2024: Bill Cosby/Harvey Weinstein (D) vs David Duke/Marjorie Taylor Greene (R)

[nerd73]

Who wins this matchup?

[Ferguson97]

Well if these terrible people are somehow able to win the primaries, then America is clearly willing to overlook the awful, awful things they did.

So in this terrible, nightmarish version of America, I give the edge to Cosby and Weinstein due to Cosby's celebrity factor.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Probably Duke.

If Weinstein were at the top Duke would win in a landslide, since the Cosby campaign can attempt to remind us of the good things he did. America may have good memories of Cosby, but Weinstein is so despised he may as well be one of the Kims.

[It's Perro Sanxe wot won it]

A third party or independent candidate.

[NewYorkExpress]

So, let me get this straight. The choice is between two rapists, and a Neo-Nazi and QAnon supporter?

I think I'd either sit the election out, or vote third party.

As for who wins, probably someone runs a write-in campaign in just enough states to get to 270 electoral votes, and wins 270 electoral votes.

[Alben Barkley]

Probably Duke.

If Weinstein were at the top Duke would win in a landslide, since the Cosby campaign can attempt to remind us of the good things he did. America may have good memories of Cosby, but Weinstein is so despised he may as well be one of the Kims.

We’re talking about an actual KKK Nazi. If he isn’t at least as despised as Weinstein, that’s a serious problem. I think those saying a third party wins in this scenario are right.

[Samof94]

This would be a sign of things being even worse than real life. Bill Cosby appoints R Kelly to his cabinet or David Duke appoints Don Black to his cabinet.