2024: Rocky Adkins / Roy Cooper vs. Phil Scott / Rick Scott

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

President Biden declines to run for reelection. One-term congressman Rocky Adkins wins the Democratic nomination with the assistance of the Speaker John Yarmuth's endorsement, and picks the more experienced Cooper as a running mate.

Former Vermont Governor Phil Scott wins the Republican nomination in a contested convention, and is forced to pick Rick Scott as a gesture of party unity.

Who wins?

[KaiserDave]

If Phil Scott and R*ck Sc*tt touched R*ck would dissolve into ash so this isn't very realistic

That said Yarmuth/Cooper wins in a #populist landslide

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

If Phil Scott and R*ck Sc*tt touched R*ck would dissolve into ash so this isn't very realistic

Keep telling yourself that when destiny arrives.

[KaiserDave]

If Phil Scott and R*ck Sc*tt touched R*ck would dissolve into ash so this isn't very realistic

Keep telling yourself that when destiny arrives.

Those who believe in Philism will be rewarded

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

If Phil Scott and R*ck Sc*tt touched R*ck would dissolve into ash so this isn't very realistic

Keep telling yourself that when destiny arrives.

Those who believe in Philism will be rewarded

Reality has a known anti-Philistine (because why call yourself a Philist when there's an actual word for a Phil pun right there?!) bias.