2023 NFL Season Thread

[Hindsight was 2020]

Tonight is the night! 😤 Aaron Rodgers makes his Jets debut!

Annnnddd he got hurt fml

[Alben Barkley]

"Sir, a second primetime football disaster has hit Metlife."

[Ferguson97]

This is the worst thing to happen to New York on September 11th.

[NewYorkExpress]

This is the worst thing to happen to New York on September 11th.

Please tell me that's a joke. How is an (overpaid) football player getting hurt worse than a terrorist attack where over 3,000 people died?

[Alben Barkley]

This is the worst thing to happen to New York on September 11th.

Please tell me that's a joke. How is an (overpaid) football player getting hurt worse than a terrorist attack where over 3,000 people died?

I'm not Ferguson but I think I can speak for him in saying that was a joke.

[Ferguson97]

This is the worst thing to happen to New York on September 11th.

Please tell me that's a joke. How is an (overpaid) football player getting hurt worse than a terrorist attack where over 3,000 people died?

If you can't tell that this is a joke, I don't know how to help you.

[NewYorkExpress]

This is the worst thing to happen to New York on September 11th.

Please tell me that's a joke. How is an (overpaid) football player getting hurt worse than a terrorist attack where over 3,000 people died?

If you can't tell that this is a joke, I don't know how to help you.

You need a better sense of humor (or at least need to learn the definition of tact).

[GeorgiaModerate]

This is the worst thing to happen to New York on September 11th.

Please tell me that's a joke. How is an (overpaid) football player getting hurt worse than a terrorist attack where over 3,000 people died?

If you can't tell that this is a joke, I don't know how to help you.

You need a better sense of humor (or at least need to learn the definition of tact).

It was a very obvious joke.

[GeorgiaModerate]

NOTE THE TIMESTAMP:

https://twitter.com/DaddyZaslav/status/1701355196763271205

[Ferguson97]

JETS ARE STILL IN THIS, NOT A DRILL

[Donerail]

This is the worst thing to happen to New York on September 11th.

Please tell me that's a joke. How is an (overpaid) football player getting hurt worse than a terrorist attack where over 3,000 people died?

If you can't tell that this is a joke, I don't know how to help you.

You need a better sense of humor (or at least need to learn the definition of tact).

I agree with you. Ferguson should have said "this is at least the second-worst thing to happen to New York involving a jet on September 11th." That would respect all perspectives on the relative importance of these events.

[John Dule]

Why are you guys engaging with NewYorkExpress?

[Hindsight was 2020]

Aaron Rodgers career over but the Jets still win over the Bills thanks to a punt return by the feel good story on the team. Excuse while I cry, laugh, have a nervous breakdown and drink myself to sleep

[MasterJedi]

There goes the 65% of snaps and a first round pick.

[Catholics vs. Convicts]

There goes the 65% of snaps and a first round pick.

Oh, hey, what was that you were saying about schadenfreude?

[Amenhotep Bakari-Sellers]

Chiefs are the Favs whenever Kelce comes back that's why every yr I draft Mahomes as QB as Fantasy

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

Since Aaron Rodgers doesn't trust doctors when it comes to vaccines, I trust that he will be using ayahuasca and cave meditation to treat his mangled Achilles too?

[MasterJedi]

There goes the 65% of snaps and a first round pick.

Oh, hey, what was that you were saying about schadenfreude?

Schadenfreude is knowing the bears will get the first pick again and either somehow believe in Fields or draft the third bust in a row! Joke franchise.

[GeorgiaModerate]

https://twitter.com/davehill77/status/1701610014631452775

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

https://twitter.com/davehill77/status/1701610014631452775

This is the funniest goddamn thing I've ever seen.

[Catholics vs. Convicts]

WEEK 1 RESULTS

This week was nuts. There was a lot of agreement on the board and a lot of us were wrong pretty frequently. Only a few of us were over .500 on the week. Its great to have the NFL back.

Full results:

9 bagelman, texasgurl, Illiniwek
8 NYDem, Sestak,
7 S019, Extreme republican, Gorguf
6 JGibson, SWE

There were four games we were unanimous on. Two we were correct, and two we were wrong...:
Texans v. Baltimore (we were correct)
Eagles v. Patriots (we were correct)
Lions v. Chiefs (we were wrong)
Buccaneers v. Vikings (we were wrong)

We also had four games where there was a single dissenter. Once again, there were two where the dissenter was wrong, and two where the lone dissenter was correct!:
Bengals v. Browns (dissenter (Illiniwek) was correct)
Jaguars v. Colts (dissenter was wrong)
Commanders v. Cardinals (dissenter was wrong)
Seahawks v. Rams (dissenter (NYDem) was correct)

[Catholics vs. Convicts]

Week 2

Thursday 9/14

Minnesota Vikings @ Philadelphia Eagles 20:15 Prime Video

Sunday 9/17

Green Bay Packers @ Atlanta Falcons 13:00 FOX
Las Vegas Raiders @ Buffalo Bills 13:00 CBS
Baltimore Ravens @ Cincinnati Bengals 13:00 CBS
Seattle Seahawks @ Detroit Lions 13:00 FOX
Indianapolis Colts @ Houston Texans 13:00 FOX
Kansas City Chiefs @ Jacksonville Jaguars 13:00 CBS
Chicago Bears @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers 13:00 FOX
Los Angeles Chargers @ Tennessee Titans 13:00 CBS

New York Giants @ Arizona Cardinals 16:05 FOX
San Francisco 49ers @ Los Angeles Rams 16:05 FOX
New York Jets @ Dallas Cowboys 16:25 CBS
Washington Commanders @ Denver Broncos 16:25 CBS

Miami Dolphins @ New England Patriots 20:20 NBC

Monday 9/18

New Orleans Saints @ Carolina Panthers 19:15 ESPN
Cleveland Browns @ Pittsburgh Steelers 20:15 ABC

[Joe Biden 2024]

Week 2

Thursday 9/14

Minnesota Vikings @ Philadelphia Eagles 20:15 Prime Video

Sunday 9/17

Green Bay Packers @ Atlanta Falcons 13:00 FOX
Las Vegas Raiders @ Buffalo Bills 13:00 CBS
Baltimore Ravens @ Cincinnati Bengals 13:00 CBS
Seattle Seahawks @ Detroit Lions 13:00 FOX
Indianapolis Colts @ Houston Texans 13:00 FOX
Kansas City Chiefs @ Jacksonville Jaguars 13:00 CBS
Chicago Bears @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers 13:00 FOX
Los Angeles Chargers @ Tennessee Titans 13:00 CBS

New York Giants @ Arizona Cardinals 16:05 FOX
San Francisco 49ers @ Los Angeles Rams 16:05 FOX
New York Jets @ Dallas Cowboys 16:25 CBS
Washington Commanders @ Denver Broncos 16:25 CBS

Miami Dolphins @ New England Patriots 20:20 NBC

Monday 9/18

New Orleans Saints @ Carolina Panthers 19:15 ESPN
Cleveland Browns @ Pittsburgh Steelers 20:15 ABC

[The Dowager Mod]

Eagles
Falcons
Bills
Bengals
Lions
Chargers
Buccaneers
Chiefs
Texans
49ers
Giants
Cowboys
Broncos
Dolphins
Saints
Browns

[Cokeland Saxton]

Week 2

Thursday 9/14

Minnesota Vikings @ Philadelphia Eagles 20:15 Prime Video

Sunday 9/17

Green Bay Packers @ Atlanta Falcons 13:00 FOX
Las Vegas Raiders @ Buffalo Bills 13:00 CBS
Baltimore Ravens @ Cincinnati Bengals 13:00 CBS
Seattle Seahawks @ Detroit Lions 13:00 FOX
Indianapolis Colts @ Houston Texans 13:00 FOX
Kansas City Chiefs @ Jacksonville Jaguars 13:00 CBS
Chicago Bears @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers 13:00 FOX
Los Angeles Chargers @ Tennessee Titans 13:00 CBS

New York Giants @ Arizona Cardinals 16:05 FOX
San Francisco 49ers @ Los Angeles Rams 16:05 FOX
New York Jets @ Dallas Cowboys 16:25 CBS
Washington Commanders @ Denver Broncos 16:25 CBS

Miami Dolphins @ New England Patriots 20:20 NBC

Monday 9/18

New Orleans Saints @ Carolina Panthers 19:15 ESPN
Cleveland Browns @ Pittsburgh Steelers 20:15 ABC