It's January 20, 2025. What happened if the previous poster's person is president megathread?

[Kleine Scheiße]

DIVINE INTERVENTION.........*swoon*

Barron Trump

[Terlylane]

Is given the first ever aging injection and is now old enough to serve. Trump sr endorsed him and he wins in November.

Mitch McConnell

[MR DARK BRANDON]

Becomes best friends/lovers with Robert Hunter Biden and reveals that it is his dream to be potus and gives an emotional story as to why he wants this, Biden then pressures his grandfather to propose a constitutional amendment so his BF Barron could run, Biden (Joe) agrees remembering what it is like to fall in love and after a heartfelt speech it passes, and Barron runs in 2024 captivating the Trump base and choosing Robert Hunter Biden as a running mate, the boys then go on to defeat Harris, who them to win. They then lived happily ever after. The end.

Vermin Supreme

[MR DARK BRANDON]

Is given the first ever aging injection and is now old enough to serve. Trump sr endorsed him and he wins in November.

Mitch McConnell

Somehow saves the world from a meteor and uses the star power.
(Srry didn’t see this one, you posted after I finished my story lol)
Once again, Vermin Supreme

[Terlylane]

A disease breaks out which rots people’s teeth. Vermin Supreme’s promise of free toothbrushes for all helps him win.

Cindy Hyde Smith

[Pink Panther]

Smith receives Trump's endorsement in 2024 since he doesn't run and certain figures like DeSantis and Noem lose re-election in 2022. Although she trails Harris, the Dem Nominee, for most of the campaign, a recession occurs a month before the election, carrying Smith to victory, and she is inaugurated.
Butch Hartman

[Terlylane]

He promises to give every kid a fairy godparent who grants their every wish.

Bill Cassidy

[Utah Neolib]

Somehow a bunch of pro trump figures in congress and governorships all lose in 2022, and it becomes clear to the Rs that trumpism doesn’t work. They found Bill Cassidy, wi5 conservative values but voted to convict trump. A major recession happens under Biden, and Cassidy defeats him.


Mitch Landrieu

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Biden retires, leading to a higher-than-expected number of Democratic candidates vying to take his place, including Kamala Harris. Ultimately, Harris fades quicker than expected, allowing dark horse Mitch Landrieu to win with a small plurality. However, he unites the party just in time for the convention and to beat Trump in November.

Aaron Coleman

[NewYorkExpress]

Everyone else in America dies of a mystery disease. As the last living American, Coleman has himself sworn in as President.

Steven Spielberg

[wimp]

Everyone else in America dies of a mystery disease. As the last living American, Coleman has himself sworn in as President.

Steven Spielberg

He makes some over the top movie about the Trump years that become popular among liberals and uses it to springboard into office.

Chris Hansen

[MR DARK BRANDON]

Jumps into the race and exposes everyone else running as a pedophile, wins by default as he is the only person running

Doug Ford

[Utah Neolib]

Somehow discovers he was born in US and has US birth-right citizenship. He decided that he wanted to run in 2024 as a Republican for the fun of it, and somehow wins the primary over Ron DeSantis. He wins over Harris in the general election.


Jon Taffer

[Ferguson97]

Jon Taffer

Trump dies of a heart attack in 2022, so the Republican primary is extremely crowded. A record-breaking 30 candidates run. Most candidates are either running on an explicitly pro-Trump or Trump-friendly platform. A handful are running on an explicitly anti-Trump platform.

And then there's Jon Taffer.

Most of the other Republicans severely misread Trump's appeal. It wasn't policy. It wasn't even about conduct. They wanted someone who wasn't a politician. Jon Taffer, surprisingly, comes in third place in Iowa and second place in New Hampshire. He goes on to win the Nevada primary, and eventually some of the Trumpy candidates drop out and endorse him. Taffer receives the endorsements of Ivanka, Don Jr. and Eric, and there's nothing that can be done to stop the inevitable.

Joe Biden declines to run for a second term, citing his age. He endorses Kamala Harris, who is just barely able to beat AOC in the primary. Though the economy had rebounded, Harris was unable to maintain the Biden coalition, and narrowly lost Pennsylvania, Arizona, Wisconsin, and NE-02 for a 262-276 loss. Jon Taffer becomes the 47th President of the United States.

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Next up: Kevin McCarthy

[Utah Neolib]

Jon Taffer

Trump dies of a heart attack in 2022, so the Republican primary is extremely crowded. A record-breaking 30 candidates run. Most candidates are either running on an explicitly pro-Trump or Trump-friendly platform. A handful are running on an explicitly anti-Trump platform.

And then there's Jon Taffer.

Most of the other Republicans severely misread Trump's appeal. It wasn't policy. It wasn't even about conduct. They wanted someone who wasn't a politician. Jon Taffer, surprisingly, comes in third place in Iowa and second place in New Hampshire. He goes on to win the Nevada primary, and eventually some of the Trumpy candidates drop out and endorse him. Taffer receives the endorsements of Ivanka, Don Jr. and Eric, and there's nothing that can be done to stop the inevitable.

Joe Biden declines to run for a second term, citing his age. He endorses Kamala Harris, who is just barely able to beat AOC in the primary. Though the economy had rebounded, Harris was unable to maintain the Biden coalition, and narrowly lost Pennsylvania, Arizona, Wisconsin, and NE-02 for a 262-276 loss. Jon Taffer becomes the 47th President of the United States.

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Next up: Kevin McCarthy

Wins the speaker-ship when republicans win the house by 40 seats in 2022, is hailed as a Republican hero by republicans, unexpectedly decides to run in 2024 and is able to win the primary with the help of Trump. He beats Kamala Harris in the general election.


Xavier Becerra

[Utah Neolib]

Bump (please ignore this and continue the chain)

[Utah Neolib]

Bump, ignore this, but I’m just trying to save this thread

[Independents for Nihilism]

Xavier Becerra

Secretary Becerra is chosen as designated survivor during the 2022 SOTU, and ascends to the presidency after an extremist militia determined to put Biden's money where his mouth is on his 2nd Amendment comments get their hands on a dirty bomb. Backlash against the far-right is immense and helps President Becerra lead the Democrats to massive majorities in the ensuing special elections, and to a term in his own right against token GOP opposition (let's say, Greg Gianforte) in 2024.

Jesse Ventura

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

The Body exposes every candidate as a reptilian, leading him to win the presidency easily and a great war ensues as no one knows who's actually a reptilian and who's not.

Zombie Reagan

[MR DARK BRANDON]

New Covid variant comes with ability to raise people from dead, 22nd amendment is repealed by Biden citing the success on FDR and how this amendment really wasn’t necessary. Reagan comes back and wins in 2024 thanks to a mix of pro trump and establishment republicans turning out for him in the primary and general

Tina Turner

[Pink Panther]

In 2023, Tina Turner has a #1 hit that makes Old Town Road look like child's play. Using the song as momentum, she runs for the Democratic Nomination in 2024. Although she is seen as a joke, Harris' campaign collapses like usual. Trump is the GOP nominee, but he is caught on tape, saying that he'll nuke Russia, China, and Europe a month before the election. Turner wins and is inaugurated.
Timmy Turner

[wimp]

In 2023, Tina Turner has a #1 hit that makes Old Town Road look like child's play. Using the song as momentum, she runs for the Democratic Nomination in 2024. Although she is seen as a joke, Harris' campaign collapses like usual. Trump is the GOP nominee, but he is caught on tape, saying that he'll nuke Russia, China, and Europe a month before the election. Turner wins and is inaugurated.
Timmy Turner

Nickelodeon hires some guy named Timmy Turner to run for president and attend campaign events in cosplay as part of some publicity stunt. By 2024, politics are even more of a joke than they are today and he wins due to protest votes.

Snoop Dogg

[Utah Neolib]

Runs as a Democrat, and because of Harris being disliked by conservative democrats and many progressives, Snoop Dogg is able to build a coalition to win the primary, and defeats Trump in the general.




Don Graves

[Utah Neolib]

bump

[Pink Panther]

Harris is convicted of multiple counts of Corruption, and as a result, resigns. Biden replaces her with Graves, since he isn't very controversial or notable. After Biden wins reelection, he gets a heart attack and dies before the inauguration. Graves, as a result, is sworn in.

John Dule