5 favorite Family Guy jokes?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Mine:

5-Movie studio logos
4-Stewie is sent to Siberia
3-The Vietnam War Memorial
2-Every pizza place salad
1-Sneakers O'Toole

Honorable mention: Happy Fourth of July Jack Skellington

[Atlas Force]

Peter listing all these cancelled Fox shows is a favorite of mine:

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

5. Lois talks about her dream (this is from a new episode)
4. Predators on the internet
3. Hey. I f**ked your dad.
2. Mr. Booze
1. Arnold Schwarzenegger without an accent

[Zedonathin2020]

In no order (except for #1)


5-Hang there, you fat B----
4-Werid, Low Resolution, Blocky Universe
3-Peanuts Roadhouse
2-Little House on the Prairie
1-Chowder

[vitoNova]

This scene:  Mort the Pharmacist as a priest in Nazi-occupied Poland, always cracks me the hell up.

[T'Chenka]

[VBM]

Mine:

5-Movie studio logos
4-Stewie is sent to Siberia
3-The Vietnam War Memorial
2-Every pizza place salad
1-Sneakers O'Toole

Honorable mention: Happy Fourth of July Jack Skellington

[Meclazine for Israel]

Darth Vader and Consuela

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrsCyNoOtRy/

[politicallefty]

I can't come up with five just yet, but the first time I watched this was with my family and none of us could even breathe:

That 2005-2006 season was the absolute best.

[Mr. Smith]

The episode where Meg temp moves to Russia.  Only thanks to a few Russia-exiles doing a reaction did I find it.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I can't come up with five just yet, but the first time I watched this was with my family and none of us could even breathe:

That 2005-2006 season was the absolute best.

If you love that you should definitely love this one too:

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

I can't come up with five just yet, but the first time I watched this was with my family and none of us could even breathe:

That 2005-2006 season was the absolute best.

If you love that you should definitely love this one too:

That's right before the "I f#cked your dad" scene!

[7,052,770]

Peter listing all these cancelled Fox shows is a favorite of mine:

When this was new, did we already know that Firefly was going to be a cult classic? It really sticks out among the rest of those.

[Meclazine for Israel]

Family Guy

Oscar The Grouch

https://youtu.be/fnze95D7ZGc

[Ferguson97]

1-Sneakers O'Toole

I mean this sincerely: could you explain the joke to me? I don't get why it's funny.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

1-Sneakers O'Toole

I mean this sincerely: could you explain the joke to me? I don't get why it's funny.

And as someone else put it it's also funny because Brian who is normally the rational voice of reason is introducing such an absurd and ridiculous character. And in such a straightforward deadpan manner too.

[Nutmeg]

1. "Maude" extra-long theme song

[Meclazine for Israel]

Kamikaze Pilot

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CtQuc4bMDqp/

[Meclazine for Israel]

Room Mates With Oscar Pastorius

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cteh6sYAAjY/

[Dr. Yakub]

1. The Godfather
2. Shallow and Pedantic
3. Hummer Guy
4. Brian's Novel
5. To the Clevelandcopter

[Zedonathin2020]

1. The Godfather
2. Shallow and Pedantic
3. Hummer Guy
4. Brian's Novel
5. To the Clevelandcopter

#3 is the only one that I'm aware of that has a cutaway gag INSIDE a cutaway gag.

[Meclazine for Israel]

Doggy Afuera

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ct9nqU7rbd7/

[FairBol]

Call me an asshole if you will, but I've always liked this one. 

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

Call me an asshole if you will, but I've always liked this one. 

This brings back memories from that kid who made a clock in 2016 or something and got a lot of harassment for it.
Things like this are among the best way to satirize such paranoia.

[FairBol]

This one rocks too.