would you buy a Jesus clock that had James Earl Jones read you a bible verse every hour?
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Question: would you buy a Jesus clock that had James Earl Jones read you a bible verse every hour?
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yes, having Darth Vader tell me about Jesus seems too good to be true		  
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meh		  
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no, having Darth Vader tell me about Jesus seems weird to me		  
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yjdgid0		  
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« on: August 19, 2023, 01:41:08 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2023, 01:45:19 PM »
I'd vote no, but it is JEJ we're talking about here.  So...meh.
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« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2023, 02:02:38 PM »
No (Jewish)
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« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2023, 02:25:55 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Smith on August 19, 2023, 01:45:19 PM
I'd vote no, but it is JEJ we're talking about here.  So...meh.

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« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2023, 03:58:20 PM »
Probably not but that actually does sound kind of cool. Biggest issue would be it waking me up constantly.
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« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2023, 06:08:55 PM »
Yes, not because I am religious, or even like religion, but only because James Earl Jones has such an awesome, sometimes soothing voice.
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« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2023, 07:32:47 PM »
I thought you were talking about Jim Jones but later realized he was named James Warren Jones.
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« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2023, 04:30:09 PM »
Only if you could specifically tune it to the Book of Revelation. Because JEJ describing the apocalypse to you in that baritone at 3am would be an *experience*.

Also, because he’d say “no man knows the day, no man knows the hour” a lot, and that’s vaguely fun from a literal clock.
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