A nice looking girl comes up to you...

[Richard]

and offers you money for sex.  Would you prostitute yourself?  Or would you tell her to keep the money and then sleep with her?  Or perhaps you'd refuse?  Ignore the possibilities of STDs.

If you're a woman, or gay, replace "girl" with "boy."


I have been offered money for sex, but I don't like doing that; I refused.  It isn't something I would do I think, unless it is substantial amount of money.  And yes, I can be bought, and I firmly believe everyone else can be bought, even Kramer by a guy.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I'd tell her I'd do it for free.

[The Duke]

No dice.

[Alcon]

No dice.

With the Charles Bronson voice, too?

[The Duke]

No dice.

With the Charles Bronson voice, too?

Yes.

[minionofmidas]

How nice looking?

[opebo]

and offers you money for sex.  Would you prostitute yourself?  Or would you tell her to keep the money and then sleep with her?  Or perhaps you'd refuse?  Ignore the possibilities of STDs.

The idea is an absurdity.  I'm a 37 year old male!

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Oh you mean by another male.  Well I suppose that would've been possible when I was young.  Certainly I would've said 'yes' if the acts engaged in were of a nature I could enjoy (i.e. penetrative only), even for free.  As for the other way round, of course I would do so, but only if it were a fairly high price.

As for Ford's refusal, like all such firm convictions, it is based on nothing more than his economic class.  If he were a poor he'd be doing whatever it took to survive.

[MODU]

I would refuse, but then ask if she was interested in a long-term relationship instead.  If not, then I'd wish her well on her quest, and leave it at that.

[Speed of Sound]

I would refuse, but then ask if she was interested in a long-term relationship instead.  If not, then I'd wish her well on her quest, and leave it at that.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[opebo]

I would refuse, but then ask if she was interested in a long-term relationship instead.  If not, then I'd wish her well on her quest, and leave it at that.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Weirdos.  MODU, are you telling me that when you were a 'sailor' you only had long term relationships?

[minionofmidas]

He didn't say that, he said he only screwed and then said goodbye to women who - unlike him - were interested in longtime relationships. He used to be a serial heartbreaker.

[opebo]

He didn't say that, he said he only screwed and then said goodbye to women who - unlike him - were interested in longtime relationships. He used to be a serial heartbreaker.

Yeah, he was the sailor who broke port-hookers hearts by not paying them at the end of the date. 

[MODU]

He didn't say that, he said he only screwed and then said goodbye to women who - unlike him - were interested in longtime relationships. He used to be a serial heartbreaker.

Yeah, he was the sailor who broke port-hookers hearts by not paying them at the end of the date. 

Must be the Capitalist in me, huh?  Don't pay for anything you don't have to.  HAHAHA

But no, as we've discussed in the past son, I, like most sailors, did not partake of the local "entertainment" while at sea.  The last thing we needed was to spend 3 weeks at sea scratching for 60 minutes of "fun."

[John Dibble]

I would refuse, but then ask if she was interested in a long-term relationship instead.  If not, then I'd wish her well on her quest, and leave it at that.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Weirdos.

We're not weird - you are. We're normal. You just obviously have problems maintaining lasting relationships, probably because you're a self-centered jackass. Don't blame us for your inability to keep a woman happy.

[Gabu]

Any girl who thinks that sex is something to be bought or sold is not the girl for me.

[WalterMitty]

id feel very uncomfortable.

id probably blush to the color of a beet.

id then walk away from such trash.

[Nation]

Well, first I'd check under her hood, make sure the engine is running OK.  Get a maintenance report, check the history of everything. Do a little test drive, make sure the brakes are solid.

Maybe kick her a few times, just to make sure nothing falls off and she's trying to pass herself off as a quality vehicle when she's really a piece of crap.

Yeah, that's what I'd do.

[opebo]

id feel very uncomfortable.

id probably blush to the color of a beet.

id then walk away from such trash.

I had no idea you were such a prude, Mitty.

[CheeseWhiz]

I wouldn’t even think of having sex, especially with someone I don’t even know, and much more so if she thinks she can rent my body like that.

[MODU]

I wouldn’t even think of having sex, especially with someone I don’t even know, and much more so if she thinks she can rent my body like that.

I've got $5 for ya.    *dies laughin*  "No sit down, shut up, and enjoy Stargate with me.  After that, you're outta here!"

[Max Power]

No, but if it was the girl I'd like I'd do it, and surprise her by letting her keep the money.

[TeePee4Prez]

No, but if it was the girl I'd like I'd do it, and surprise her by letting her keep the money.

Good answer!

[Bacon King]

If I weren't in a relationship, I would consider doing it for free. Unless I really needed the money.

[© tweed]

Without the risk of STD?

Wouldn't have to think twice.

[Bono]

He didn't say that, he said he only screwed and then said goodbye to women who - unlike him - were interested in longtime relationships. He used to be a serial heartbreaker.

Yeah, he was the sailor who broke port-hookers hearts by not paying them at the end of the date. 

Must be the Capitalist in me, huh?  Don't pay for anything you don't have to.  HAHAHA

But no, as we've discussed in the past son, I, like most sailors, did not partake of the local "entertainment" while at sea.  The last thing we needed was to spend 3 weeks at sea scratching for 60 minutes of "fun."

Where can you find pleasure
Search the world for treasure
Learn science technology
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
On the land or on the sea
Where can you learn to fly
Play in sports or skin dive
Study oceanography
Sign up for the big band
Or sit in the grandstand
When your team and others meet

In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the motherland
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on people, and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)