It's January 20, 2025. What happened if the previous poster's person is president megathread?

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 Instead of running in 2024, Trump endorses Newt Gingrich, who would cruise to the nomination. In the General, he matches against Kamala Harris, who is discovered to be a diehard Nazi a week before the election. Newt wins and is then inaugurated.

  Next: Krispen Wah

[Pink Panther]

Umm, I have no who Crispin Wah is (if they don't have a Wikipedia Page, they don't exist in my opinion.), so I have no clue how Crispin Wah could possibly become President by 2025.

Eliot Spitzer

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Benoit
I used his meme name.

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Both major parties divide.  Democrats along the progressive/establishment wings and Republicans along the populist/non-populist wings.  The populist Republicans nominate someone even crazier than MTG, and George Conway acts more like a generic pre-Trump conservative than his 2021 self.  He is easily chosen by the House in an election where no one reached 270 electoral votes.

Franklin Graham

           Franklin Graham discovers the cure for cancer in late 2023, and proceeds to run for president. After getting Trump's endorsement and winning the GOP nomination, he faces of against AOC, who runs on a Ultra-Woke program. He wins and is inaugurated.

Rick Astley

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Jason Ravnsberg is discovered to have destroyed the Deep State all by himself, causing him to be endorsed by Trump, getting him the GOP nomination. The Dems nominate Bob Menendez, who is discovered to have been a serial killer. Ravnsberg wins and is inaugurated.

Plankton

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Trump is arrested and convicted of multiple counts of Corruption, Tax Fraud, and Abuse of Power. He in turn also becomes bankrupt, along with his family. Daniels agrees to pay for Trump's bond in exchange for his endorsement for the GOP Presidential Nomination. Because Trump is essentially God in the GOP, and since Daniels does have Republican roots, she gets the nom. In a surprise move, Former Nom. Hillary Clinton successfully Biden and wins the Dem Nom again. However, a week before the election reveals Clinton was the true mastermind of Epstein's Island. Daniels wins in a blowout and it inaugurated.

Joe Miller

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In order to appeal to Conservative Hispanics, Cuellar somehow wins the Democratic Nomination after Biden refuses to run, while Harris' campaign collapses worse than Trump Plaza. Trump runs again, but this time campaigns on no legal immigration whatsoever. His lawsuits also sinks him. Cuellar wins and is inaugurated.

John Cena

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DeVos buys Trump's endorsement, especially after paying for his bail on some charges. She runs against Andrew Cuomo, who has been discovered to have been extremely corrupt. DeVos wins and is inaugurated.

Blanche Lincoln

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John James wins the Michigan Governorship in 2022 on the back of a red wave. Trump is the GOP nominee, and chooses James as his veep. They run against Harris. However, Trump dies a week before the election. With the sympathy vote and that James would probably defeat Harris in 2024, imo, James wins and is inaugurated.

Bill O' Brien(the former Texans Head Coach, who's a hack)

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Don King is literally the only person running for president in 2024, since a new constitutional requirement for president is added being mandatory to listen to Lil' Pump for the entire presidency, as King is the only person taking that risk. To make matters worse, the new amendment is repealed a hour before the first polls close on Election Day. Despite challenges from Write-In campaigns, they are too divided, as King wins and is inaugurated.

Filthy Frank

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The Transformers franchise gets praised as masterpieces. Bay then proceeds to create what is objectively considered the greatest movie ever created, in part due to its special effects(💥) Bay runs as a Dem and defeats Harris in the primary. His GOP opponent is Josh Hawley, who is discovered to be a secret Wahabbist. Bay obviously wins and is inaugurated.

      Eugene Krabs

[Pink Panther]

The Transformers franchise gets praised as masterpieces. Bay then proceeds to create what is objectively considered the greatest movie ever created, in part due to its special effects(💥) Bay runs as a Dem and defeats Harris in the primary. His GOP opponent is Josh Hawley, who is discovered to be a secret Wahabbist. Bay obviously wins and is inaugurated.

      Eugene Krabs

The GOP’s idolization of capitalism reaches a new height, so they decide to nominate a cartoon capitalist, hoping that he will appeal to memers and millennials. Krabs ends up winning because enough people think his nomination is a funny joke and vote for him for the lols.

Lin Wood

Lin Wood steals the election as 'tit for tat'. He lasts two days in office before the Supreme Court find a way to get rid of him, and whoever the Speaker is becomes President.

Maria Cantwell, but with Dan Sullivan as VP

The entire Biden Adminstration is wiped out by an attack. As a unity ticket, Cantwell and Sullivan are chosen for the ticket, and easily wins and is inaugurated.

Dave Bautista(The GOAT)

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Jefferson discoverers the cure for cancer all by himself. He gets the Dem Nomination, while the GOP nominee is former Gov. Eric Greitens, who somehow loses in the MO-Sen race in 2022 after corruption charges. Jefferson wins and is inaugurated.

Bill Crosby

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Trump's heir is discovered to be Carlson, along with his endorsement. Tialib somehow successfully primaries Biden, as Carlson easily wins and is nominated.

Glenn Jacobs

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It's revealed Liam is Andrew Yang in disguise. He wins the NYC mayorship in 2021. In 2022, he successfully primaries Cuomo and wins the Governorship. After Biden refuses to run and Harris is embroiled with scandals, Yang is the nominee. The GOP nominates Ted Cruz, who is even more unpopular. Yang wins and is inaugurated.

Mark Wahlberg(In Marky Mark form)

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To build up support from the internet, Biden creates the secretary of the internet, and goes to Atlas for his nominee. When choosing someone else, OC is accidentally confused for that person, and although Biden tries to stop it, OC is confirmed, and Biden has busier matters on hand. He wins re-election, but is revealed to have used election fraud after Congress certifies the results. Everyone in his administration was involved and resigns, except OC. He is inaugurated, but is later impeached and convicted in a week.

         EmpLemon

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Stewart somehow successfully primaries Lee, and becomes a Senator. Stewart then somehow wins Trump's endorsement and the GOP endorsement in 2024. After it's revealed Biden was responsible for COVID, Stewart wins and is inaugurated.

                           Sanic

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Comey runs as an independent, since it's a rematch of the 2016 Election, and both Clinton and Trump demand that Comey should be sent to jail. Comey runs with the endorsements of every famous, respectable, and beloved figures imaginable, and is able to win, and is inaugurated.

  Doug Walker

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Jackson defeats McCrory in 2022, becoming Senator in the process. After Harris resigns due to corruption charges, Jackson becomes Veep, because Biden desperately wants NC. However, a week before the election, Biden dies. With the sympathy vote and GOP nominee Trump's toxicity, Jackson wins and is inaugurated.

   Napoleon Bonaparte

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Youngkin wins the VA Gov in 2021, due to T-Mac having corruption and sexual assault charges on him, along with a red wave. He wins the GOP Nomination in 2024 after it is revealed Youngkin is Trump's long lost brother, and endorses him. He defeats a Pelosi/Schumer ticket, and is inaugurated.

Ted Debiase

[Pink Panther]

Due to Disney going into God mode, as well as Dems and Repubs run William Jefferson and Duncan Hunter. The head wins with memes and is inaugurated.

Cal Cunningham

[Pink Panther]

After Biden dies in mid-2023, his widow runs and wins the Democratic Nomination. Trump is nominated for the GOP, and insults the Biden's. Due to widows always doing well in their spouse's seats, along with Trump being even more unpopular due to his rhetoric, loses in a landslide. Biden is inaugurated.

Don Blankenship

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In a shock move, Dold runs for and unseats Pritzker in 2022. After Trump declines to run in 2024, and since every Trumpist candidate possible runs and splits the vote, allowing Dold to get the nomination. As an appeal to Trumpists, he selects DeSantis as his Veep. Since Harris is the nominee and is a bad campaigner, Dold wins and is inaugurated.

Todd Nathanson(AKA Todd in the Shadows)

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Smith receives Trump's endorsement in 2024 since he doesn't run and certain figures like DeSantis and Noem lose re-election in 2022. Although she trails Harris, the Dem Nominee, for most of the campaign, a recession occurs a month before the election, carrying Smith to victory, and she is inaugurated.
Butch Hartman

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In 2023, Tina Turner has a #1 hit that makes Old Town Road look like child's play. Using the song as momentum, she runs for the Democratic Nomination in 2024. Although she is seen as a joke, Harris' campaign collapses like usual. Trump is the GOP nominee, but he is caught on tape, saying that he'll nuke Russia, China, and Europe a month before the election. Turner wins and is inaugurated.
Timmy Turner

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Harris is convicted of multiple counts of Corruption, and as a result, resigns. Biden replaces her with Graves, since he isn't very controversial or notable. After Biden wins reelection, he gets a heart attack and dies before the inauguration. Graves, as a result, is sworn in.

John Dule