Is Bronz gay?

[PSOL]

Recently I have become convinced that bronz may indeed be a homosexual. The evidence is damning.

1. The constant fetishization of Male politicians/absence of care for feminine issues. Put simply, bronz has not once made a thread or put up a post highlighting a female politician, even when recently there has been a flurry of racist female politicians elected and have always existed in the past. He is also absent from issues regarding abortion (except when it’s backed in black), trans issues, or morality suggesting he’s not entirely affected in the same way as a heterosexual male.

2. A sassy sense of humor. bronz’s humor differs from generic conservatives of this site in the undertones of sass in his post. That’s very feminine.

3. Fetishization of firefighters, Footballers, and the police. bronz takes love of men in uniform to the next level compared to other occupations. In gay subcultures in the Anglophone, loving men in uniform and the physique of All American workers is present.

Therefore, to tie this to the established science of psychosexuality and Freudian psychology, this may be an internalization of his sexuality that plays hand in hand with his politics. His fetishization of supposed alpha males of maintaining white supremacy and keeping a fractured mask to cover for his homosexual desires. He seeks to find a cover that would be inconspicuous to the average eye, and hopes going all in on promoting these titans and players serves as an outlet to admiring the male figure in a socially acceptable way.

[WD]

lol

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

lol

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

[Aurelius]

Maybe it's just residual insecurity from my own years in the closet, but does this strike anyone else as wildly indecorous or is it just me?

[Boobs]

I Met Bronz. She's Black.

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

lol

Why does a three letter post that adds absolutely nothing get more recs than the OP's essay?

[Drew]

A different kind of Bronz threaf.

[Sol]

Maybe it's just residual insecurity from my own years in the closet, but does this strike anyone else as wildly indecorous or is it just me?

For nearly any other poster I'd agree, but for someone who's the most successful troll in forum history, barring maybe Aizen, it's not really an issue. I'm sure this sort of goofing around-style attention is what he wants.

[VBM]

I Met Bronz. She's Black.

*They’re

[Klobmentum Mutilated Herself]

I Met Bronz. She's Black.

*They’re

*She/they

Using both pronouns interchangeably is valid.

[Damocles]

Is it possible? Yes it is.

Is it probable? Who the hell knows at this point?

[Perlen vor den Schweinen]

To be fair, about any man who was accidentally displaced from 1941 and plopped in 2010s-era America would be read as gay, still believe that politics revolve around whatever the Italian-Americans think in New York, and not care much about women's issues.

[Mr. Morden]

Is it possible? Yes it is.

Is it probable? Who the hell knows at this point?

Some posters think it is possible.  Other posters think it is probable.  And yet other posters think it is neither possible nor probable.  I am not defending it, but basic human tribalism shows that people like to associate themselves with people who have similar opinions of Bronz’s sexuality.  They will migrate to different corners of the forum.

I don't understand why people have a problem with that.

I don't care what your opinion of bronz’s sexuality is, I would get along with you. I try to get along with posters with all opinions of bronz’s score on the Kinsey scale…including posters who think “Who the hell knows at this point?”.

[Sir Mohamed]

Why don't you just ask him?

[Horus]

He sure knows a lot about Andy Cohen and the Bravo housewives. I guess it's possible.

[afleitch]

I've been here a long time. There are a few somewhat obvious closet cases, but I have to say I hadn't given bronz a thought.

[YE]

Who cares?

[GM Team Member and Deputy PPT WB]

Lots of people are saying this…

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

Lots of people are saying this…

"Bronz is not straight" opinion of this quote?

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Lots of people are saying this…

"Bronz is not straight" opinion of this quote?

A lot of leftists AND rightists are saying it, judging by the recommendations in this thread.

[Amenhotep Bakari-Sellers]

He makes you wonder because of the amount of threads he create they're not about real issues, he doesn't talk about racial injustices or poverty or inequality he talks about polarizing issues like do you like football, Biden doesn't placate to Blks, and everyone knows that Sinema blocked Voting Rights

But, do D's really need Voting Rights, the Economy is 4% blue state as well as red state Govs are entrenched because of low unemployment

That's why even with Voting Rights, it won't change the 303 map DeSantis isn't losing and Whitmer isn't losing with 4% unemployment

[Kahane's Grave Is A Gender-Neutral Bathroom]

"This is the funniest thread ever"

Opinion of this quote?

[Agonized-Statism]

Sometimes people just love jackboots. As New Humanist put it, the assumption that self-loathing is at the root of homophobic acts is a convenient absolution for straight people. Kind of disappointed to see cheap emasculating tactics that hurt LGBT as much as the target rather than genuine criticism of copagandists, which this forum could really use.

[T'Chenka]

Sometimes people just love jackboots. As New Humanist put it, the assumption that self-loathing is at the root of homophobic acts is a convenient absolution for straight people. Kind of disappointed to see cheap emasculating tactics that hurt LGBT as much as the target rather than genuine criticism of copagandists, which this forum could really use.

Bruh, it's just a joke. The OP is gay. It isn't meant to be literally emasculating... possibly emasculating for Bronz, but only because he himself finds the concept of being LGBTQ emasculating. Which is his own flawed thinking and not the OP's problem.