S.22.1-33: Too Much Butt Stuff Act (Passed)

[Mr. Reactionary]

TOO MUCH BUTT STUFF ACT

1. The Butt Stuff Act shall be amended as follows:

BUTT STUFF ACT

1. Whereas, prostate cancer afflicts many Southrons, and

Whereas, prostate cancer can be detected early increasing survival rates,

The Southern Chamber hereby declares June 201922, Get Fingered Month and encourages all adult males to schedule an appointment with their physician for a prostate exam.

2. No later than January 1, 2020, each local Board of Education that offers a non abstinence only sex education curriculum shall publish proposed curriculum for safe analingus techniques. Such curriculum shall also warn students that penetrative anal sex ultimately leads to permanent rectal damage that will result in the recipient having to wear adult diapers like a big, incontinent baby.

Sponsor: Mr. Reactionary

[Mr. Reactionary]

Former President Fhtagn sent me a screenshot of a discussion between persons who frequently engage in anal sex in which they mention that as a side effect they have to permanently wear diapers. It is important we warn our students about this consequence to protect their health and safety.

[Mr. Reactionary]

If there are no more comments, I move we proceed to a vote. 24 hours for objections.

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

No objection.

[Mr. Reactionary]

A final vote on this bill is now open for 72 hours, or until 24 hours after this has enough votes to pass or fail, or until everybody votes, whichever occurs soonest.

[Mr. Reactionary]

Aye

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

Aye

[reagente]

Aye

[Mr. Reactionary]

Bill passes 3-0-2 and awaits action by the Governor.

TOO MUCH BUTT STUFF ACT

1. The Butt Stuff Act shall be amended as follows:

BUTT STUFF ACT

1. Whereas, prostate cancer afflicts many Southrons, and

Whereas, prostate cancer can be detected early increasing survival rates,

The Southern Chamber hereby declares June 201922, Get Fingered Month and encourages all adult males to schedule an appointment with their physician for a prostate exam.

2. No later than January 1, 2020, each local Board of Education that offers a non abstinence only sex education curriculum shall publish proposed curriculum for safe analingus techniques. Such curriculum shall also warn students that penetrative anal sex ultimately leads to permanent rectal damage that will result in the recipient having to wear adult diapers like a big, incontinent baby.

Sponsor: Mr. Reactionary

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