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John Dule
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« on: July 09, 2020, 02:32:26 PM »
Do they think science brings them gifts? LOL
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« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2020, 04:59:33 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2020, 07:00:38 PM »
my mother never allowed me to believe in Santa bcuz i didn't get presents.
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« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2020, 08:15:45 PM »
damn, owned
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« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2020, 09:26:04 PM »
r/atheism is that way, sir.
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« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2020, 09:30:49 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2020, 10:24:33 PM »
Do the Santa skeptics in this thread have any explanation for why families that believe in Santa are more likely to receive presents on Christmas?
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« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2020, 10:35:30 PM »
Quote from: Honest Johnny Dule on July 09, 2020, 10:24:33 PM
Do the Santa skeptics in this thread have any explanation for why families that believe in Santa are more likely to receive presents on Christmas?

It's just a strong correlation between "Santa belief" and "being good." The former doesn't cause the latter, though.
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« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2020, 01:46:15 AM »
Quote from: Honest Johnny Dule on July 09, 2020, 10:24:33 PM
Do the Santa skeptics in this thread have any explanation for why families that believe in Santa are more likely to receive presents on Christmas?

Because the parents who tell their kids that Santa is real are almost certain to celebrate Christmas, but among the families that don't tell their kids that Santa is real are devout Jews and others who don't celebrate the holiday?
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« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2020, 03:35:25 AM »
Quote from: 私はカーペットバッガーです on July 10, 2020, 01:46:15 AM
Quote from: Honest Johnny Dule on July 09, 2020, 10:24:33 PM
Do the Santa skeptics in this thread have any explanation for why families that believe in Santa are more likely to receive presents on Christmas?

Because the parents who tell their kids that Santa is real are almost certain to celebrate Christmas, but among the families that don't tell their kids that Santa is real are devout Jews and others who don't celebrate the holiday?

Exactly, so those who don't believe in Santa don't receive his gifts, whereas those who accept him into their heart report millions of instances of toys appearing overnight beneath their trees. This is a proven fact.
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« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2020, 10:24:02 AM »
I wish I could believe these were low quality drunk posts, but as I recall you just drink milk, lol.
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« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2020, 10:32:21 AM »
Quote from: RINO Tom on July 10, 2020, 10:24:02 AM
I wish I could believe these were low quality drunk posts, but as I recall you just drink milk, lol.

Have you never heard of kumis?
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« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2020, 12:47:11 PM »
Quote from: RINO Tom on July 10, 2020, 10:24:02 AM
I wish I could believe these were low quality drunk posts, but as I recall you just drink milk, lol.

I have milk with cookies every night like the good lord Claus intended.
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« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2020, 01:42:05 PM »
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biblical_Magi#Traditions

Santa is #NotMyPresentBringer
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« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2020, 01:53:06 PM »
Where do Santa-thumpers think Hanukkah presents come from? Asantaists get eight days of presents while Santaists on get one. Checkmate, Santaists.
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« Reply #15 on: July 10, 2020, 02:25:38 PM »
Quote from: Dr. RI, Trustbuster on July 10, 2020, 01:53:06 PM
Where do Santa-thumpers think Hanukkah presents come from? Asantaists get eight days of presents while Santaists on get one. Checkmate, Santaists.

That is a false gift-giving religion because their parents just buy their presents for them. Their gifts come from other family members, whereas mine are delivered down the chimney by an omniscient immortal being who lives above us all. It's so obvious; why can't they see?
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« Reply #16 on: July 10, 2020, 04:39:11 PM »
I'm reminded that back in the good old days of the USENET, one of my favorite newsgroups was alt.religion.santaism .
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« Reply #17 on: July 10, 2020, 09:59:20 PM »
Well I’m convinced. This brilliant reasoning has turned me to atheism and its fruits. I mean, Santa=God is so obviously proof, soon there will be no theists left in the world!
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« Reply #18 on: July 10, 2020, 11:10:27 PM »
Wait, Santa isn't real??
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« Reply #19 on: July 11, 2020, 04:53:34 AM »
« Edited: July 11, 2020, 01:56:05 PM by Honest Johnny Dule »
Quote from: Kingpoleon on July 10, 2020, 09:59:20 PM
Well I’m convinced. This brilliant reasoning has turned me to atheism and its fruits. I mean, Santa=God is so obviously proof, soon there will be no theists left in the world!

Reported for religious discrimination. Santa has nothing-- repeat, NOTHING-- in common with heretical belief systems like the Christian God. Santa is an immortal, omnipotent, benevolent, omniscient ruler from above who watches over all of us, judges us, punishes the bad and rewards the good. His wisdom keeps us all in line and prevents us from doing bad deeds. Again, there is NOTHING in common between the two.
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« Reply #20 on: July 11, 2020, 11:38:31 AM »
« Edited: July 11, 2020, 12:57:08 PM by Scott🦋 »
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« Reply #21 on: July 11, 2020, 12:09:48 PM »
Quote from: Honest Johnny Dule on July 11, 2020, 04:53:34 AM
Quote from: Kingpoleon on July 10, 2020, 09:59:20 PM
Well I’m convinced. This brilliant reasoning has turned me to atheism and its fruits. I mean, Santa=God is so obviously proof, soon there will be no theists left in the world!

Reported for religious discrimination. Santa has nothing-- repeat, NOTHING-- in common with heretical belief systems like the Christian God. Santa is an immoral, omnipotent, benevolent, omniscient ruler from above who watches over all of us, judges us, punishes the bad and rewards the good. His wisdom keeps us all in line and prevents us from doing bad deeds. Again, there is NOTHING in common between the two.

Surely, you meant "immortal".
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« Reply #22 on: July 11, 2020, 02:06:03 PM »
0/10.
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« Reply #23 on: July 11, 2020, 06:31:05 PM »

Unsurprising coming from a naughty-lister.
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« Reply #24 on: July 11, 2020, 07:27:34 PM »
As an atheist, this is embarrassing.
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