Al in Charleston, WV

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Al walks on stage. Crowd cheers

Hi everyone! It's good to be back here...

Crowd cheers

...and away from never ending (and usually unjustified) sniping by the biased media in that hothouse of unjustified sniping... Washington

Crowd booes

This sniping is undemocratic as not only is it done by people linked to corperate fat cats... it also undermines faith in our elected representatives... and it is helping to create a culture of partisan bitterness... a culture that is undermining our great democracy!
This culture must end!
To end this culture re-elect Nym!

Crowd cheers

The media is going to far!
It is paid for by fat cats and run by agents of fat cats... it's also biased against us! Most of the media is run by paid up members of either the UAC or one of the various right wing parties that seem to spring up every other day...

Crowd laughes

But worst of all is that vile viper... NixonNow...

Crowd booes

That disgusting slanderous jerk is personally responsible for poisoning the political climate to a degree not seen since before the Rebellion!
And d'ya know something else? He's States Rights' running mate this year...
Isn't that typical?
What makes it worse is that he thinks he's funny.
Isn't that typical?
Has anyone else seen the pictures?
You know the ones I mean...

Collective nod/sn from Crowd

Message to Mike: the joke's on you!

Crowd laughes

You've been a great crowd! Remember: Four More Years!

Crowd: Four More Years!

See ya soon!

Al leaves stage

[JohnFKennedy]

heehee, I run stories against everyone, Verin and Gustaf are both UAC'ers and my next one is Ford.

Plus I ran one against reaganfan based on your old stuff.

[JohnFKennedy]

Oh yeah, and brambila is a UAC'er.

[Michael Z]

I applaud Al's tremendous speech. The United Left is fully behind Nym90 and Al in their endeavour to be re-elected.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

I applaud Al's tremendous speech. The United Left is fully behind Nym90 and Al in their endeavour to be re-elected.

Monty Burns: Excellent...