Update for Everyone VIII: He who laughs have the last laugh

[John Dule]

I scored in the 96th percentile on the LSAT. Sounds pretty good until you realize I was consistently scoring in the 99th on my preptests. It was an easy test; I just panicked and couldn't focus on some of the questions. Really frustrating knowing how much better I could have done.

[John Dule]

The shape of Peru is just so cool. It suggests youthfulness and joviality.

The shape is cool, but you're wasting it with an ugly-colored av. Dark green and maroon are the two ugliest avatar colors, while yellow, tan, and orange are the best-looking (no bias, just straight facts).

[John Dule]

The shape of Peru is just so cool. It suggests youthfulness and joviality.

The shape is cool, but you're wasting it with an ugly-colored av. Dark green and maroon are the two ugliest avatar colors, while yellow, tan, and orange are the best-looking (no bias, just straight facts).

Yellow is pretty, tan is okay, but orange is kinda ugly. I don't know, it just rubs me the wrong way.

Then again, I'm a sucker for bright neon, sooo......

Neon green looks good on its own, but next to the red, maroon, and green avs it just looks hideous. Yellow is aesthetically pleasing in every color combination.

[John Dule]

Today has been a much better birthday than the one I had four years ago.

[John Dule]

3,600 posts (assuming nothing gets deleted)

Having 32,400 of your posts deleted sounds about right

Actually forget that, having all of his 36,004 posts being deleted and him being banned sounds even better!

[John Dule]

You very well know the historic context of this and to use this quote in this scenario reflects very poorly upon you as a person as well as on your character, I have also reported this post for "indecency."

You are the kind of person who hands out dental floss on Halloween.

[John Dule]

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The idea of organized religion annoys me a bit. Ardently anti-religious people annoy me a lot.

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I randomly rediscovered this from a post of mine in July.

Lmaooooo

How things change...

I cannot imagine going through this big of an ideological shift in six months. What the heck happened?

[John Dule]

[John Dule]

I'm cleaning old photos out of my phone and I stumbled across this gem from my days at the People's Republic of Berkeley:

[John Dule]

A friend of mine who's in veterinary school is going to be a guinea pig for a new COVID vaccine.

[John Dule]

I mentioned Atlas in an interview I had for a law school. They asked me how much time I spend on social media and I said "None, but I do spend a ton of time discussing politics with a group of strangers on an internet forum."

We'll see if I hear back from them...

[John Dule]

I mentioned Atlas in an interview I had for a law school. They asked me how much time I spend on social media and I said "None, but I do spend a ton of time discussing politics with a group of strangers on an internet forum."

We'll see if I hear back from them...

Did you give them your username?

No, and I didn't tell them the site name either. I have no wish to commit professional suicide.

[John Dule]

I miss being a red avatar. You cannot be a good person unless you are a Democrat.

Being a good person is overrated.

[John Dule]

My dad was vaccinated yesterday, first in my family to do so.

[John Dule]

I've been accepted at a rather prestigious law school. Shan't say any more; I'm reaching a point where I really feel I should stop sharing personal info on this site.

[John Dule]

You know Atlas has messed your brain up when you go off about Ross Perot's campaign in 1992 to your crush in the midst of a debate on whether or not Yang starting a third-party is a good or a bad thing.

My girlfriend made the mistake of asking me a question about politics last week. An hour later I was giving her a breakdown of the year-by-year county election results in northeastern Iowa.

[John Dule]

Today I had my first-ever oral argument in front of a panel of "judges" (other law students). It went swimmingly. Spoke clearly and slowly, maintained eye contact, and did a good job refuting the prosecution's points. Now I have to come to terms with the fact that I won't be doing anything that fun for the rest of the semester.

[John Dule]

I'm thinking of going L-UK for awhile but I'm not sure if I'm cool enough.

As a member of both the Axis of Evil and the Kool Kids Klub, I approve of your usage of the L-UK avatar.

Okay I made the switch. Is there anything else I need to do?

Should I dial the edginess straight to 11 or build up slowly?

You're rocking that sexy avatar. Welcome to the most elite club on Atlas.

[John Dule]

Waitlisted for admittance: 2
Admitted, waitlisted for or denied funding: 2

Time to give up and become a lawyer?

That is the logical solution for those of us who've given up.

[John Dule]

I'm going to work on a project at my law school where I help Ukrainian refugees submit asylum requests.

[John Dule]

Just locked down my summer internship. Exotic location, fun and interesting work, prestigious, and most importantly, very very far from Michigan.

[John Dule]

I am having a mental breakdown over environmental law. i thought of this username and i started laughing so hard i almost cried

[John Dule]

she CERCLAing my RCRA 'til i NEPA

[John Dule]

Got an A in environmental law. As a result, I no longer think the Clean Air Act should be repealed.

[John Dule]

I completed my summer trial advocacy course yesterday with a mock trial. I won’t go into detail, but I put on quite a performance. I played witnesses (doing accents), did an incredibly confrontational cross examination, and wrote a banger closing statement. We got a hung jury, but since I was the prosecution I’m ok with that. Mostly I just wanted to publicly humiliate a particular person I hate on opposing counsel, which I accomplished. Afterwards numerous people were telling me I should be a litigator.