Madison Cawthorn…..yikes

[Matty]

I won’t be updating the thread once it comes out because it violates site rules

But

Oh dear….

[I Will Not Be Wrong]

Uh oh. I am afraid to look.

EDIT: Yikes, people do not type his name into Twitter right now.

[windjammer]

Why doesn't he simply join the log cabin?

[Darthpi – Anti-Florida Activist]

The Cawthorn saga has really been some much needed comic relief in this otherwise miserable year.

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

Good lord.

[Boobs]

So the coke orgies have to be real, at this point

[Lief 🗽]

Really bad angle, low image quality, don’t even get to see the penetration. C- sex tape AT BEST imo.

[emailking]

I'm googling and can't figure out what you guys are talking about.

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

[Greedo punched first]

I'm googling and can't figure out what you guys are talking about.

Can I show the video of it here?

[emailking]

I'm googling and can't figure out what you guys are talking about.

Can I show the video of it here?

I don't know but if you can say what the video is exactly that would be appreciated lol

[Saint Milei]

Terrible stroke game. Man hittin it like a sloth

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

I'm googling and can't figure out what you guys are talking about.

Give it time and the major networks will have circumlocutions that meet forum standard.(I'd say, maybe another half-hour, tops.)

Edited to add. I would really recommend waiting for the polite MSM version. Your eyeballs and brain-bleach budget will thank you.

[Progressive Pessimist]

I know that bipartisanship is dead, but this idiot really is a liability for the GOP even by their standards, and I think even some in the party's leadership are recognizing that.

So, when the North Carolina Supreme Court flips Republican this year and they inevitability overturn the current fair congressional district map, can we all agree that no matter what f***ery is intended to make the map a GOP gerrymander, that Cawthorn gets drawn into a safe Democratic district? You can at least bear to part with him, right? I think that's as fair of a compromise as we all can come to for the next maps and can all be content with.

[Born to Slay. Forced to Work.]

just making sure I have the right video…. It’s of an unidentifiable naked man making monkey noises? Or did I somehow find another bizarre video that may or may not be a congressman in a wheelchair

[emailking]

just making sure I have the right video…. It’s of an unidentifiable naked man making monkey noises? Or did I somehow find another bizarre video that may or may not be a congressman in a wheelchair

I think you found the right one.

[You don't see any blue avatars now]

[SnowLabrador]

We live in the most bizarre timeline.

[Born to Slay. Forced to Work.]

just making sure I have the right video…. It’s of an unidentifiable naked man making monkey noises? Or did I somehow find another bizarre video that may or may not be a congressman in a wheelchair

I think you found the right one.

God bless America

[Hindsight was 2020]

[Aurelius]

I've had a feeling Cawthorn might be gay ever since I first saw a picture of him. But I did not expect him to be a cousin-f**ker.

Edit: this might not even necessarily mean that he's gay. Might just be extremely-drunk-fratbro stuff. But either way, that is his own damn cousin.

[Saint Milei]

revenge porn is not cool

[Skye]

Quite scary how ruthless oppo research can be when they *really* want to destroy someone's career.

[Aurelius]

revenge porn is not cool

Cawthorn bemoaning the death of family values while banging his own cousin is not cool either. I hold elected officials to a higher standard than private citizens.

[Joe Republic]

This is the worst day on the internet since September 18th 2018, when we found out the horrifying reason why Toad from Mario Bros was suddenly trending.