Update for Everyone VIII: He who laughs have the last laugh

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

I’m tryukng go figure out where tho room is. It’s in my dream and I kno part of it is real but I can’t figure out the other part but I’ve seen it somewhere but idk where. Like what is it because I’m super confused. The dimensions of room often scare me. Some are too similar. Others don’t make sense from a visual perspective but they do from a mathematical perspective. It’s terrifying sometimes. But idk this particular one. I think it is a mesh of two but I only can figure out one. The other must be real though l.

Never knew you were an LSD guy.

[Santander]

I’m tryukng go figure out where tho room is. It’s in my dream and I kno part of it is real but I can’t figure out the other part but I’ve seen it somewhere but idk where. Like what is it because I’m super confused. The dimensions of room often scare me. Some are too similar. Others don’t make sense from a visual perspective but they do from a mathematical perspective. It’s terrifying sometimes. But idk this particular one. I think it is a mesh of two but I only can figure out one. The other must be real though l.

Never knew you were an LSD guy.

I thought he downloaded Badger's voice-to-text app.

[𝕭𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖆 𝕸𝖎𝖓𝖔𝖑𝖆]

I just woke up to:
- I tested negative for COVID
- Legendary Italian actor Gigi Proietti has died

I'm all in for the second. I'm sad. Pray for his soul too.

[Santander]

Should I become a pagan? Is that still a thing among alt-righters, and does it improve my trolling potential?

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

NYCMM sent me a PM on Reddit.

Know This: When you are sobbing long hot salty streams as Trump is doing much better than the polls expect, I will be chillin here in my part of Queens laughing so hard I may faint from the hilarity.

Know This: When you lose your life's savings because your dumb ass bet on Biden winning states like Iowa, Ohio, Texas, etc I will be much, much richer because I'm simply better at this than you are.

Know This: When your retarded Atlas friends on Discord voice chat or wherever the hell you will be spending your time on election night, start talking about their elaborate plans for suicide that they will never follow through on, me and my bro Red Eagle Politics will be gloating about how correct we were. Remember to watch us live on stream on election night.

Know This: When you're spending the next four years feeling dejected and hopeless and trying to cope by thinking 2024 will be better, realize that many of you spent the past year utterly confident that Trump would easily lose, and that when Trump is gone you'll have to face the political forces he has inspired, which will be as hard if not even harder to contend with. Even if you take back the Presidency at some point, Trumpism has been normalized and you will have to deal with us "holding you back" in the DECADES to come.

See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya! I recommend continuing to refrain learning for your mistakes so that we'll have even easier times winning in the future.

~NYC Millennial Minority

lol what a dweeb

[Continential]

NYCMM sent me a PM on Reddit.

Know This: When you are sobbing long hot salty streams as Trump is doing much better than the polls expect, I will be chillin here in my part of Queens laughing so hard I may faint from the hilarity.

Know This: When you lose your life's savings because your dumb ass bet on Biden winning states like Iowa, Ohio, Texas, etc I will be much, much richer because I'm simply better at this than you are.

Know This: When your retarded Atlas friends on Discord voice chat or wherever the hell you will be spending your time on election night, start talking about their elaborate plans for suicide that they will never follow through on, me and my bro Red Eagle Politics will be gloating about how correct we were. Remember to watch us live on stream on election night.

Know This: When you're spending the next four years feeling dejected and hopeless and trying to cope by thinking 2024 will be better, realize that many of you spent the past year utterly confident that Trump would easily lose, and that when Trump is gone you'll have to face the political forces he has inspired, which will be as hard if not even harder to contend with. Even if you take back the Presidency at some point, Trumpism has been normalized and you will have to deal with us "holding you back" in the DECADES to come.

See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya! I recommend continuing to refrain learning for your mistakes so that we'll have even easier times winning in the future.

~NYC Millennial Minority

lol what a dweeb

How did he find your reddit account?

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

NYCMM sent me a PM on Reddit.

Know This: When you are sobbing long hot salty streams as Trump is doing much better than the polls expect, I will be chillin here in my part of Queens laughing so hard I may faint from the hilarity.

Know This: When you lose your life's savings because your dumb ass bet on Biden winning states like Iowa, Ohio, Texas, etc I will be much, much richer because I'm simply better at this than you are.

Know This: When your retarded Atlas friends on Discord voice chat or wherever the hell you will be spending your time on election night, start talking about their elaborate plans for suicide that they will never follow through on, me and my bro Red Eagle Politics will be gloating about how correct we were. Remember to watch us live on stream on election night.

Know This: When you're spending the next four years feeling dejected and hopeless and trying to cope by thinking 2024 will be better, realize that many of you spent the past year utterly confident that Trump would easily lose, and that when Trump is gone you'll have to face the political forces he has inspired, which will be as hard if not even harder to contend with. Even if you take back the Presidency at some point, Trumpism has been normalized and you will have to deal with us "holding you back" in the DECADES to come.

See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya! I recommend continuing to refrain learning for your mistakes so that we'll have even easier times winning in the future.

~NYC Millennial Minority

lol what a dweeb

How did he find your reddit account?

Who do you think runs u/KoopaDaQuick lmao

[WD]

NYCMM sent me a PM on Reddit.

Know This: When you are sobbing long hot salty streams as Trump is doing much better than the polls expect, I will be chillin here in my part of Queens laughing so hard I may faint from the hilarity.

Know This: When you lose your life's savings because your dumb ass bet on Biden winning states like Iowa, Ohio, Texas, etc I will be much, much richer because I'm simply better at this than you are.

Know This: When your retarded Atlas friends on Discord voice chat or wherever the hell you will be spending your time on election night, start talking about their elaborate plans for suicide that they will never follow through on, me and my bro Red Eagle Politics will be gloating about how correct we were. Remember to watch us live on stream on election night.

Know This: When you're spending the next four years feeling dejected and hopeless and trying to cope by thinking 2024 will be better, realize that many of you spent the past year utterly confident that Trump would easily lose, and that when Trump is gone you'll have to face the political forces he has inspired, which will be as hard if not even harder to contend with. Even if you take back the Presidency at some point, Trumpism has been normalized and you will have to deal with us "holding you back" in the DECADES to come.

See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya! I recommend continuing to refrain learning for your mistakes so that we'll have even easier times winning in the future.

~NYC Millennial Minority

lol what a dweeb

LMAO he sent me the same exact thing on discord

[KaiserDave]

Wow he's very stupid. Nice creative word choice though.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

The joke is on him because
A. I spent my life savings on a 3DS for my sibling, and
B. I have an elaborate plan for suicide that I'll never follow through on regardless of election results!

[Left Wing]

I love how he acts like Red Eagle is like his rl best friend or something. Election night will be a major cope for him.

[RC (a la Frémont)]

NYCMM sent me a PM on Reddit.

Know This: When you are sobbing long hot salty streams as Trump is doing much better than the polls expect, I will be chillin here in my part of Queens laughing so hard I may faint from the hilarity.

Know This: When you lose your life's savings because your dumb ass bet on Biden winning states like Iowa, Ohio, Texas, etc I will be much, much richer because I'm simply better at this than you are.

Know This: When your retarded Atlas friends on Discord voice chat or wherever the hell you will be spending your time on election night, start talking about their elaborate plans for suicide that they will never follow through on, me and my bro Red Eagle Politics will be gloating about how correct we were. Remember to watch us live on stream on election night.

Know This: When you're spending the next four years feeling dejected and hopeless and trying to cope by thinking 2024 will be better, realize that many of you spent the past year utterly confident that Trump would easily lose, and that when Trump is gone you'll have to face the political forces he has inspired, which will be as hard if not even harder to contend with. Even if you take back the Presidency at some point, Trumpism has been normalized and you will have to deal with us "holding you back" in the DECADES to come.

See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya! I recommend continuing to refrain learning for your mistakes so that we'll have even easier times winning in the future.

~NYC Millennial Minority

lol what a dweeb

LMAO he sent me the same exact thing on discord

That toxic af, wow.

Know this, NCYMM: if you have to send out sh**t like this to make yourself feel better, you must be overcompensating for something.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Ya boi's got COVID.

[T'Chenka]

Ya boi's got COVID.

Shiiza...

You'll get through this.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Ya boi's got COVID.

That makes you the fourth person I’ve met/known to get it. The other two were a tenant, a friend, and a President.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Ya boi's got COVID.

Shiiza...

You'll get through this.

Ya boi's got COVID.

That makes you the fourth person I’ve met/known to get it. The other two were a tenant, a friend, and a President.

So far it's just been a medium strength cold, so as long as no one else I know gets it, I won't be worried.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Ya boi's got COVID.

Shiiza...

You'll get through this.

Ya boi's got COVID.

That makes you the fourth person I’ve met/known to get it. The other two were a tenant, a friend, and a President.

So far it's just been a medium strength cold, so as long as no one else I know gets it, I won't be worried.

See? It's fake news!

(But in all seriousness, stay well friend!)

[Boobs]

Well, we’re at the hospital, with wife starting to have contractions half an hour or so ago. It’s happening! And what a night for it to happen!

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Well, we’re at the hospital, with wife starting to have contractions half an hour or so ago. It’s happening! And what a night for it to happen!

Time for some election-themed baby names! I've got a few ideas...

1) Jo(e) Jorgensen (either gender); 
2) Bellwether (female);
3) Precinct (male);
4) 270towin (either gender);
5) Dave Leip's US Election Atlas Dot Org (either gender).

[Boobs]

Well, we’re at the hospital, with wife starting to have contractions half an hour or so ago. It’s happening! And what a night for it to happen!

So, I have now earned my display name on here.

Mom and the babies are doing well, resting now after the c-section.

Welcome to the world, my tiny ones:

Nina Tal, 5lbs 6 oz
Ruth Vered, 5lbs 7 oz
and Yossi James, 5lbs 14oz.

We're gonna stay in the hospital for a few days for monitoring. Can't stop smiling, though. And of course I snuck in a flask for tonight, hopefully.

(10) A woman of valour who can find? For her price is far above rubies.
(11) The heart of her husband safely trusts in her, And he has no lack of gain.
(12) She does him good and not evil all the days of her life.
(13) She seeks wool and flax, And works willingly with her hands.
(14) She is like the merchant­ships; She brings her food from afar.
(15) She rises also while it is yet night, And gives food to her household, And a portion to her maidens.
(16) She considers a field, and buys it; With the fruit of her hands she plants a vineyard.
(17) She girds her loins with strength, And makes strong her arms.
(18) She perceives that her merchandise is good; Her lamp goes not out by night.
(19) She lays her hands to the distaff, And her hands hold the spindle.
(20) She stretches out her hand to the poor; Yea, she reaches forth her hands to the needy.
(21) She is not afraid of the snow for her household; For all her household are clothed with scarlet.
(22) She makes for herself coverlets; Her clothing is fine linen and purple.
(23) Her husband is known in the gates, When he sits among the elders of the land.
(24) She makes linen garments and sells them; And delivers girdles unto the merchant.
(25) Strength and dignity are her clothing; And she laughs at the time to come.
(26) She opens her mouth with wisdom; And the law of kindness is on her tongue.
(27) She looks well to the ways of her household, And eats not the bread of idleness.
(28) Her children rise up, and call her blessed; Her husband also, and he praises her:
(29) ’Many daughters have done valiantly, But you rise above them all.’
(30) Grace is deceitful, and beauty is vain; But a woman that fears the LORD, she shall be praised.
(31) Give her of the fruit of her hands; And let her works praise her in the gates.


Thanks, Atlas.

[𝕭𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖆 𝕸𝖎𝖓𝖔𝖑𝖆]

Well, we’re at the hospital, with wife starting to have contractions half an hour or so ago. It’s happening! And what a night for it to happen!

Time for some election-themed baby names! I've got a few ideas...

1) Jo(e) Jorgensen (either gender); 
2) Bellwether (female);
3) Precinct (male);
4) 270towin (either gender);
5) Dave Leip's US Election Atlas Dot Org (either gender).

  A wether is a castrated ram, how can 'bellwether' be feminine?

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

Well, we’re at the hospital, with wife starting to have contractions half an hour or so ago. It’s happening! And what a night for it to happen!

Time for some election-themed baby names! I've got a few ideas...

1) Jo(e) Jorgensen (either gender); 
2) Bellwether (female);
3) Precinct (male);
4) 270towin (either gender);
5) Dave Leip's US Election Atlas Dot Org (either gender).

  A wether is a castrated ram, how can 'bellwether' be feminine?

Because it has no nuts, duhhhh

[𝕭𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖆 𝕸𝖎𝖓𝖔𝖑𝖆]

Well, we’re at the hospital, with wife starting to have contractions half an hour or so ago. It’s happening! And what a night for it to happen!

Time for some election-themed baby names! I've got a few ideas...

1) Jo(e) Jorgensen (either gender); 
2) Bellwether (female);
3) Precinct (male);
4) 270towin (either gender);
5) Dave Leip's US Election Atlas Dot Org (either gender).

  A wether is a castrated ram, how can 'bellwether' be feminine?

Because it has no nuts, duhhhh

That's not how it works.

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

Well, we’re at the hospital, with wife starting to have contractions half an hour or so ago. It’s happening! And what a night for it to happen!

Time for some election-themed baby names! I've got a few ideas...

1) Jo(e) Jorgensen (either gender); 
2) Bellwether (female);
3) Precinct (male);
4) 270towin (either gender);
5) Dave Leip's US Election Atlas Dot Org (either gender).

  A wether is a castrated ram, how can 'bellwether' be feminine?

Because it has no nuts, duhhhh

That's not how it works.

you're talking to a trans person here

[𝕭𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖆 𝕸𝖎𝖓𝖔𝖑𝖆]

Well, we’re at the hospital, with wife starting to have contractions half an hour or so ago. It’s happening! And what a night for it to happen!

Time for some election-themed baby names! I've got a few ideas...

1) Jo(e) Jorgensen (either gender); 
2) Bellwether (female);
3) Precinct (male);
4) 270towin (either gender);
5) Dave Leip's US Election Atlas Dot Org (either gender).

  A wether is a castrated ram, how can 'bellwether' be feminine?

Because it has no nuts, duhhhh

That's not how it works.

you're talking to a trans person here

I knowww. Which spawns the question: can sheep be trans?