reform citing Kennedy...

Foreign Policy: Withdrawal from the Middle East, West Europe, etc. No intervention in the balkans or anything like that. The money saved would be used on a 'peace dividend.'

Other: Tell Al Gore to leave and run with another party, since obviously the DLC establishment would be furious.
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« Reply #15 on: December 20, 2009, 03:14:31 PM »

I would "not have sexual relations with that woman". I would also not appoint Hillary to be in charge of healthcare. I would use the miliary more frequently and effeciently. I would not pressure Israel so much not to respond to terrorism. I would actively speak out against trickle-down economics while the economy was booming (to get people to stop believing in it), I would give the middle class a tax cut (while further raising taxes on the rich), and I would prepare Gore for the 2000 election since 1993 to make sure that there is 0% chance that Bush can beat him.
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