1. The Prostitution Is A Sin Act shall be amended as follows:
3. It is hereby unlawful to engage in prostitution or solicitation therefor, except in a licensed brothel subject to all laws and regulations thereon.
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Such test must be paid for by the violator and the results of such test must be transmitted to the violator within thirty (30) days. Prohibited solicitation includes, but is not limited to communications made verbally, by gesture, by internet application, by publication, or by attraction sign.
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2. The Divorce Is Sometimes A Sin Act shall be amended as follows:
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2. It is hereby a class 1 misdemeanor to engage in adulterous polygamy, defined as entering or purportedly entering into a marriage with more than one (1) person during the duration of an existing marriage; participating in sexual activities with a person other than his spouse during the duration of an existing marriage, provided the person’s spouse is also present during such sexual activities; causing another person by force, threat, or intimidation to engage in such activities; or producing, distributing, publishing, selling, transmitting, financing, possessing with the intent to distribute, publish, sell, or transmit, or making any attempt to produce, distribute, publish, sell, transmit, or finance an obscene item depicting or purporting to depict a person engaged in such activities. For purposes of this provision, person includes but is not limited to any real or purported human, animal, Pokemon, prohibited A.I. as defined by law, object, or fictional being.
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3. The Obscene As To Minors Act shall be amended as follows:
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1. It shall be a felony for any adult to engage in sexual acts with a minor more than two (2) years his or her junior in all States and external territories of the Southern Region.
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For purposes of this provision, it shall be a permissible affirmative defense that the accused met the minor in a location only accessible by adults, including a bar, nightclub, or brothel, as well as that the minor enticed the accused by lying about his or her age and the accused had no reason based on the totality of the circumstances to suspect that the minor was lying. For purposes of this provision, minor includes but is not limited to any real or purported human, animal, Pokemon, prohibited A.I. as defined by law, object, or fictional being less than eighteen (18) years of age.
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4. The Eradicating Child Pornography Act shall be amended as follows:
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E. "Child Abuse material" includes any obscene material other than child pornography that depicts a minor, or a representation of a minor, who is implied to be, or appears to be engaging in sexual activities, or in the presence of a person engaging in sexual activities, any depiction or representation of the genitals, breasts, or buttocks of a child for primarily sexual purposes, or a victim of torture, cruel, inhumane, or degrading treatment or punishment. Shoticon and lolicon material shall be considered child abuse material if such material meets the definition of child abuse material. For purposes of this provision, minor includes but is not limited to any real or purported human, animal, Pokemon, prohibited A.I. as defined by law, object, or fictional being less than eighteen (18) years of age.
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5. The Southern Marriage Act shall be amended as follows:
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i. To be valid and recognized in this region, a civil marriage shall exist only between two (2) adults humans. For purposes of this provision, adult human excludes but is not limited to any real or purported animal, Pokemon, prohibited A.I. as defined by law, object, or fictional being, however nothing in this provision shall bar prosecution for adulterous polygamy against any person purporting to be married to multiple animals, Pokemon, prohibited A.I. as defined by law, objects, or fictional beings.
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6. The Bestiality Is A Sin Act shall be amended as follows:
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(e) producing, distributing, publishing, selling, transmitting, financing, possessing with the intent to distribute, publish, sell, or transmit, or making any attempt to produce, distribute, publish, sell, transmit, or finance an obscene item depicting or purporting to depict a person engaged in sexual contact with an animal. For purposes of this definition, a human identifying, presenting, dressing, or acting as an animal or Pokemon shall be considered an animal.
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7. The Consent Is Required Act shall be amended as follows:
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For purposes of this subsection, another person includes but is not limited to a person whose image or likeness was used in creating, adapting, or modifying a drawn, videographic, or still image with the intent to depict an actual person and who is recognizable as an actual person by the person’s face, likeness, or other distinguishing characteristic.
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8. The S.P.L.I.T. Act shall be amended as follows:
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2. For purposes of Southern law, an individual diagnosed with or suffering from multiple personality disorder shall constitute a single, individual person regardless of how many personas or identities such person many have or claim to have. for purposes of this provision multiple personality disorder includes any mental disorder, affliction, or circumstance in which a human believes that multiple separate and independent identities, personas, lives, beings, or persons inhabit a single human body, regardless of if the identities, personas, lives, beings, or persons are human, animal, pokemon, or otherwise.
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9. Any person imprisoned due to a felony sex crime or crime of violence in the Southern Region shall be prohibited from selling any art made, drawn, or otherwise created during the period of incarceration, unless all proceeds of such art sales are used to compensate the victims of such criminal.
10. It is the position of the Southern Region that Adam Stackhouse rightfully won the 2008 Parapa the Rappa Contest and Liquid Chris rightfully won the 2009 Sing Star Challenge Contest.
11. This act shall take effect ten (10) days from the date of passage.
