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« on: January 12, 2007, 11:16:43 PM »
Senator Everett, JCP-Pacific, may have had an extramarital sexual affair with Fmr. Vice President Peter Bell.  The Senator has been noted making frequent trips to the Senate coffee room, which is locked while she is in it, and emerging an hour later at a time.  Peter Bell is seen emerging at the same time as well.

"I think this is justifiable," said one close confidant of the Senator who asked not to be named.  "The age difference in her marriage with Yates was taking a toll on their relationship.  He wasn't exactly fulfilling her marital needs, if you get what I mean."

The Senator could not be reached for comment, nor could the former Vice President.

Senator Everett, who was arrested for driving while intoxicated last week, has been known for exhibiting strange alcohol-induced behavior on the Senate floor lately.  It has been reported that every time she exited the room, she smelled of vodka and orange juice.

It is unclear whether the breaking of this shocking adulterous affair will be impact Everett's standing in the presidential race, or her relationship with Yates, a former Senator and Deputy SoFA.
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« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2007, 11:24:03 PM »
I did not have sex with that woman.
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« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2007, 11:28:55 PM »
SCANDAL
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« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2007, 11:48:24 PM »
What? I didn't do anything illegal.
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« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2007, 11:52:37 PM »

shhhhh

the public has spoken and they say SCANDAL
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« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2007, 01:02:54 AM »
Power nine scandal on Everett
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« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2007, 02:19:49 AM »
Everett's internet integrity is on the line.

I still support her. And her psychoactive escapades.
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« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2007, 02:24:14 AM »
« Edited: January 13, 2007, 02:26:52 AM by Senator Everett »
Quote from: Tik on January 13, 2007, 02:19:49 AM
Everett's internet integrity is on the line.

I still support her. And her psychoactive escapades.
why are you people always trying to destroy my Internet reputation

go move to australia you son of a drug addicted republican

Also maybe I should be completely honest and admit that I actually did have a drunken affair with Mr. Bell. I don't know exactly what motivated me to get involved with a gay man, and I certainly wasn't aware that I was ever "married", but drugs can do very interesting things to your mind!

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« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2007, 02:29:42 AM »
Quote from: Senator Everett on January 13, 2007, 02:24:14 AM
Quote from: Tik on January 13, 2007, 02:19:49 AM
Everett's internet integrity is on the line.

I still support her. And her psychoactive escapades.
why are you people always trying to destroy my Internet reputation

go move to australia you son of a drug addicted republican

Also maybe I should be completely honest and admit that I actually did have a drunken affair with Mr. Bell. I don't know exactly what motivated me to get involved with a gay man, and I certainly wasn't aware that I was ever "married", but drugs can do very interesting things to your mind!

FAMILY VALUES

Rehab party!
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« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2007, 02:41:07 AM »
« Edited: January 13, 2007, 02:43:19 AM by jfern »
I hear there's rumors on the Internets that Mike Naso, NixonNow, and Keystone Phil had a threesome.
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« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2007, 02:53:17 AM »
Quote from: jfern on January 13, 2007, 02:41:07 AM
I hear there's rumors on the Internets that Mike Naso, NixonNow, and Keystone Phil had a threesome.


Quite likely to actually believe that myself, wtf are they always doing in suits, Ford funeral or not, no reason to be dressed like you're running for something all the time.
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« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2007, 02:55:36 AM »
I heard rumors that Colin was funny this might just shatter them.... Tongue
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« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2007, 07:06:52 AM »
You have my full support. Smiley
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« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2007, 09:27:35 AM »
LESBOGATE?
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« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2007, 12:48:27 PM »
Quote from: TheWildCard on January 13, 2007, 02:55:36 AM
I heard rumors that Colin was funny this might just shatter them.... Tongue

I just reported the rumours that I had collected from several sources that wished to remain annonymous. Most of the unfunny stuff was most likely their work as I am way funny than any of my sources. Tongue
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« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2007, 02:57:55 PM »
Do you have a problem with my preferences?
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« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2007, 03:29:17 PM »

Not at all...infact...I'd like to see it in person Cheesy
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« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2007, 05:42:11 PM »
It's gettin hot in here..
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« Reply #18 on: January 13, 2007, 05:44:12 PM »
Quote from: Senator Everett on January 13, 2007, 02:24:14 AM
Quote from: Tik on January 13, 2007, 02:19:49 AM
Everett's internet integrity is on the line.

I still support her. And her psychoactive escapades.
why are you people always trying to destroy my Internet reputation

go move to australia you son of a drug addicted republican

Also maybe I should be completely honest and admit that I actually did have a drunken affair with Mr. Bell. I don't know exactly what motivated me to get involved with a gay man, and I certainly wasn't aware that I was ever "married", but drugs can do very interesting things to your mind!

FAMILY VALUES
Cheesy
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« Reply #19 on: January 13, 2007, 07:00:39 PM »
I stand beside my wife!
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