Which forumnites would be the best...

[Platypus]

...at these ambassadorial postings, and why?

Canada
USA (non-US forumnites)
Mexico
Cuba
Venezuala
Colombia
Peru
Brazil
Argentina
South Africa
Nigeria
Liberia
Spain
France
UK
Ireland
Germany
Italy
Russia
Turkey
Israel
Iran
Iraq
Saudi Arabia
India
PR China
RO China (Taiwan)
North Korea
South Korea
Japan
Australia
Leichtenstein

I know not all of these countries have diplomatic relations with the US/Canada/UK etc., but imagine they did.

[Platypus]

From the view of the forum being a nation and these people representing us as a nation to these countries.

Canada----------A cushy, not very important posting, good for an old timer as a thank you present. KEmperor.
USA---------------The big time, but even though it's a very respected posting, you can't actually do anything, because there is no chance of the US government listening to you. Perfect for a good guy who deserves something special, but should never be given the opportunity to get his way. Bono.
Mexico------------The most important issue between the forum and mexico is clearly the japanese-loving, slightly mad, murderous chicken, who has been quiet lately. Because he also shares a stong interest in Japan, although maybe in more civilised areas of study, and because he has also not been terribly active, this posting goes to MichaelZ.
Cuba--------------Someone who can party and won't just bag Cuba all the time, but also not someone who loves Castro and will never criticise Cuba's governance. Someone who can live it up, but is able to be serious when needed, too. Nation.
Venezuala--------Needs to be someone with a good understanding of Latin American politics, and who can cut through the bravado of Chavez to hopefully get some good discussions going, and who can epress our views clearly whilst hearing those of Venezuala. Someone who is no-nonsense and intelligent, and won't put up with any front beyond what is necessary for the relationship. ag.
Colombia---------Has to be committed to the view of Atlasians on the issue of drugs, but not too hardline. Someone who wants to work to eradicate the problem, but not in the way the USA attempts to do so. Basically, someone who is concillatory on this issue and others, but isn't a pushover and does take a stance on issues. I have no idea who that could be on this forum. Seriously, as if we have anyone like that.... Or we could just give it to ilikeverin. He speaks Spanish and I like him, so I wanted to fit him in somewhere
Peru-------------Someone stubborn, like a llama, who is willing to consider new ideas but generally tends to go back to their old ways after a while. Someone peripheral who can be interesting and important on occasions, but generally just sits in the back row making noises everyone chooses to ignore, not out of dislike somuch as disinterest. hughento
Brazil-------------A person who embraces fun but not so much accountability and openness. Beyond the surface there are problems but nobody chooses to look there, because the surface is so distracting. With natural beauty and a partying attitude, but a sometimes troubled core, it goes to BossTweed, who I still call Miami in my head.
Argentina--------The land of Silver needs someone flashy, with passion. But it also needs to be someone who can sustain cracks in the veneer, even if they are reasonably common. Someone who used to be a lot of fun, vibrant, rich and carefree, and still is in some areas, but has flirted with dangerous political ideals like moderate republicanism, and has now settled down into a more docile, but still interesting, life. It helps that he's silver-haired. angus.
South Africa------Someone who thinks Mbeki is a tool, and that whilst South Africa is interesting, it's troubles are very significant and need to be dealt with. Someone who cares about Africa (at least a bit more then everyone else) and is willing to work towards solutions, and has strong convictions, which will be necessary to cope with people like Zuma and Mbeki. Someone sligtly mad with political views that aren't really taken seriously by anyone but sound nice, and all. LewisTrondheim
Nigeria----------I really only included this one, and Liberia, because I felt guilty about the lack of African nations. In the spirit of affirmative action, someone who had the misfortune of being born and raised a southerner, even though they are equal human beings and deserve the same rights, someone who has had to deal with that stigma for their whole lives. Some might say it isn't fair to promote them to this position just because of where they are from and their accent, but it's those same people who make anti-southerner jokes and should be ignored. In the spirit of advancing these people and making them more worldly, one person at a time, Harry gets this postion.
Liberia-------See above. Josh22
Spain--------He's a pain, (yeah I know that's awful, but I couldn't think of anything better, and I don't really give a shi'ite about Spain, so it's a good chance to offload this guy) and he doesn't like Mexicans. CARLHAYDEN.
France------Someone everyone thinks is gay, but really, he's just very girly. Well, actually, he's a she, and is straight. Following in the Frenchmen's (and women's) footsteps of Liberty, fraternity (or sorority) and egality (or hergality...it's actually originally hegalitie, but the french don't pronounce the 'h' in this kind of situation so it was mistranslated), this position goes to a women who is in love, and will fit perfectly into Paris, considering she is a suburban republican from New Jersey. Rin-Chan.
UK-----------Because he can't drive, probably doesn't bathe enough and can't play cricket, and because he actually knows who the queen is, (and because he is very knowledgeable on international issues and is serious and intelligent enough for one of our most important relationships, although that's secondary to his standard requirement funny english surname (although it would be better if it were longer)) Colin Wixted.
Ireland-----------Everyone laughs at him even when something is serious, and deserves respect, interest and thought, like a beer famine or a revolution or something. Someone who nobody ever takes seriously and sees as a quaint little person suited to a charming but terribly backwards place, even if it's not backwards anymore. Someone who can meet the stereotype, because when it comes to Irealnd, no matter what else happens, all that really matters is the love of guiness, mashed potato, and red hair; or in his case, Bush, the Republican Party, and red hair. Mike Naso to be sure to be sure.
Germany----------A fascist who cares; listens to country music and is in touch with modern technology and ancient skills. Someone who thinks he is better then everyone and can make everyone do what he wants, but does it with a smile and often gets his way. Alcon.
Italy-------------Deep down, nobody really likes Italy. Sure, they like the food, they like the art, they like the countryside, they like the cars and the fashion. They might even like Italians. But nobody really likes Italy, except Italians. Just like nobody really likes this guy, who does happen to like Italy, because he's Italian. Keystone Phil.
Russia----------An arrogant, pushy guy who likes to argue with everyone. Has a lot of gas and problems with body odour. A major pollutant, and someone who could would get deep into the Russian psyche so well he'd be likely to switch to the other side and worjk as a spy against us. Someone who has shown absolutely no loyalty to us and deserves to end up in the hellhole that is Moscow. kljackson.

[Gabu]

I would love to be ambassador to Nauru, because then I can scope out the joint and figure out exactly how to sink the place back into the ocean where it belongs.

[KEmperor]

...at these ambassadorial postings, and why?
From the view of the forum being a nation and these people representing us as a nation to these countries.

Canada----------A cushy, not very important posting, good for an old timer as a thank you present. KEmperor.
USA---------------The big time, but even though it's a very respected posting, you can't actually do anything, because there is no chance of the US government listening to you. Perfect for a good guy who deserves something special, but should never be given the opportunity to get his way. Bono.
Mexico------------The most important issue between the forum and mexico is clearly the japanese-loving, slightly mad, murderous chicken, who has been quiet lately. Because he also shares a stong interest in Japan, although maybe in more civilised areas of study, and because he has also not been terribly active, this posting goes to MichaelZ
Cuba--------------Someone who can party and won't just bag Cuba all the time, but also not someone who loves Castro and will never criticise Cuba's governance. Someone who can live it up, but is able to be serious when needed, too. Nation
Venezuala--------Needs to be someone with a good understanding of Latin American politics, and who can cut through the bravado of Chavez to hopefully get some good discussions going, and who can epress our views clearly whilst hearing those of Venezuala. Someone who is no-nonsense and intelligent, and won't put up with any front beyond what is necessary for the relationship. ag.
Colombia---------Has to be committed to the view of Atlasians on the issue of drugs, but not too hardline. Someone who wants to work to eradicate the problem, but not in the way the USA attempts to do so. Basically, someone who is concillatory on this issue and others, but isn't a pushover and does take a stance on issues. I have no idea who that could be on this forum. Seriously, as if we have anyone like that.... Or we could just give it to ilikeverin. He speaks Spanish and I like him, so I wanted to fit him in somewhere
Peru-------------Someone stubborn, like a llama, who is willing to consider new ideas but generally tends to go back to their old ways after a while. Someone peripheral who can be interesting and important on occasions, but generally just sits in the back row making noises everyone chooses to ignore, not out of dislike somuch as disinterest. hughento
Brazil-------------A person who embraces fun but not so much accountability and openness. Beyond the surface there are problems but nobody chooses to look there, because the surface is so distracting. With natural beauty and a partying attitude, but a sometimes troubled core, it goes to BossTweed, who I still call Miami in my head.
Argentina--------The land of Silver needs someone flashy, with passion. But it also needs to be someone who can sustain cracks in the veneer, even if they are reasonably common. Someone who used to be a lot of fun, vibrant, rich and carefree, and still is in some areas, but has flirted with dangerous political ideals like moderate republicanism, and has now settled down into a more docile, but still interesting, life. angus
South Africa------Someone who thinks Mbeki is a tool, and that whilst South Africa is interesting, it's troubles are very significant and need to be dealt with. Someone who cares about africa (at least a bit more then everyone else) and is willing to work towards solutions, and has strong convictions, which will be necessaryto cope with people like Zuma and Mbeki. Someone sligtly mad with political views that aren't really taken seriously by anyone but soun nice, an. LewisTrondheim
Nigeria----------I really only included this one, and Liberia, because I felt guilty about the lack of African nations. In the spirit of affirmative action, someone who had the misfortune of being born and raised a southerner, even though they are equal human beings and deserve the same rights, someone who has had to deal with that stigma for their whole lives. Some might say it isn't fair to promote them to this position just because of where they are from and their accent, but it's those same people who make anti-southerner jokes and should be ignored. In the spitrit of advancing these people and making them more worldly, one person at a time, Harry gets this postion.
Liberia-------See above. Josh22
Spain--------He's a pain, (yeah I know that's awful, but I couldn't think of anything better, and I don't really give a shi'ite about Spain, so it's a good chance to offload this guy) and he doesn't like Mexicans. CARLHAYDEN
France------Someone everyone thinks is gay, but really, he's just very girly. Well, actually, he's a she, and is straight. Following in the Frenchmen's (and women's) footsteps of Liberty, fraternity (or sorority) and egality (or fegality...it's actually hegalitie, but the french don't probnounce the 'h' in this kind of situation so it was mistranslated), this position goes to a women who is in love, and will fit perfectly into Paris, considering she is a suburban republican from New jersey. Rin-Chan
UK-----------Because he can't drive, probably doesn't bathe enough and can't play cricket, and because he actually knows who the queen is, (and because he is very knowledgeable on international issues and is serious and intelligent enough for one of our most important relationships, although that's secondary to his standard requirement funny english surname (although it would be better if it were longer)) Colin Wixted
Ireland-----------Everyone laughs at him even when something is serious, and deserves respect, interest and thought, like a beer famine or a revolution or something. Someone who nobody ever takes seriously and sees as a quaint little person suited to a charming but terribly backwards place, even if it's not backwards anymore. Someone who can meet the stereotype, because when it comes to Irealnd, no matter what else happens, all that really matters is the love of guiness, mashed potato, and red hair; or in his case, Bush, the Republican Party, and red hair. Mike Naso to be sure to be sure.
Germany
Italy-------------Deep down, nobody really likes Italy. Sure, they like the food, they like the art, they like the countryside, they like the cars and the fashion. They might even like Italians. But nobody really likes Italy, except Italians. Just like nobody really likes this guy, who does happen to like Italy, because he's Italian. Keystone Phil
Russia----------An arrogant, pushy guy who likes to argue with everyone. Has a lot of gas and problems with body odour. A major pollutant, and someone who could would get deep into the Russian psyche so well he'd be likely to switch to the other side and worjk as a spy against us. Someone who has shown absolutely no loyalty to us and deserves to end up in the hellhole that is Moscow. kljackson
Turkey
Israel
Iran
Iraq
Saudi Arabia
India
PR China
RO China (Taiwan)
North Korea
South Korea
Japan
Australia
Nauru-----------------someone who truly deserves to be put on an island of birdpoo in the middle of nowhere. Gabu
Leichtenstein


Is anyone on that list not at least a little offended?

I'll fill in the rest shortly.

Excellent, I love the cold.

[Keystone Phil]

Just like nobody really likes this guy, who does happen to like Italy, because he's Italian. Keystone Phil

I'd have you do the decorating at the embassy, Hugh. I bet you'd do a FABULOUS job.

[Platypus]

Part 2:


Turkey----------A turkey. Jake.
Israel-----------Someone who is attacked from every angle but has a couple of supporters who show up in their defence every time it's really needed. Someone controvertial, who divides people all over the world. Many are sick of hearing about him; many passionately want him gone, and many fiercely want him to stay and prosper. Mike Assad.
Iran-------------Someone who won't put up with any Shi'a from the Ayatollah or Ahmadinejad. Someone who will confront the Iranians and really get them talking. Also, someone who can redecorate the seriously delapidated embassy in Teheran with his secret gay design powers. Afleitch.
Iraq-------------Someone who I am open to the idea of being hijacked, and held to ransom. For a very, very long time. Hawkeye.
Saudi Arabia---Just because it'd be funny, StatesRights.
India------------Someone with a basic knowledge of Cricket, and who is willing to workwith socialists, even if they don't have the same ideals within  'socialism'. A person who is willing and able to get deep into this nation that is becoming increasingly important but is very muddled. Someone strongly committed to democratic elections and who wants to see the poorest Indians rise from their squalor, and someone who can reinstate the British East Indian Company. Al.
PR China---------An up-and-comer, who people expect big things from, and who is already delivering. They've actually been around for a while, and started with some good stuff a few thousand posts ago. after a hiatus and a revolution, including a name change, this old timer is again a newcomer and is on his way back to the upper echelons o the forum, although some would say he's already there. MaxPower.
Taiwan-----------Someone who wouldn't mind being nuked if it was for the Communist cause, or was through the means of marijuana. Someone nobody really recognises as a full member of the community, even though he's an active member and deals with important issues (sometimes). On the periphery, but easily a powerful player within specific areas. BRTD.
North Korea-----Someone who has been through and continues to experience hardship, and is used to talking to people of lower statures, or at least from a lower stature. Someone who is able to cut through the bullsh**t and have a laugh and won't get too bogged down by the pressure of the position. Someone who unites the forum behind him to deal with this contentious nation. JoeRepublic.
South Korea-------The nemesis of our North Korean rep, or at least, someone he didn't get along well with. Storebought.
Japan---------------Someone who used to be a warrior but now leads a more quiet life, a bit of an enigma who is above average in technical savviness, at least for his age. NewFederalist
Australia-----------The best forumnite of them all, a man who deserves the reward of Australia. DaveLiep
Nauru-----------------someone who truly deserves to be put on an island of birdpoo in the middle of nowhere. Gabu
Leichtenstein--------There has to be someone important i'm forgetting who will never forgive me, and they get Leichtenstein. perhaps Clay; or Milk and Cereal, or MasterJedi, or JohnFord or EarlAW....you get the point.


Is anyone on that list not at least a little offended?

[Jake]

Besides the selection of an anti-semite for Israel and a homosexual for Iran, not a horrible list.

What is a "turkey" in Oz-speak?

[CARLHAYDEN]

From the view of the forum being a nation and these people representing us as a nation to these countries.

Canada----------A cushy, not very important posting, good for an old timer as a thank you present. KEmperor.
USA---------------The big time, but even though it's a very respected posting, you can't actually do anything, because there is no chance of the US government listening to you. Perfect for a good guy who deserves something special, but should never be given the opportunity to get his way. Bono.
Mexico------------The most important issue between the forum and mexico is clearly the japanese-loving, slightly mad, murderous chicken, who has been quiet lately. Because he also shares a stong interest in Japan, although maybe in more civilised areas of study, and because he has also not been terribly active, this posting goes to MichaelZ.
Cuba--------------Someone who can party and won't just bag Cuba all the time, but also not someone who loves Castro and will never criticise Cuba's governance. Someone who can live it up, but is able to be serious when needed, too. Nation.
Venezuala--------Needs to be someone with a good understanding of Latin American politics, and who can cut through the bravado of Chavez to hopefully get some good discussions going, and who can epress our views clearly whilst hearing those of Venezuala. Someone who is no-nonsense and intelligent, and won't put up with any front beyond what is necessary for the relationship. ag.
Colombia---------Has to be committed to the view of Atlasians on the issue of drugs, but not too hardline. Someone who wants to work to eradicate the problem, but not in the way the USA attempts to do so. Basically, someone who is concillatory on this issue and others, but isn't a pushover and does take a stance on issues. I have no idea who that could be on this forum. Seriously, as if we have anyone like that.... Or we could just give it to ilikeverin. He speaks Spanish and I like him, so I wanted to fit him in somewhere
Peru-------------Someone stubborn, like a llama, who is willing to consider new ideas but generally tends to go back to their old ways after a while. Someone peripheral who can be interesting and important on occasions, but generally just sits in the back row making noises everyone chooses to ignore, not out of dislike somuch as disinterest. hughento
Brazil-------------A person who embraces fun but not so much accountability and openness. Beyond the surface there are problems but nobody chooses to look there, because the surface is so distracting. With natural beauty and a partying attitude, but a sometimes troubled core, it goes to BossTweed, who I still call Miami in my head.
Argentina--------The land of Silver needs someone flashy, with passion. But it also needs to be someone who can sustain cracks in the veneer, even if they are reasonably common. Someone who used to be a lot of fun, vibrant, rich and carefree, and still is in some areas, but has flirted with dangerous political ideals like moderate republicanism, and has now settled down into a more docile, but still interesting, life. It helps that he's silver-haired. angus.
South Africa------Someone who thinks Mbeki is a tool, and that whilst South Africa is interesting, it's troubles are very significant and need to be dealt with. Someone who cares about Africa (at least a bit more then everyone else) and is willing to work towards solutions, and has strong convictions, which will be necessary to cope with people like Zuma and Mbeki. Someone sligtly mad with political views that aren't really taken seriously by anyone but sound nice, and all. LewisTrondheim
Nigeria----------I really only included this one, and Liberia, because I felt guilty about the lack of African nations. In the spirit of affirmative action, someone who had the misfortune of being born and raised a southerner, even though they are equal human beings and deserve the same rights, someone who has had to deal with that stigma for their whole lives. Some might say it isn't fair to promote them to this position just because of where they are from and their accent, but it's those same people who make anti-southerner jokes and should be ignored. In the spirit of advancing these people and making them more worldly, one person at a time, Harry gets this postion.
Liberia-------See above. Josh22
Spain--------He's a pain, (yeah I know that's awful, but I couldn't think of anything better, and I don't really give a shi'ite about Spain, so it's a good chance to offload this guy) and he doesn't like Mexicans. CARLHAYDEN.
France------Someone everyone thinks is gay, but really, he's just very girly. Well, actually, he's a she, and is straight. Following in the Frenchmen's (and women's) footsteps of Liberty, fraternity (or sorority) and egality (or hergality...it's actually originally hegalitie, but the french don't pronounce the 'h' in this kind of situation so it was mistranslated), this position goes to a women who is in love, and will fit perfectly into Paris, considering she is a suburban republican from New Jersey. Rin-Chan.
UK-----------Because he can't drive, probably doesn't bathe enough and can't play cricket, and because he actually knows who the queen is, (and because he is very knowledgeable on international issues and is serious and intelligent enough for one of our most important relationships, although that's secondary to his standard requirement funny english surname (although it would be better if it were longer)) Colin Wixted.
Ireland-----------Everyone laughs at him even when something is serious, and deserves respect, interest and thought, like a beer famine or a revolution or something. Someone who nobody ever takes seriously and sees as a quaint little person suited to a charming but terribly backwards place, even if it's not backwards anymore. Someone who can meet the stereotype, because when it comes to Irealnd, no matter what else happens, all that really matters is the love of guiness, mashed potato, and red hair; or in his case, Bush, the Republican Party, and red hair. Mike Naso to be sure to be sure.
Germany----------A fascist who cares; listens to country music and is in touch with modern technology and ancient skills. Someone who thinks he is better then everyone and can make everyone do what he wants, but does it with a smile and often gets his way. Alcon.
Italy-------------Deep down, nobody really likes Italy. Sure, they like the food, they like the art, they like the countryside, they like the cars and the fashion. They might even like Italians. But nobody really likes Italy, except Italians. Just like nobody really likes this guy, who does happen to like Italy, because he's Italian. Keystone Phil.
Russia----------An arrogant, pushy guy who likes to argue with everyone. Has a lot of gas and problems with body odour. A major pollutant, and someone who could would get deep into the Russian psyche so well he'd be likely to switch to the other side and worjk as a spy against us. Someone who has shown absolutely no loyalty to us and deserves to end up in the hellhole that is Moscow. kljackson.

Well Hugh, you're back to your old ways.

I have lived along the border most of my life, and have friends on both sides.  I don't dislike hispanics, Mexican or otherwise.

I do believe that border security should be maintained and that illegal crossers should be deported.

It seems to be an article of faith on the left (and yes Hugh, you are definitely on the left), that anyone who favors enforcing laws on the books is ipso facto a bigot.

[ilikeverin]

Colombia---------Has to be committed to the view of Atlasians on the issue of drugs, but not too hardline. Someone who wants to work to eradicate the problem, but not in the way the USA attempts to do so. Basically, someone who is concillatory on this issue and others, but isn't a pushover and does take a stance on issues. I have no idea who that could be on this forum. Seriously, as if we have anyone like that.... Or we could just give it to ilikeverin. He speaks Spanish and I like him, so I wanted to fit him in somewhere

Aww, but I'm an evil freedom hater and think that the US drug policy right now is just fine, TYVM

[afleitch]

Iran-------------Someone who won't put up with any Shi'a from the Ayatollah or Ahmadinejad. Someone who will confront the Iranians and really get them talking. Also, someone who can redecorate the seriously delapidated embassy in Teheran with his secret gay design powers. Afleitch.

Is anyone on that list not at least a little offended?

Hell no I'd relish that job. Coupled with diplomatic immunity it would be pretty fun

[Colin]

UK-----------Because he can't drive, probably doesn't bathe enough and can't play cricket, and because he actually knows who the queen is, (and because he is very knowledgeable on international issues and is serious and intelligent enough for one of our most important relationships, although that's secondary to his standard requirement funny english surname (although it would be better if it were longer)) Colin Wixted.

Hahaha. Nice one Hugh. You're wrong on all counts though Hugh, except the funny English surname part. I know how to drive, I bathe daily and I have played cricket several times.

[Alcon]

Country music?  Germany?  What did I ever do to you, Hugh?

[Nym90]

I guess I'm too domestic to be an ambassador.

I could be ambassador to Finland, since I have significant Finnish heritage.

[Platypus]

Just like nobody really likes this guy, who does happen to like Italy, because he's Italian. Keystone Phil

I'd have you do the decorating at the embassy, Hugh. I bet you'd do a FABULOUS job.

I'm sure I would. BTW, you got off pretty easy; I basically said bad things about everyone, of different degrees.

CARL-this thread is for amusement purposes. I even described myself negatively. It's a fun way to bag people and countries, and also is an interesting challenge to find people for each country. I suggest you have a go, it's quite difficult but also fun.

[Platypus]

anyone else going to have a go?

BTW, I'd give Fezzy Festoon Morocco for obvious reasons.

[MaC]

Can I have Leichtenstein, pretty please?

[Nation]

Yeah, I just love those damn Cubans.

I'd just smoke their cigars incessantly until I died.

[MODU]

Sign me up for China. 

[Platypus]

no, MODU, you get Egypt. Unstable but not too much, with ancient knowledge and a dominant role in the area. You've seen many things so won't be too overawed by their ancient treasures and can rebresent the forum well in this sometimes difficult country because of your reasonably moderate views.

[Hatman 🍁]

I demand I have Canada!

BTW- Gabu: Nauru pwns jou

[Gabu]

BTW- Gabu: Nauru pwns jou

NAURU DOES NOT EXIST YOU GODDAMN COMMIE

[Alcon]

I demand I have Canada!

BTW- Gabu: Nauru pwns jou

You would be the kind of person who would like a giant rock covered with bird crap and processed foods.

[Platypus]

BTW- Gabu: Nauru pwns jou

NAURU DOES NOT EXIST YOU GODDAMN COMMIE

My grandy used to live on Nauru. She was the upmarket hairdresser (read: hairdresser for the foreigners) and my grandpa was the upmarket chemist (read: chemist for the foreigners). My mum used to go up on supply ships with my aunty and uncle and live up there in (our) summer, although my aunty lived there permanently for about 4 years.

[Gabu]

BTW- Gabu: Nauru pwns jou

NAURU DOES NOT EXIST YOU GODDAMN COMMIE

My grandy used to live on Nauru. She was the upmarket hairdresser (read: hairdresser for the foreigners) and my grandpa was the upmarket chemist (read: chemist for the foreigners). My mum used to go up on supply ships with my aunty and uncle and live up there in (our) summer, although my aunty lived there permanently for about 4 years.

This is evidently an excellent example of how heroin can ravage one's mind.  Truly tragic.

[MODU]

no, MODU, you get Egypt. Unstable but not too much, with ancient knowledge and a dominant role in the area. You've seen many things so won't be too overawed by their ancient treasures and can rebresent the forum well in this sometimes difficult country because of your reasonably moderate views.

You got it.    hehehe . . . "unstable" . . . I must need to take my medication again. 

I wouldn't mind Egypt.  I wish I had a chance to explore the country when I was there, but unfortunately, most of my memories are of me sailing through the Suez Canal.  While not as pretty as the Panama Canal, the imagery of a straight blue canal cutting through a beige landscape is very impressive.  I'll have to dig through my files to see if I have any of my canal pictures left.