S.23-1.20: Save the Animals Act (Passed)

[Mr. Reactionary]

SAVE THE ANIMALS ACT

1. The Animal Welfare Act shall be amended as follows:

1. Violating any provision in this act shall be a Class 1 Misdemeanor punishable by imprisonment for no more than one (1) year, a fine of no more than $10,000.00, and disgorgement of any profits. Any person convicted of a violation of this act shall be ordered to attend an appropriate treatment program or obtain psychiatric or psychological counseling and shall be placed upon the Southern Animal Abuser Registry.

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19. It shall be unlawful to bite the head off of a live chicken, bat, rat, or other animal, or to finance, produce, film, advertise, or conduct a geek show where such activity occurs.

20. It shall be unlawful to kill any species of seal, pinniped, or manatee by clubbing or inflicting blunt force trauma upon such animal, or to finance, produce, film, advertise, or conduct an event where such activity occurs.

2. The Stopping Animal Sexual Abuse Act shall be amended as follows:

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(f) For purposes of this act sexual contact with an animal shall include but not be limited to the insertion of a rodent, fish, or other animal into a human rectum or vagina, regardless of if the animal so inserted is living.

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3. This act shall take effect immediately.

[Mr. Reactionary]

Bans seal clubbing, geek shows, and inserting animals up your butt

[RFayette]

Motion for final vote

[fhtagn]

24 hours for objections

[reagente]

A final vote is now open for 72 hours, or until 24 hours after this has enough votes to pass or fail, or until everybody votes, whichever occurs soonest.

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Aye

[RFayette]

Aye

[fhtagn]

Aye

[UlmerFudd]

aye

[Mr. Reactionary]

Bill passes 4-0-0-1