When you see "Extra Virgin Olive Oil" at a grocery store do you think of "Extra Chad Olive Oil"?
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« on: June 06, 2023, 11:19:47 PM »

LOL Yes. I chuckled today at the store wondering what that would be like.
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« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2023, 11:20:36 PM »

This is a BRTD threaf
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« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2023, 11:42:10 PM »

Nah, I think of buying good balsamic vinegar and a loaf of fresh sourdough to go with it.
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« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2023, 11:50:56 PM »

I think I've reached the point where BRTD scares me.
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« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2023, 08:34:12 AM »

I actually do, I think of that joke anytime I see the word virgin anywhere.
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« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2023, 08:45:36 AM »

Nah, I think of buying good balsamic vinegar and a loaf of fresh sourdough to go with it.

Gross, sourdough. Learn to like good bread.
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« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2023, 09:56:25 AM »

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[Cutaway Scene: The Griffin family is gathered around the kitchen counter, where Peter is holding two bottles of olive oil.]

Peter: Alright, folks, gather 'round! Today, we're gonna settle the age-old debate: Extra Virgin Olive Oil versus Extra Chad Olive Oil.

[Peter dramatically places the bottles on the counter, as the family looks on with curiosity.]

Stewie: Oh, please. This should be amusing.

Peter: Alright, let's start with Extra Virgin Olive Oil. [He holds up the bottle.] It's made from the first pressing of olives and has a low acidity level. It's like the goody-two-shoes of the olive oil world.

[Cut to a personified bottle of Extra Virgin Olive Oil wearing a halo and holding a Bible.]

Extra Virgin Olive Oil: I'm pure, I'm refined, I'm the healthiest choice!

Peter: And now, let's meet its challenger, Extra Chad Olive Oil! [He holds up the other bottle.] It's made from olives that were squeezed until they cried, and it's got an attitude that won't quit!

[Cut to a personified bottle of Extra Chad Olive Oil wearing sunglasses, flexing his muscles.]

Extra Chad Olive Oil: Yo, bro! I'm pumped with flavor, I'm bold, and I'm ready to party!

[Cut back to the family]

Brian: Peter, I'm not sure if I trust that Extra Chad Olive Oil. It sounds like a marketing gimmick.

Peter: Oh, you think so, Brian? Well, let's put it to the test!

[Peter pours some Extra Virgin Olive Oil onto a salad and takes a bite.]

Peter: Mmm, that's some good, mild taste.

[Peter then pours some Extra Chad Olive Oil onto the same salad, but this time, the oil explodes with flavor, and rock music starts playing.]

Peter: Whoa! This is amazing! It's like a flavor explosion in my mouth!

[Cut to Peter's taste buds partying, wearing sunglasses and dancing to the rock music.]

Stewie: Well, color me surprised. Extra Chad Olive Oil seems to have won this round.

[Lois enters the scene.]

Lois: Peter, why are you wasting time and olive oil on silly experiments? We have dinner guests waiting!

Peter: Lois, you just don't understand the importance of this debate! It's a matter of culinary honor!

[The scene ends with the family looking at Peter, unimpressed, as he continues to debate the superiority of olive oils.]
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« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2023, 10:04:49 AM »

I'm sure >95% my compatriots would react to someone saying "olio di oliva extrachad!" and chuckling in a very bemused manner, myself included.
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« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2023, 10:16:11 AM »

i hate this
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« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2023, 11:12:52 AM »

No but I will now and god damn you for this
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« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2023, 11:47:27 AM »

I actually do, I think of that joke anytime I see the word virgin anywhere.

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« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2023, 12:41:49 PM »

I actually do, I think of that joke anytime I see the word virgin anywhere.

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« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2023, 12:44:39 PM »

Given what Drew Binsky tells me, I'd be skeptical of olive oil imported from Chad.
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« Reply #13 on: June 07, 2023, 03:20:38 PM »

Aren't you the one who thinks it's annoying when people repeat memes to death?
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« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2023, 03:32:03 PM »

Aren't you the one who thinks it's annoying when people repeat memes to death?
When it's the same meme, yes. I have never posted any meme of the sort of this before other than making references to Virgin and Chad.
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« Reply #15 on: June 07, 2023, 08:28:37 PM »

no i just hope i pick the right one so my wife doesnt get mad at me
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« Reply #16 on: June 07, 2023, 08:30:14 PM »

I haven't before. Because I saw this thread I might now.
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« Reply #17 on: June 08, 2023, 06:33:11 AM »

When I see "Extra Virgin Olive Oil", I think of a monastery in the mountains of Switzerland with young hot nuns going about their daily business of washing each other with a garden hose in the grassy fields behind the convent.
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« Reply #18 on: June 08, 2023, 09:35:45 AM »

I'm sure >95% my compatriots would react to someone saying "olio di oliva extrachad!" and chuckling in a very bemused manner, myself included.

I second this.
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« Reply #19 on: June 08, 2023, 11:24:15 AM »

I'll never turn down some good bread, olive oil, shredded parmesan, and pepper.
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« Reply #20 on: June 08, 2023, 11:26:17 AM »

No; I think of you.
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« Reply #21 on: June 08, 2023, 01:56:29 PM »

No. I think of Certified Freak Seven Days A Week Olive Oil
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« Reply #22 on: June 08, 2023, 04:53:11 PM »

Now I do.  Thanks to this place.
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« Reply #23 on: June 08, 2023, 07:15:33 PM »

You MUST be self-aware and keeping up an image deliberately at this point.

You MUST be.
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