Update for Everyone VIII: He who laughs have the last laugh

[FT-02 Senator A.F.E. 🇵🇸🤝🇺🇸🤝🇺🇦]

Good morning Atlas

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Met up with a group of Russian language faculty and (former) students organized by my tutor. Very intimidating to see my skill blown out of the water by other civilians. Also... people just travel? To other countries? What is that?

First time ice skating and skiing since a ski injury to my knee in February. Productive day.

Thank God I wore a Fratagonia last night. Waterproof. 🤣

It's catching on! 

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

Today is the first day of my final semester of high school.

[Santander]

Flying back to NY right now, and the food in JetBlue Mint is amazing. Possibly the best business class meal I've ever had. No champagne, and wines are pretty bad, but the food itself is great and they have espresso so not too much to complain about. Free gate-to-gate wifi too.

[Kahane's Grave Is A Gender-Neutral Bathroom]

Flying back to NY right now, and the food in JetBlue Mint is amazing. Possibly the best business class meal I've ever had. No champagne, and wines are pretty bad, but the food itself is great and they have espresso so not too much to complain about. Free gate-to-gate wifi too.

I've heard the LHR-JFK product is nice. Never liked JetBlue food though (3/5 is always like four salads and pork). But maybe the transatlantic is better.

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

Tired of my co-worker calling in all the time. Every other shift he's been scheduled, he either has a health issue, his family has a health issue, or he needs to do something as his family moves to Waverly. He tried transferring from our store in Waterloo to one in Waverly after he moved, but his attendance has been so poor that the managers aren't allowing him to do it. There have even been times, like about a week ago, where he doesn't even call the store but instead has to have one of us text him if he's coming in. When I texted him last night, he said:

probably not me and my mom were planning on going to the doctor again tomorrow [today now as i quote this] because every time i wake up i instantly vomit blood and throughout the day when i throw up it has blood in it and my nose bleeds are still consistent so were gonna try and see my doctor and try figuring out whats causing everything

Shoot me.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Ski trip.

Praying I don't destroy a leg like last time.

[Santander]

Ski trip.

Praying I don't destroy a leg like last time.

Real skiing or Midwestern bunny hills?

[Santander]

New. 🥰 Finding women's clothes that fit me is such a challenge.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Ski trip.

Praying I don't destroy a leg like last time.

Real skiing or Midwestern bunny hills?

Gotta start somewhere bb

[GM Team Member and Senator WB]

Since everyone is posting about flights, here is mine



May God bless Ryanair; and that wasn't even the cheapest combination! (Under different dates I could have flown for as little as 25€, and only 6,25€ after government subsidies)

@Santander ; if you truly want to live like the common people; taking some dirt cheap Ryanair flight with no extras is the way to go

He wants normal experiences, not masochist experiences.

[Mr. Smith]

Thank God I wore a Fratagonia last night. Waterproof. 🤣

North Face is better.

[Santander]

Drinking English wine because I can. And yes, I wear Patagonia and trackies in the evening at home.

[Conservatopia]

Drinking English wine because I can.

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

[Santander]

Drinking English wine because I can.

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

It was actually delicious.

[Conservatopia]

Drinking English wine because I can.

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

It was actually delicious.

Please don't tell me it was sparkling.

[Santander]

Drinking English wine because I can.

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

It was actually delicious.

Please don't tell me it was sparkling.

No. I do have a Hambledon in the wine rack, though. All the cool kids are drinking English sparkling wine these days. I see Nyetimber seemingly everywhere, and Virgin serves Hambledon in business class!

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Injury successfully avoided.

[𝕭𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖆 𝕸𝖎𝖓𝖔𝖑𝖆]

Today [well yesterday using European time] I got my third dose of anti-COVID vaccine, or as the kids say I got 'boosted'. You do what you gotta do.

[Santander]

Today [well yesterday using European time] I got my third dose of anti-COVID vaccine, or as the kids say I got 'boosted'. You do what you gotta do.

Did you get paid?

[𝕭𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖆 𝕸𝖎𝖓𝖔𝖑𝖆]

Today [well yesterday using European time] I got my third dose of anti-COVID vaccine, or as the kids say I got 'boosted'. You do what you gotta do.

Did you get paid?

No, but I am not a venal person anyway.

[Santander]

Wish me luck.

UPDATE:

Won, 33/1 odds.

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

My funniness™ and wit have taken a sharp decline whee

[Santander]

I was praised by a Pakistani diplomat for my patriotism. 🥰 Pakistan Zindabad!

[Santander]

MD: I can't believe the kind of people we're hiring these days. 2 years ago they never would've gotten a sniff. If you want any of them fired, let me know.