2022 Psychological Evaluations

[Meclazine for Israel]

For members of the Talk Elections forum, it's that time of year again.

Due to the excessively large number of people banned in 2021, we have decided to apply this simple pathological test that will help us determine who is right for each forum in 2022.

The answers are voluntary, yet will determine your suitability to interact in a team environment.

Try not to out-think yourself, and answer the questions T or F. (True of False)

We do not need any extra explanation, thank you.

Here we go:

(a)   You enjoy repairing door latches in your spare time.
(b)   As a child, you liked to play with dolls.
(c)   As a child, you liked to play with matches and caused harm to insects with the fire they created.
(d)   You have a collection of guns or sharp knives.
(e)   You have been in trouble with the law because of your sexual behaviour.
(f)   You cannot be accused of managing your finances poorly.
(g)   You would like to argue with mods if your forum posts are moderated or deleted, but say nothing.
(h)   Your mother never missed an opportunity to expostulate her opinion anytime your father did something to displease her.
(i)   Although you think your phone is not tapped, you adjust your conversation accordingly just in case it is.
(j)   You have no strong desire to parachute out of an airplane.
(k)   You get concerned when people discuss aspects of yourself when you are not present.
(l)   You are a single child.
(m)   You are a male under the age of 35.
(m)   You noticed before you read this question that there are two (m)'s in the list.
(n)   You spend far too much time on forums arguing with total idiots when you know you are right.
(o)   You were responsible for the death of an animal or animals when you were a young.
(p)   You have no recorded history of criminal or interpersonal violence.
(q)   You are a sock of a previously banned poster and no one knows it.
(r)   You daydream about heroic acts that you could commit to make the world a better place.
(s)   You are still pissed off about the events that took place leading up to the day Donald Trump was elected as POTUS.
(t)   Whenever a man is with a woman, he is usually thinking about sex.
(u)   Whenever a woman is with a man, she is usually thinking that he is thinking about sex.
(v)   If you get too much change in a store, you give it back.
(w)   You had a giggle during this test because some of the statements were very typical of your behavioural syndrome.
(x)   You lied on at least one of the questions in this examination.

Good luck!

I will send these results to our team of specialists and have a diagnosis shortly after you complete the test.

[Meclazine for Israel]

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[Crumpets]

(a)   F
(b)   F
(c)   F (I never burned insects with matches, but I did play with matches for fun, and I did burn some ants with magnifying glasses in pre-school)
(d)   F
(e)   F
(f)   T
(g)   T
(h)   T
(i)   F
(j)   T
(k)   T
(l)   T
(m)   T
(m)   T
(n)   T
(o)   F (I assume this is referring to things like cats and dogs and not, like, bugs n' stuff)
(p)   T
(q)   F
(r)   T
(s)   T
(t)   F
(u)   F
(v)   T
(w)   F
(x)   F

[GeorgiaModerate]

Telling the truth on everything but (x) creates a strange loop.

[Meclazine for Israel]

Alright Crumpets, the diagnosis is in. The following prognosis is applicable:

INTJ Spectrum

People with INTJ (Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging) focus their energy on observing the world, and generating ideas and possibilities. Their mind constantly gathers information and makes associations about it. They are tremendously insightful and usually are very quick to understand new ideas. However, their primary interest is not understanding a concept, but rather applying that concept in a useful way.

Treatment: Don't take what is written on the 2024 Elections Forum seriously.

Recommended Forums: History, Individual Politics, Political Debate, Forum Community.

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

(a)   You enjoy repairing door latches in your spare time. False

(b)   As a child, you liked to play with dolls. True

(c)   As a child, you liked to play with matches and caused harm to insects with the fire they created. False (i did like killing insects though)

(d)   You have a collection of guns or sharp knives. False

(e)   You have been in trouble with the law because of your sexual behaviour. False (I've never been in trouble with the law because of my sexual behavior, either, you damn koala speaking in the wrong form of English)

(f)   You cannot be accused of managing your finances poorly. False

(g)   You would like to argue with mods if your forum posts are moderated or deleted, but say nothing. True

(h)   Your mother never missed an opportunity to expostulate her opinion anytime your father did something to displease her. False

(i)   Although you think your phone is not tapped, you adjust your conversation accordingly just in case it is. True

(j)   You have no strong desire to parachute out of an airplane. True (not completely opposed to it, but it's not on my bucket list)

(k)   You get concerned when people discuss aspects of yourself when you are not present. Very True (I'm a narcissist)

(l)   You are a single child. False

(m)   You are a male under the age of 35. False

(m)   You noticed before you read this question that there are two (m)'s in the list. False

(n)   You spend far too much time on forums arguing with total idiots when you know you are right. True

(o)   You were responsible for the death of an animal or animals when you were a young. If insects count, true, if not, false

(p)   You have no recorded history of criminal or interpersonal violence. True

(q)   You are a sock of a previously banned poster and no one knows it. False

(r)   You daydream about heroic acts that you could commit to make the world a better place. True

(s)   You are still pissed off about the events that took place leading up to the day Donald Trump was elected as POTUS. False

(t)   Whenever a man is with a woman, he is usually thinking about sex. False

(u)   Whenever a woman is with a man, she is usually thinking that he is thinking about sex. False

(v)   If you get too much change in a store, you give it back. True (it's a burden)

(w)   You had a giggle during this test because some of the statements were very typical of your behavioural syndrome. False (but I do have a syndrome thing whose symptoms aren't really visible with this test)

(x)   You lied on at least one of the questions in this examination. False

[OBD]

(a) F 
(b) F   
(c) F   
(d) F   
(e) F   
(f) F   
(g) T   
(h) F
(i) F   
(j) T   
(k) T   
(l) F
(m) T   
(n) T   
(o) F   
(p) T 
(q) F   
(r) T   
(s) T (sort of)
(t) F 
(u) F 
(v) T
(w) F
(x) F   

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

A. F
B. F
C. F
D. F
E. F
F. F
G. F
H. F
I. F
J. F
K. T
L. F
M. F
M. F
N. ?
O. T  (bugs got squished and I went fishing)
P. T
Q. F
R. T?
S. F
T. F
U. F
V. T
W. F
X. F

[Meclazine for Israel]

OK KoopaDaQuick, you almost diagnosed yourself:


Michelangelo Caravaggio

Healthy Narcissist

Healthy narcissism is correlated with good psychological health. Self-esteem works as a mediator between narcissism and psychological health. Therefore, because of their elevated self-esteem, deriving from self-perceptions of competence and likability, healthy narcissists are relatively free of worry and gloom.*

This particular affliction is common with males aged between 17-25 and may manifest itself in the public portrayal of their name in big letters.

Treatment: Keep on keepin' on.

Recommended Forums: USGD, 2024 Elections, Forum Community

Further Reading * https://research.vu.nl/ws/files/1955465/Sedikides%20Journal%20of%20Personality%20and%20Social%20Psychology%2087(3)%202004%20u.pdf

[Pedocon Theory is not a theory]

(a)   T
(b)   T
(c)   T
(d)   T
(e)   T
(f)   T
(g)   T
(h)   T
(i)   T
(j)   T
(k)   T
(l)   T
(m)   T   
(m)   T
(n)   T
(o)   T
(p)   T
(q)   T
(r)   T
(s)   T
(t)   T
(u)   T
(v)   T
(w)   T
(x)   T

[Cokeland Saxton]

(a) False
(b) False
(c) False 
(d) False 
(e) False 
(f) False 
(g) True 
(h) False
(i) False   
(j) True   
(k) True   
(l) True
(m) True   
(m) True   
(n) True   
(o) True (if insects count); False (if not)   
(p) True
(q) False   
(r) False   
(s) True   
(t) False   
(u) False
(v) False
(w) False
(x) False

[bagelman]

a. no
b. yes
c. no
d. no
e. no
f. it is possible to accuse me of something, even things that are false. no
g. yes
h. no
i. yes
j. no
k. yes
L. yes
m. yes
m2. unsure
n. yes
o. no
p. yes
q. no
r. yes
s. yes
t. no
u. yes
v. no
w. no
x. unsure

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Nice try, NSA.

[Meclazine for Israel]

OBD, the diagnosis is in. You are suffering from

Ambivalence

Ambivalence is experienced as psychologically unpleasant when the positive and negative aspects of a subject are both present in a person's mind at the same time.

This state can lead to avoidance or procrastination, or to deliberate attempts to resolve the ambivalence.

When the situation does not require a decision to be made, people experience less discomfort even when feeling ambivalent.

Treatment: Less posting and more reading.

Recommended Forums: History, Individual Politics

[beesley]

(a)   False
(b)   False
(c)   False
(d)   False
(e)   False
(f)   True (if my understanding is that I manage finances well, not that I take offence at the accusation)
(g)   Not Applicable
(h)   False
(i)   False
(j)   True
(k)   True
(l)   True
(m)   True
(m)   True
(n)   False
(o)   False
(p)   False
(q)   False
(r)   True
(s)   False
(t)   DK
(u)   False
(v)   True
(w)   False
(x)   False

Good luck!

I will send these results to our team of specialists and have a diagnosis shortly after you complete the test.

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

(a)   You enjoy repairing door latches in your spare time. False.
(b)   As a child, you liked to play with dolls. False.
(c)   As a child, you liked to play with matches and caused harm to insects with the fire they created. False.
(d)   You have a collection of guns or sharp knives. False.
(e)   You have been in trouble with the law because of your sexual behaviour. False.
(f)   You cannot be accused of managing your finances poorly. True.
(g)   You would like to argue with mods if your forum posts are moderated or deleted, but say nothing. Partly true.
(h)   Your mother never missed an opportunity to expostulate her opinion anytime your father did something to displease her. False.
(i)   Although you think your phone is not tapped, you adjust your conversation accordingly just in case it is. False.
(j)   You have no strong desire to parachute out of an airplane. True.
(k)   You get concerned when people discuss aspects of yourself when you are not present. True.
(l)   You are a single child. True.
(m)   You are a male under the age of 35. True.
(m)   You noticed before you read this question that there are two (m)'s in the list. False.
(n)   You spend far too much time on forums arguing with total idiots when you know you are right. True.
(o)   You were responsible for the death of an animal or animals when you were a young. False unless insects count.
(p)   You have no recorded history of criminal or interpersonal violence. True.
(q)   You are a sock of a previously banned poster and no one knows it. False.
(r)   You daydream about heroic acts that you could commit to make the world a better place. True.
(s)   You are still pissed off about the events that took place leading up to the day Donald Trump was elected as POTUS. True, but I mostly amused until he actually won.
(t)   Whenever a man is with a woman, he is usually thinking about sex. False.
(u)   Whenever a woman is with a man, she is usually thinking that he is thinking about sex. False.
(v)   If you get too much change in a store, you give it back. True.
(w)   You had a giggle during this test because some of the statements were very typical of your behavioural syndrome. False.
(x)   You lied on at least one of the questions in this examination. False.

[Schiff for Senate]

I think you'll find my results were very dull...F for most of them.
(a) F
(b) F
(c) F
(d) F
(e) F
(f) ?
(g) F
(h) F
(i) F
(j) T
(k) F
(l) F
(m) T
(m) F
(n) T
(o) T if insects/ants are included; otherwise no (unless you count eating non-veg as killing them)
(p) T
(q) F
(r) F.
(s) F
(t) F
(u) F
(v) F
(w) F
(x) F

[It’s so Joever]

A) F
B) T (action figures are a type of doll and you won’t convince me otherwise)
C) F
D) T
E) F
F) T
G) T
H) T
I) F
J) F
K) T
L) F
M) T
M) F
N) T
O) T (insects count imo)
P) T
Q) F
R) T
S) T
T) F
U) F
V) F
W) F
X) F