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« on: December 23, 2020, 01:42:04 AM »
Some of the Star Wars movie titles should seriously be renamed. Episode II should have been named War for the Republic and Episode III should have a slightly different name.
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« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2020, 02:04:18 AM »
The title of Episode IX ("The Rise of Skywalker") makes absolutely no sense. I mean, by that point we've already had two whole trilogies about Skywalkers, I'm pretty sure they've already risen.
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« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2020, 05:00:13 AM »
Episode IX: Return Of The Phantom Menace
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« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2020, 02:57:48 PM »
Episode IX: Soylent Green Milk
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« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2020, 03:02:36 PM »
Their titles are the least of their problems.
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« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2020, 06:36:59 PM »
Quote from: Marin County Uber Alles on December 23, 2020, 03:02:36 PM
Their titles are the least of their problems.

Yeah seriously. Most of the titles are fine, with the exception of 'Rise of Skywalker.' Hollywood, stop putting the word "rise" in final movies in a trilogy! It should have been called "Duel of the Fates" or whatever like the (still flawed.) Colin Trevorrow directed/written movie was supposed to be called.
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« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2020, 06:44:17 PM »
Quote from: Goldwater on December 23, 2020, 02:04:18 AM
The title of Episode IX ("The Rise of Skywalker") makes absolutely no sense. I mean, by that point we've already had two whole trilogies about Skywalkers, I'm pretty sure they've already risen.

Nothing about Episode IX made any sense. The title is the least of its problems.
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« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2020, 01:41:08 PM »
« Edited: July 08, 2023, 11:28:13 PM by Mr. Smith »
Ignoring the sequels, except for title appropriation....

I: Rise of Skywalker
II: Revenge of the Sith
III: Attack of the Clones
IV: A New Hope
V: The Force Awakens
VI: Return of the Jedi
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« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2020, 02:35:41 PM »
« Edited: December 24, 2020, 02:40:21 PM by HisGrace »
Star Wars Episode I: The Gungan Menace
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of Natalie Portman's Abs
Star Wars Episode III: Overlong Action Setpieces of the Sith

Star Wars Episode IV: A New High Concept Blockbuster
Star Wars Episode V: Irvin Kershner and Lots of Collaborators Besides George Lucas Strike Back
Star Wars Episode VI: Furry Fetish of the Jedi

Star Wars Episode VII: The Box Office Awakens
Star Wars Episode VIII: The Second to Last Jedi
Star Wars Episode IX: Oh My God, They Killed Palpatine!

Bonus-

Rogue One: A Story For Making Money
Solo: A Story With More Directors Than Characters
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