HB 29-30: Unidentified Primate Protection Act (Passed)

[Harvey Updyke Jr🌹]

I urge the House to reject this, there is no evidence of Bigfoot and it is a waste of taxpayer dollars to deploy federal police to try and enforce Bigfoot hunting bans, when Bigfoot does not exist. I urge a NAY vote and ask the House to not throw money into an incinerator by passing this.

If Bigfoot hunting bans are enforced, wouldn’t that mean someone has shot a Bigfoot?

My interpretation of this is you'd deploy police to Washington and Oregon forests, and have them just patrol the area, which of course is a massive waste of money for obvious reasons.

It would just fall under the general duties of the game warden. This doesn’t create a specific Bigfoot task force.

Now, wait a minute.  Perhaps Bigfoot task force isn't such a bad idea?  If we're serious about protecting them? 

[Harvey Updyke Jr🌹]

AYE