Republicans will always be Patriots, change my mind

[T'Chenka]

They're so patriotic, they even support an insurrection to overthrow the US government.

Yes, and they call themselves Patriots for doing that, why?

They don't know what "patriot" actually means and/or they think that they (and ONLY they) get to re-define what words mean to suit their purposes.

[T'Chenka]

Bush is the last president whose speeches made you feel patriotic as well.

Obama gave speeches that have been commonly considered to have made people feel patriotic. I won't comment on Cheeto.

[T'Chenka]

I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully. That's why an island of mermen will emerge from the Atlantic tomorrow and within a year we will have a nice, happy society that is half-American, half-amphibious. It will be America's 51st state, Aqualand.

Did you watch The Shape Of Water last night, Tim?