Angus will Eat Carey

[JohnFKennedy]

Anybody noticed that instead of saying I'm a Llama, Angus' profile says:

"I prefer the taste of alpacas to llamas"

while Carey's says:

"I'm not a llama! I'm an alpaca! totally different!"

From this, we can discern that at some point soon, Angus will eat Carey for dinner with a nice glass of chianti.

[minionofmidas]

It's okay now. I'm doing everything possible to protect Carey. Look at my profile if you don't believe me.

[JohnFKennedy]

And now Lewis it seems will kill angus

"Ready to shoot any alpaca killers on sight"

[angus]

I have never killed one.  But I have eaten them several times.  I challenge any of you to taste its succulent meat and not go back for seconds.  Seriously, when I saw the default, "I'm a llama." the first thing I thought of was the Inca Trail.  That of course reminded me of the delicious alpaca, and not-so-delicious llama, that one is often served in Andean villages.  I am also a big fan of their wool, which makes nice sweaters and jackets and blankets.  So, perhaps unlike Lewis' and Carey's, my profile makes a statement which is based in reality.  Not that there's anything wrong with escaping reality, as I do frequently.

And, since I understand humans are gamey and fatty, I think I'd prefer a gritty cote-du-rhone to wash Carey down.  

[JohnFKennedy]

I have never killed one.  But I have eaten them several times.  I challenge any of you to taste its succulent meat and not go back for seconds.  Seriously, when I saw the default, "I'm a llama." the first thing I thought of was the Inca Trail.  That of course reminded me of the delicious alpaca, and not-so-delicious llama, that one is often served in Andean villages.  I am also a big fan of their wool, which makes nice sweaters and jackets and blankets.  So, perhaps unlike Lewis' and Carey's, my profile makes a statement which is based in reality.  Not that there's anything wrong with escaping reality, as I do frequently.

And, since I understand humans are gamey and fatty, I think I'd prefer a gritty cote-du-rhone to wash Carey down.  

Ah ok, so you are not only going to eat him, but skin him and wear him as a coat?

[minionofmidas]

I have never killed one.  But I have eaten them several times.  I challenge any of you to taste its succulent meat and not go back for seconds.  Seriously, when I saw the default, "I'm a llama." the first thing I thought of was the Inca Trail.  That of course reminded me of the delicious alpaca, and not-so-delicious llama, that one is often served in Andean villages.  I am also a big fan of their wool, which makes nice sweaters and jackets and blankets.  So, perhaps unlike Lewis' and Carey's, my profile makes a statement which is based in reality.  Not that there's anything wrong with escaping reality, as I do frequently.

And, since I understand humans are gamey and fatty, I think I'd prefer a gritty cote-du-rhone to wash Carey down.  

What tells you he's human and not really an alpaca? The hooves, right? I guess an alpaca would have trouble with a keyboard unless it got itself an extralarge one built.

[angus]

I have never killed one.  But I have eaten them several times.  I challenge any of you to taste its succulent meat and not go back for seconds.  Seriously, when I saw the default, "I'm a llama." the first thing I thought of was the Inca Trail.  That of course reminded me of the delicious alpaca, and not-so-delicious llama, that one is often served in Andean villages.  I am also a big fan of their wool, which makes nice sweaters and jackets and blankets.  So, perhaps unlike Lewis' and Carey's, my profile makes a statement which is based in reality.  Not that there's anything wrong with escaping reality, as I do frequently.

And, since I understand humans are gamey and fatty, I think I'd prefer a gritty cote-du-rhone to wash Carey down.  

Ah ok, so you are not only going to eat him, but skin him and wear him as a coat?

yes, and antelopes are pretty tasty too.  I'd pass on the Cuy though.  Ever tasted one?  They're like a very greasy rat, basically.  Are you trying to trace this call?  trying to keep me on long enough to find me?  hmm, I know a setup when I see one.  Good day, sir!