Liz or the Lettuce?

[Dereich]

The Daily Star's competition to see if Liz Truss can outlast a head of lettuce is still going and the lettuce is still going strong while Liz Truss's continued position in office looks shakier by the hour. Will she make it past the shelf life of that lettuce?

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

Gonna say the lettuce at this point.

[Dereich]

The lettuce wins! A little wilted, but in better shape than Liz Truss.