HB 26-06: Partial Repeal of the INFOWARS.COM_PRISONPLANET.COM Act (Passed)

[SevenEleven]

Here is the full text of this...absurd...piece of legislation.

Act of Congress

To stop martial law and the new world order.

Be it enacted by the Congress of the Republic of Atlasia assembled

SECTION I: TITLE

1. This law shall be referred to as the INFOWARS.COM_PRISONPLANET.COM Act.

II: CRUSHING THE NEW WORLD ORDER

1. It shall be expressly prohibited for Atlasian Flag to be displayed in any federal court, or during any federal administrative hearing, tribunal, or arbitration, if that Atlasian Flag has been adorned by decorative fringe.

2. No federal monies shall be appropriated or expended for the purpose of flying black helicopters or other aircraft with a cell-site simulator for the purposes of collecting private data. Any unspent federal monies appropriated for the above purpose is hereby rescinded.

III: PROTECTING HEALTH

1. The addition of Thimerosal as a preservative in any vaccine subject to federal regulation is hereby prohibited. 21 C.F.R. 610.15(a) shall be amended accordingly.

2. The maximum allowable level of fluoride allowed in drinking water subject to federal regulation shall be reduced to 1.5mg/L (1.5 ppm). 40 C.F.R. 141 shall be amended accordingly.

IV: PROMOTING SCIENCE AND UNCOVERING THE TRUTH

1. No federal monies shall be appropriated or expended for the purpose of conducting autopsies or vivisections of extraterrestrial lifeforms. Any unspent federal monies appropriated for the above purpose is hereby rescinded.

2. By December 31, 2018, the National Archives and Record Administration shall certify that all files and records pertaining to the investigation of the assassination of President John F. Kennedy have been publicly released. 

SECTION V: EFFECTIVE DATE

1. This act shall take effect immediately. No lawsuit to enforce the provisions of the law shall be justiciable in any federal or Regional court until 90 days after this law takes effect.

For the record, I'm very much in favor of alien autopsies!

We as a legislative body should take a stand against letting dangerous conspiracy theorist have the ability to leverage our government.

[SevenEleven]

I support repealing this bill, but the title of the bill repealing it gives off the idea that this congress shouldn't investigate unlikely realities that are probably real. Reality is really ugly and people do sick stuff that need to be investigated that we may believe to be unlikely at first, but reality comes shinning through as evidence is discovered.  Some examples of this is the sexual assaults of women by powerful men within Hollywood and throughout the media that the metoo movement have discovered during these past few years.  Another such example is Jeffery Epstein's sex island that major figures like some of our past presidents, congress members and the super rich would go to have sex with little children. Pictures of past sick presidents found on walls of the perve wearing blue dresses were found on this island...Well, Jeffery Epstein want to prison and committed suicide for his actions. None of this was out in the open or clear! Sadly, human trafficking and sex slavery of our children occur daily within the borders of Atlasia. Needs to stop and we need more investigations.

I am just asking for an open mind. I'll support the repeal of this bill.

I understand what you're trying to say here, but let me clarify, as the events you mentioned are well substantiated. Epstein's misdeeds have been public knowledge for decades, I believe Trump even mentioned them way back in 2002 publicly. Of course, the term "casting couch" has been part of the public lexicon going back who knows how long.

The things mentioned in this law are not rooted in any serious perception of reality.

[SevenEleven]

I support repealing this bill, but the title of the bill repealing it gives off the idea that this congress shouldn't investigate unlikely realities that are probably real. Reality is really ugly and people do sick stuff that need to be investigated that we may believe to be unlikely at first, but reality comes shinning through as evidence is discovered.  Some examples of this is the sexual assaults of women by powerful men within Hollywood and throughout the media that the metoo movement have discovered during these past few years.  Another such example is Jeffery Epstein's sex island that major figures like some of our past presidents, congress members and the super rich would go to have sex with little children. Pictures of past sick presidents found on walls of the perve wearing blue dresses were found on this island...Well, Jeffery Epstein want to prison and committed suicide for his actions. None of this was out in the open or clear! Sadly, human trafficking and sex slavery of our children occur daily within the borders of Atlasia. Needs to stop and we need more investigations.

I am just asking for an open mind. I'll support the repeal of this bill.

Don't fall in line with fun-hating SevenEleven's virtue signalling. Please vote against this repeal bill.

With all due respect Senator, I've been very willing to compromise with the Representative to further mutual goals. My idea of fun would be providing $500 for quincineras or sweet sixteens, not promoting baseless conspiracy theories. I can only hope you have an opposition to this bill that extends beyond who may have sponsored it. I don't know how the Senate approaches matters, but in this House we expect civility, discipline, and a strive for common ground.

[SevenEleven]

Ishan, please remove yourself from this chamber if you have nothing to contribute to the debate of this bill. The House floor is not the appropriate place for you to settle your personal vendettas.

[SevenEleven]

Amendment is friendly.

[SevenEleven]

Since the files are already declassified, a simple repeal does not affect that, nor would an acknowledged repeal of that provision have any meaningful effect as the files are public knowledge. The rest of the bill is either unnecessary or prohibiting...why would we not perform autopsies on dead alien life forms?

[SevenEleven]

Holy sh**t. Nice.

[SevenEleven]

Amendment is accepted.

[SevenEleven]

Final vote is fine by me.

[SevenEleven]

Aye.