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Meclazine for Israel
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« on: September 11, 2022, 07:28:19 AM »
« edited: September 12, 2022, 01:31:45 PM by Meclazine »
I am going to make a thread and post all the crazy guys from Florida i read about in here:

Florida Man at Gas Station

https://youtu.be/cxqSIEgp_68

I support the Police when they blow away most criminals yet...whilst I sympathise with their job and how they get in harms way to protect us, I feel that on this occasion, they went about it the wrong way.

Too little, too late, bad result.
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« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2022, 08:04:49 AM »
I feel bad for this Florida Man. Old guy, probably with dementia, suicide by cop.
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« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2023, 08:37:48 PM »
Episode 2 of Florida Man starts with our main character watching his son at a Baseball game.

This one came out of left field (technically right field). Jorge bashed the umpire unconscious with a coward punch from behind.

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/florida-parent-sucker-punches-umpire-during-high-school-baseball-game-police

https://abc7.com/baseball-game-fight-umpire-punched-high-school-florida-jorge-aponte-gonzalez-arrested/13216338/


Jorge Aponte-Gonzalez, 41, was arrested Wednesday and charged with felony battery and disruption of a school function for an incident at his son's baseball game last month. (Osceola County Jail)

Friendly looking guy.
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« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2023, 03:34:33 PM »
Here's one for ya...

Florida man tells cops playing basketball naked ‘enhances’ skills

Sheesh! Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2023, 02:47:32 PM »
Here's the big secret about Florida Man: these things happen everywhere. The big difference is that due to Florida's very broad sunshine laws what would be reported in another state as "Man arrested for animal abuse" is able to be instead reported as "Man arrested for sex with alligator."
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« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2023, 06:49:36 PM »
In the interest of diversity, we have our first 'Florida Woman' to make the thread.

https://www.foxnews.com/video/6328435425112

Allegedly driving drunk on the beach and then detained by the locals.
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« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2023, 08:29:04 PM »
And today's "Florida Man" story is this:

Florida Man Arrested After Allegedly Pouring Gas on Another Man and Lighting Him on Fire

Yikes! Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2023, 09:01:14 AM »
Touche. You get more points if your article is actually titled "Florida Man...."
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« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2023, 06:05:48 PM »
Only in Jacksonville

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cufcmoss6fp/
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« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2023, 11:03:49 AM »
Continuing the trend:

Florida Man Without Arms Charged After Allegedly Stabbing Tourist With His Feet

Um....what in the OJ Simpson is this?! LOL!! Cheesy
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« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2023, 01:06:54 PM »

I guess that's what happens when you take away the right to bear arms.
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« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2023, 07:52:30 PM »
Quote from: GeorgiaModerate on July 23, 2023, 01:06:54 PM

I guess that's what happens when you take away the right to bear arms.

LOL.
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« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2023, 06:23:47 AM »
Today's entry:

Florida Man Arrested for Allegedly Trying to Throw Alligator Onto Cocktail Lounge Roof

"Mr Hodge told police the reason for the abuse was he was 'teaching it a lesson', the arrest report shows"

-- The Independent


Cheesy
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« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2023, 06:14:34 AM »
Florida Man in Hamster Wheel

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cw6WAeISIQV
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« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2023, 06:55:55 AM »
Florida Man finds Alligator eating a human and runs to the fire station to get help

He subsequently missed his job interview.

Alligator Eating Human

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxqKCGbvrHC/
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« Reply #15 on: September 28, 2023, 12:41:11 AM »
"Excuse me while I whip this out..."

Florida Man Arrested After Whipping Out Samurai Sword in Trash Dispute



Cheesy
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« Reply #16 on: September 28, 2023, 05:38:24 PM »
I'm always afraid one of my relatives is going to appear in one of these stories. Nothing yet, thankfully.
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« Reply #17 on: September 28, 2023, 10:46:39 PM »
"All this over one measly slice?" - Girlfriend

Florida Man Arrested After Assaulting Girlfriend With Pizza


Bonus article:

Florida Man Arrested for Pleasuring Himself With Ice Pack


Well damn, that's cold.  Wink
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« Reply #18 on: October 24, 2023, 08:24:22 AM »
Florida Man with his remote control boat.

Alligator

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxuIzgEoCuV/

That does look like fun.
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« Reply #19 on: November 10, 2023, 10:27:56 AM »
Florida Arborist

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzbdMf5uTIm/
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« Reply #20 on: November 21, 2023, 09:32:40 AM »
I guess in 2023 we cannot be gender specific.

Florida Woman

Satanic Toaster

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cz1LHCsMjeF/
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« Reply #21 on: February 09, 2024, 04:35:00 PM »
Another lively female from Florida

Florida Woman

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C26JV35sJ8B/
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« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2024, 06:01:04 PM »
Saw this on discord. A good social game / drinking game / ice breaker:

Everybody google "florida man (month) (day)" (use your birthday) and find out what your birthday Florida Man news headline is. There are 365 different ones.
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« Reply #23 on: February 12, 2024, 08:54:11 AM »
Quote from: T'Chenka on February 11, 2024, 06:01:04 PM
Saw this on discord. A good social game / drinking game / ice breaker:

Everybody google "florida man (month) (day)" (use your birthday) and find out what your birthday Florida Man news headline is. There are 365 different ones.

Mine was some naked rake attack for June 12.
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« Reply #24 on: April 12, 2024, 03:30:39 AM »
Florida Woman Serenading Alligator

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4ogNnDrPfl/
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