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Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God
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Shark Talk

« on: March 13, 2021, 08:47:06 PM »

I am afraid of sharks. They're very big and scary, and they can tear off limbs and even kill you.

I live in a rough neighborhood but I don't ever see sharks. I've seen a lot of murderous sh!t in this city, but no shark/s. Yet.

How do I avoid sharks and what should I carry with me in the unlikely event I encountr a vicious shark?

I don't want to get bit.

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Mr. Smith
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Re: Shark Talk

« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2021, 02:40:29 PM »

Shark repellent.

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Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God
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Re: Shark Talk

« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2021, 03:42:29 PM »

Quote from: L.D. Smith on March 14, 2021, 02:40:29 PM

Shark repellent.

Of course!

But the late Mayor of Quahog should've known better: keep your shark repellent on hand at all times. That particular shark clearly had a genetic disorder, though. What a weakling!

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