S.23-2.4: Enriching UlmerFudd Act

[reagente]

Enriching UlmerFudd Act

Section I. Title
1. This bill shall be called the "Enriching UlmerFudd Act"

Section II. Definitions
1. Corruption shall refer to "based"

Section III. Substance
2. UlmerIndustries shall be granted a yearly subsidy of $200,000
3. Southern Delegate UlmerFudd shall be granted a monthly pension of $50,000 upon leaving office
4. An 80 ft tall statue consisting of pure gold shall be commissioned in UlmerFudd's likeness
5. June 13th will be designated as UlmerFudd Day
6. The southern motto shall be designated as "Boys Only, Women Forbidden"
7. UlmerIndustries shall be granted special license to employ workers under the age of 10

Sponsor: UlmerFudd

[reagente]

I propose the following Amendments:

Section I. Title
1. This bill shall be called the "Enriching UlmerFudd Act"

Section II. Definitions
1. Corruption as defined in this law shall refer to "based"

Section III. Substance
1. UlmerFudd is declared sacrosanct according to the Roman tradition - any assault on his person is a capital crime
2. UlmerIndustries shall be granted a yearly subsidy of $200,000
3. Southern Delegate UlmerFudd shall be granted a monthly pension of $50,000 upon leaving office
4. An 80 ft tall statue consisting of pure gold shall be commissioned in UlmerFudd's likeness upon subsequent allocation of funds in the budget for that purpose
5. June 13th will be designated as UlmerFudd Day
6. The southern motto shall be designated as Any commemorative coin issued by the South shall contain the motto "Boys Only, Women Forbidden"
7. UlmerIndustries shall be granted special license to employ workers under the age of 10

[reagente]

Amendment adopted, motioning for a final vote.

[reagente]

Final vote. 72 hours, or 24 hours after a majority have voted, or everyone has voted.

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Aye

[RFayette]

Aye

[UlmerFudd]

Aye

[reagente]

Vote closed. Passes with 3 in support and one no vote.

[West_Midlander]

This must be unconstitutional, right? No person is above the law.