The Virgin Budha (sic) vs. Brad Prophet Mohammed vs. the Chad Jesus Christ

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

[͘]

I thought this was something John Dule would do.

[John Dule]

I thought this was something John Dule would do.

Not exactly.

[Lexii, harbinger of chaos and sexual anarchy]

¿Porque no los tres?

   - Baháʼu'lláh

[PSOL]

Let it be known that the Buddha has canonically lost his virginity. Meanwhile Jesus failed to get a GF and died like a whiny b•••• who complained to his daddy for disappointing him, what a loser.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

Jesus is the Chad Virgin, the Hegelian synthesis of the meme.

[Statilius the Epicurean]

...literally every single one of the Buddha texts is factually wrong, at least according to the Buddhist scriptures. Man teleports around like it's Star Trek.

Also

Anointed the apostles and established the Episcopacy to preserve his teachings and perform the Holy Mysteries

Did BRTD just post a Catholic meme?!

[🦀🎂🦀🎂]

Given Jesus famously said "the meek shall inherit the earth" and opposed the notoriously chad Roman Empire; I think he would dispute the idea that he should be depicted as Chad.

Jesus would say Gamers Rise Up if he came back. Prove me wrong.

[Mopsus]

Abandoning your wife and child to live naked in the woods is definitely a Chad move.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

[T'Chenka]

I reject the idea of "Brads". Chads and Virgins are all I need in my life.

[Mr. Smith]

Huh, a BRTD thread with Dulean packaging.

...I'll pass.