Opinion and confirmation of this Biden cabinet

[Dr. MB]

This is basically my dream Biden cabinet. What's your opinion and how would you vote for confirmation (positions that require senate confirmation, obviously)? _{* Vice President, Chief of Staff and National Security Adviser don't need senate approval.}
 
- President: Joseph R. Biden (D-DE)
- Vice President: Michelle L. Lujan Grisham (D-NM)
 
- Secretary of State: Marianne D. Williamson (D-IA)
- Secretary of Defense: Robert Hunter Biden (D-DE)
- Attorney General: Alan M. Dershowitz (D-NY)
- Secretary of the Treasury: Angela Yvonne Davis (C-CA)
- Secretary of the Interior: Denver Lee Riggleman III (R-VA)
- Secretary of Commerce: Joanne M. Jorgensen (L-SC)
- Secretary of Labor: Alan S. Franken (D-MN)
- Secretary of HHS: Nicholas S. Cannon (I-CA)
- Secretary of HUD: Robin J. DiAngelo (D-CA)
- Secretary of Energy: Wayne M. Messam (D-FL)
- Secretary of Transportation: Rod Blagojevich (D-IL)
- Secretary of Agriculture: Monica S. Lewinsky (D-CA)
- Secretary of Education: Jill Tracy Jacobs Biden (D-DE)
- Secretary of Homeland Security: Carolyn B. Maloney (D-NY)
- Secretary of Veteran's Affairs: Gerald N. Springer (D-OH)
- UN Ambassador: Lester L. Wolff (D-NY)
 
- Chief of Staff: Ghislaine Noelle Marie Maxwell (I-VI)
- National Security Adviser: Henry Alfred Kissinger (R-NY)
- OBM Director: Young O. Kim (R-CA)
- CIA Director: William Kristol (R-NY)
- EPA Director: Joseph Manchin III (D-WV)
- Small Business Administrator: Jeffrey Preston Bezos (D-WA)

[NewYorkExpress]

Let's see... Blago's a convicted felon, Monica Lewinsky's only job in government was a Pentagon intern who slept with Bill Clinton, Franken sexually assaulted multiple people, Williamson is too insane to be in any cabinet position, let alone Secretary of State, Dershowitz is basically a Trump shill now, Hunter and Jill aren't allowed to get Cabinet positions because the are family members...there are laws against that.

Are you trolling (which is what I hope you are doing), or are you losing touch with reality?

[scutosaurus]

I would vote to confirm Wolff, Maloney, and possibly Williamson depending on whether she was willing to moderate her stance against New Zealand.

[America Needs R'hllor]

Would vote to confirm Wolff, Riggleman, Maloney and Jill

[Kingpoleon]

Dershowitz, Bezos, Manchin, and the two Biden’s.

[Ancestral Republican]

Let's see... Blago's a convicted felon, Monica Lewinsky's only job in government was a Pentagon intern who slept with Bill Clinton, Franken sexually assaulted multiple people, Williamson is too insane to be in any cabinet position, let alone Secretary of State, Dershowitz is basically a Trump shill now, Hunter and Jill aren't allowed to get Cabinet positions because the are family members...there are laws against that.

Are you trolling (which is what I hope you are doing), or are you losing touch with reality?

Franken was a victim of a right wing hatchet job that Gilliland latched onto to elevate her own profile before running for president. That said, yeah I agree in general, this is satire. Hunter Biden as SecDef is particularly egregious.

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

Aye only on Hunter, Dershowitz, Messam, Blago, Maxwell, Kissinger, and Bezos.

[Ancestral Republican]

Aye only on Hunter, Dershowitz, Messam, Blago, Maxwell, Kissinger, and Bezos.

You're joking, right?

[LAKISYLVANIA]

Nay on all i know.

[Perlen vor den Schweinen]

If you don't vote to confirm Kissinger and Wolff you're ageist.

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

Aye only on Hunter, Dershowitz, Messam, Blago, Maxwell, Kissinger, and Bezos.

You're joking, right?

No, of course not, everything on the internet is serious.

[Dr. MB]

Nay on all i know.

Which one would you come closest to voting for?

[S019]

 
- President: Joseph R. Biden (D-DE)
- Vice President: Michelle L. Lujan Grisham (D-NM)
 
- Secretary of State: Marianne D. Williamson (D-IA)
No
- Secretary of Defense: Robert Hunter Biden (D-DE)
Yes (I don't really buy the right wing smears)
- Attorney General: Alan M. Dershowitz (D-NY)
No
- Secretary of the Treasury: Angela Yvonne Davis (C-CA)
No
- Secretary of the Interior: Denver Lee Riggleman III (R-VA)
No
- Secretary of Commerce: Joanne M. Jorgensen (L-SC)
No
- Secretary of Labor: Alan S. Franken (D-MN)
No
- Secretary of HHS: Nicholas S. Cannon (I-CA)
No
- Secretary of HUD: Robin J. DiAngelo (D-CA)
Yes
- Secretary of Energy: Wayne M. Messam (D-FL)
Yes
- Secretary of Transportation: Rod Blagojevich (D-IL)
No
- Secretary of Agriculture: Monica S. Lewinsky (D-CA)
No
- Secretary of Education: Jill Tracy Jacobs Biden (D-DE)
Yes
- Secretary of Homeland Security: Carolyn B. Maloney (D-NY)
Yes (her anti-vaxx views will do far less harm when she's supervising national security than spending time on the House floor)
- Secretary of Veteran's Affairs: Gerald N. Springer (D-OH)
No
- UN Ambassador: Lester L. Wolff (D-NY)
 
- Chief of Staff: Ghislaine Noelle Marie Maxwell (I-VI)
No
- National Security Adviser: Henry Alfred Kissinger (R-NY)
Yes
- OBM Director: Young O. Kim (R-CA)
Yes
- CIA Director: William Kristol (R-NY)
Yes
- EPA Director: Joseph Manchin III (D-WV)
No (I just don't trust him on energy)
- Small Business Administrator: Jeffrey Preston Bezos (D-WA)
Yes

I am extremely alarmed by some of these choices, and I know the OP is memeing, but this is getting boring, we honestly need a thread to have all of these dumb memes confined

[LAKISYLVANIA]

Nay on all i know.

Which one would you come closest to voting for?

Messam

Lewinsky, Bezos, Biden family are no brainers.

[SWE]

Unironically, Marianne Williamson would be a top 5 all time best SoS