Bronz or Olawkandi?

[Schiff for Senate]

Olawakandi's cult of personality seems to have declined a little lately while Bronz has seen massive support from many posters. Can Bronz topple Olawakandi (or even come within single digits)? Can he be the alpha male he so frequently made his iconic Bronz threafs about? My vote is for Bronz.

[GregTheGreat657]

Our Secular King

[Schiff for Senate]

Our Secular King

Hate to say it but the SECULAR KING's threads will never match Bronz threafs.

[Sir Mohamed]

The debates would be a lot of fun, lol:


Moderator: Gentlemen, candidates, how would you solve the urgent problem of inflation? By the flip of a coin, you go first, Mr. Bronz.

Bronz: With all due respect, my opponent claimed inflation is a more severe problem for black households. I don’t think this is accurate, and we need to stop pretending problems of white Americans are less of a concern. I know firsthand inflation is a challenge for law enforcement households in the Northeast, who happen to be mostly white. They need a raise. These people are my constituency, and I will represent them.

Olawakandi: Inflation happened as a result of Trump tax cut. Because Biden failed to undo tax cut due to Manchin obstruction, we’ll just gonna do it in next session when I’m prez and we have secular trifecta and 53 D senate. Fetterman leads in polls 44-42 and Rs haven’t even nominated a candidate. Ron Johnson can’t be save because he supported insurrection. Consequently…

Bronz: He’s not answering the question at hand. Neither does he address my point.

Olawakandi: You made same R talking points in secular blog over and over again, as result mods fired you from board like Tender Bredesen. Voters gonna do the same and I appoint myself prez.

Moderator: Gentlemen, could we please get back on topic what you would do to tackle inflation? Olawakandi, is it correct that you would solve inflation by undoing Trump tax cuts?

Olawakandi: Florida doesn’t have income tax, which is why Christ can win governor mansion. When as prez I end up appointing more socialist AAs to CRT, gerrymandering is overturned and Ds can expand House majority and win Florida legislature.

Moderator: Ahm, we didn’t tlk about Florida, Sir.

Olawakandi: It’s a 303 map, I don’t need Florida anyways.

Bronz: Wait a second, my opponent just said CRT. Are we sure he even talks about the court? I think he means Critical Race Theory. Democrats need to stop talking about race. I have a petition of several police unions signed who oppose CRT. They endorsed my campaign. We need to talk about law enforcement as well, even though my opponent likes to ignore the issue. I know why. He doesn’t have popular policies on it. He can’t be assured to win New Jersey with this rhetoric.

Moderator: Gentlemen, please, let us get back to inflation.

Olawakandi: Lol, New Jersey elected socialist AA Mr. Cory Booker. Bronx is doomer like Snow Labrador. That’s why Labrador dropped out of race for prez in primary. That’s also why Muhammad didn’t run. He’s same R apologist like MT Treasurer.

Moderator: What’s your plan to fix inflation now, Mr. Bronz?

Bronz: Both parties failed to address the issue. It’s because liberals are afraid to go on Tucker Carlson and explain their policies. I’m not fully supportive of anything the GOP does, but…

Olawakandi: Let’s go to next topic. We don’t even need debate, I’m leading in latest poll 51-49. Its not May anymore, it's Oct, as a result blue wave has already built up. Bronz is done anyways.

Bronz: That’s the margin of error, so you can’t be sure.

Moderator: I see, this debate makes little sense to continue. Anyway, I hope our viewers still got enough of an impression to make a good decision. Thank you for your interest and good night.

[President Johnson]

Our secular king of course.

The debates would be a lot of fun, lol:


Moderator: Gentlemen, candidates, how would you solve the urgent problem of inflation? By the flip of a coin, you go first, Mr. Bronz.

Bronz: With all due respect, my opponent claimed inflation is a more severe problem for black households. I don’t think this is accurate, and we need to stop pretending problems of white Americans are less of a concern. I know firsthand inflation is a challenge for law enforcement households in the Northeast, who happen to be mostly white. They need a raise. These people are my constituency, and I will represent them.

Olawakandi: Inflation happened as a result of Trump tax cut. Because Biden failed to undo tax cut due to Manchin obstruction, we’ll just gonna do it in next session when I’m prez and we have secular trifecta and 53 D senate. Fetterman leads in polls 44-42 and Rs haven’t even nominated a candidate. Ron Johnson can’t be save because he supported insurrection. Consequently…

Bronz: He’s not answering the question at hand. Neither does he address my point.

Olawakandi: You made same R talking points in secular blog over and over again, as result mods fired you from board like Tender Bredesen. Voters gonna do the same and I appoint myself prez.

Moderator: Gentlemen, could we please get back on topic what you would do to tackle inflation? Olawakandi, is it correct that you would solve inflation by undoing Trump tax cuts?

Olawakandi: Florida doesn’t have income tax, which is why Christ can win governor mansion. When as prez I end up appointing more socialist AAs to CRT, gerrymandering is overturned and Ds can expand House majority and win Florida legislature.

Moderator: Ahm, we didn’t tlk about Florida, Sir.

Olawakandi: It’s a 303 map, I don’t need Florida anyways.

Bronz: Wait a second, my opponent just said CRT. Are we sure he even talks about the court? I think he means Critical Race Theory. Democrats need to stop talking about race. I have a petition of several police unions signed who oppose CRT. They endorsed my campaign. We need to talk about law enforcement as well, even though my opponent likes to ignore the issue. I know why. He doesn’t have popular policies on it. He can’t be assured to win New Jersey with this rhetoric.

Moderator: Gentlemen, please, let us get back to inflation.

Olawakandi: Lol, New Jersey elected socialist AA Mr. Cory Booker. Bronx is doomer like Snow Labrador. That’s why Labrador dropped out of race for prez in primary. That’s also why Muhammad didn’t run. He’s same R apologist like MT Treasurer.

Moderator: What’s your plan to fix inflation now, Mr. Bronz?

Bronz: Both parties failed to address the issue. It’s because liberals are afraid to go on Tucker Carlson and explain their policies. I’m not fully supportive of anything the GOP does, but…

Olawakandi: Let’s go to next topic. We don’t even need debate, I’m leading in latest poll 51-49. Its not May anymore, it's Oct, as a result blue wave has already built up. Bronz is done anyways.

Bronz: That’s the margin of error, so you can’t be sure.

Moderator: I see, this debate makes little sense to continue. Anyway, I hope our viewers still got enough of an impression to make a good decision. Thank you for your interest and good night.

Lmao, this is brilliant.

[Mr. Smith]

Bronz is original.

That other guy is a lesser t_host jao.