Heineken or Budweiser?

[buritobr]

I prefer Heineken

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

"Would you rather have a papercut or have your head bashed with a hammer?"

Heineken of course but still two incredibly low quality beers. Budweiser being the lowest of the low.

[SevenEleven]

"Would you rather have a papercut or have your head bashed with a hammer?"

Heineken of course but still two incredibly low quality beers. Budweiser being the lowest of the low.

Budweiser>Coors

But yeah, I'd never be thirsty enough to drink either of these beers ever again.

[Rand]

[Santander]

Both piss, but I find Bud the more drinkable of the two. Of course, if we're talking about the real Budweiser (i.e. from Czechia), that is pretty decent.

[𝕭𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖆 𝕸𝖎𝖓𝖔𝖑𝖆]

I have never drunk any of the two. My interest in beer is scarce and is mostly focused on artisanal beer.

[Santander]

I have never drunk any of the two. My interest in beer is scarce and is mostly focused on artisanal beer.

I think most Heineken and Bud drinkers have little interest in beer, lol.

[𝕭𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖆 𝕸𝖎𝖓𝖔𝖑𝖆]

I have never drunk any of the two. My interest in beer is scarce and is mostly focused on artisanal beer.

I think most Heineken and Bud drinkers have little interest in beer, lol.

Fair enough hahahah.

Honestly I think that beer tastes somewhat like very strong and bitter black tea.

[T'Chenka]

I drink Molson Canadian, but I'm far far far from a beer critic / snob.

[dead0man]

I grew up in the St.Louis area where Bud flows like water, so it's always been "beer" to me.  There are beers that are fancier and there are beers that are less fancy, but there are no competitors.  I switched to Rolling Rock in my 20s after moving away from Budland.  (ironically, Rolling Rock was purchased by Bud around this time)  But I went to get beer a few months ago and they were out or RR bottles and the place was selling a case of Bud for stupid cheap, so I bought one.  Just delicious.  I've bought several more since.  So, at least temporarily, I'm a Bud man again.  You (the beer elitist) may judge me accordingly.


My first wife's step dad was a Heineken man.  He was a red neck from rural GA, a Marines for two tours of Vietnam, chain smoked Winstons and worked in the construction field (he was an office guy, not a proper worker).  But he also drove an Accord, wore nice clothes, had a nice house and drank Heinekens.  The only time I drank more than one was at Talladega on a super hot day.  I was not impressed.

[Santander]

If you're an American and find yourself traveling abroad and meet a Czech, the conversation will almost always lead to Budweisser, and they will proudly explain that the real one comes from the Czech Republic.

I had a Czech dude buy me one because this particular German bar we were at had it in stock.  I couldn't taste the difference.

All pilsners are trash and taste like water, regardless of what country they're from.  I'm an IPA man.  

If you can't tell the difference between Czech pilsner and American lager, you have no taste buds. I'm not saying all Czech pilsners are good, but American Bud and Czech Budweiser taste nothing alike. And either one will do the job for refreshment on a hot day, although I'd prefer the latter.

[LastMcGovernite]

Neither is great, but I don't actively hate Heineken, so I'll pick that.

Coming from Rochester, though, we're lucky to have the Genesee brewery nearby.

[anvi]

The only kind of Bud I ever found drinkable was Bud Select. That is not because I never drank other mass-produced American pilsners; at different times I drank PBR, Rolling Rock and Coors. But I always found the cheapest Buds to just taste bad,

If I have to choose between these two, then I'll take Heineken, both because I think it's better and because I am obligated by my current country of residence to prefer it. But my favourite beers to drink by far are German or Belgian wheats.

By the way, there is a really good brewery in St. Louis called Square One. I saw an internet ad from them the other day that said: "Quit trying to please everyone. You are not beer." Best ad I've seen in a while.

[Wake Me Up When The Hard Border Ends]

Not a big fan of either (prefer craft beer and darker beers), but would still drink both. Heineken out of these two.

[Green Line]

They're both trash compared to Coors lite

[DINGO Joe]

They're both trash compared to Coors lite

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