As an atheist, this is embarrassing.
I was optimistic that internet atheism had moved beyond idle fedora-tipping, but for some reason it seems to be coming back into vogue.
Yeah, there's a lot of cringey Santa skeptics in here who seem hell-bent (no pun intended) on being intolerant of my perfectly legitimate beliefs. I don't know why they can't keep their neckbeard denialism to themselves. Oh well. At least they're stuck in their parents' basements, whereas I, an enlightened freethinker and avid Santaist, am unchained from such delusions.