Update for Everyone VIII: He who laughs have the last laugh

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

The joke is on him because
A. I spent my life savings on a 3DS for my sibling, and
B. I have an elaborate plan for suicide that I'll never follow through on regardless of election results!

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

That raises the question: If you're a normal person, what the hell are you doing here?

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

I was just diagnosed with autism. Shocking, given that I'm an Atlas poster!

Welcome to the club.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

I've been taking a surprisingly long look at moving to Colorado, considering the bill that's making me consider moving out of NC will only theoretically affect me for nine months and, by the time I'm actually able to afford it, those nine months will be long past.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

I really need to learn to stop feeling sorry for myself.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Spoiler alert: blatant attention whoring, subtweeting, and internalized transphobia

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Currently wondering why I even bother. Like, it's pretty obvious that I'm not welcome here, or anywhere, for that matter, and there isn't really anything I can do about it. As long as people know I am trans, they will always see me as "lesser than"; less of a woman at best, and less of a person at worst. Maybe I should learn to accept it, maybe even be proud of it, but I don't know how. Maybe other trans people can figure it out, but I'm not one of them. Maybe if I ever get bottom surgery, my legal name/gender change, and electrolysis done, I can move somewhere else and try and start over.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

I broke a TV with my thumb.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

I'm not worth it, and I'm tired of people pretending that I am.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

I'm not worth it, and I'm tired of people pretending that I am.

Not worth what exactly?

Doesn't matter what.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Today is my 21st birthday! In before the inevitable "NOW YOU CAN DRINK BOOZE LEGALLY IN AMERICA xD LOL" quips.

You're nine plus ten.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

I'm doing research on the things I have to do before I can get bottom surgery and sh**t, I'm really doing this, aren't I? I still need to get a job so I can pay the co-pay (either that, or Brandon needs to forgive student debt so I don't have to hold on to the money in my bank account anymore), but it's looking more likely than not that I'll be a dongless chick this time next year.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

My fiancé might be a racist.

Oh, man, I hate when that happens.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Charlotte is the worst f@cking airport I’ve ever seen.

That's probably true. I haven't been to many airports, but...

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Well folks, catmusic is officially 24 now! I got to celebrate with my sweet, adorable boyfriend, who has the same birthday as me; bizarre I know. I kind of love it though. It was a very lovely day

Once I saw a guy on a bridge about to jump. I said "don't do it!" He said, "nobody loves me." I said "Gen Z loves you. Are you part of Gen Z?" He said "Yes." I said "me too! early Gen Z or late Gen Z?" He said "early Gen Z." I said "me too! Born before 9/11 or after 9/11?" He said, "before 9/11." I said "me too! 1997-1998 or 1999-2001?" He said, "1999-2001." I said, "me too! 1999, 2000, or 2001?" He said, "1999." I said, "me too! Did you turn 21 after lockdown started?" He said, "before lockdown started." I said, "me too!" January 2020 or February 2020?" He said, "February 2020." I said, "me too! What day?" He said, "February 24th." I said, "me too! What time?" He said, "8:32 AM." I said, "die, oldsh**t boomer!" And I pushed him over.

(I don't know if he's the same year as you, but he is for the sake of this joke)