How would the TF2 Mercenaries have voted?
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Woody
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« on: October 11, 2022, 09:38:19 AM »

Scout, Soldier, Pyro, Demoman, Heavy, Engineer, Medic, Sniper, and Spy.
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« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2022, 11:52:08 AM »

Scout: Ancestral Democrat, wants to bash Trump's kneecaps in with a baseball bat
Soldier: Ineligible due to multiple felonies, if not would have written in MacArthur
Pyro: Voted by mail for Kanye, left rest of the ballot blank
Demoman: SNP partisan, voted Remain
Heavy: Does not vote for leetle man with bone spur, or sleepy old man. Wrote in Sasha.
Engineer: Reluctant Trump voter, currently attempting to get a contract with the state of Texas to put defensive sentry turrets into public schools.
Medic: Avoids both Germany and the US due to crimes against humanity in the former and multiple malpractice suits in the latter. Currently resides in remote Siberia with the Heavy and attempts to promote the practice of fourth-trimester abortion online.
Sniper: Liberal/Labour swing voter, but holds dual citizenship and voted Libertarian ("gotta protect my financial interests as an independent contractor, mate")
Spy: Wanted by Interpol for multiple counts of murder and larceny, spent 2020 under a false identity in Fiji with Scout's mom and a stolen rig from the Engineer mining crypto.
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