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Question: ... would you let me into the country ?
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Tender Branson
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« on: October 27, 2019, 11:51:45 AM »
Should be interesting ...
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Crumpets
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« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2019, 11:59:30 AM »
Of course. I don't have any evidence you're a wanted criminal, are planning an attack, or are tryinh you smuggle something. Assuming yoi have a valid passport, I see no reason why not.
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Santander
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« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2019, 12:01:25 PM »
Are you willing to submit to a cavity search?
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DINGO Joe
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« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2019, 12:03:26 PM »
« Edited: October 27, 2019, 12:16:25 PM by DINGO Joe stands on Sanchez »
Yes, if you're willing to spend a couple of weeks in the US Customs and Border Patrol basement (which, of course ties into Santander's question).
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« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2019, 01:33:53 PM »
Unless you've committed violent crimes, yes? Why not?
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Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.
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« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2019, 01:59:23 PM »
If I were a US Customs and Border Protection officer, I would quit my job immediately.
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« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2019, 06:06:25 PM »
Nah, we already have a domestic racism problem.  We don’t need to import more, thanks.

Quote from: Tender Branson on October 26, 2019, 11:55:57 PM
A lot of the money handed directly to Blacks would probably be invested in drugs, opioids and guns again to kill each other off.
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« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2019, 06:22:21 PM »
Visa please.
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Meclazine for Israel
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« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2019, 07:23:44 AM »
Seriously.

This is what I would do. Feel free to steal my multi-million dollar plan.

Get permission to make a TV show focussed purely on elderly Chinese women importing illegal food stuffs from China.

Chinese women always play dumb and hope no one notices. But when the food is confiscated, they slowly lose their sh**t.

Bruding resentment festering in the airport terminal can erupt in a semi-traumatic outburst which the audience love in an and equal and opposite manner to the pain they are experiencing.

Then to top it off, the $200 fine has to be paid for being dishonest on the immigration card for undeclared goods.

Watching a Chinese women refusing to stump up $200 is A-grade TV.
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Pheurton Skeurto
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« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2019, 08:36:53 AM »
Based on your posting history? No. This country has far too many foot fetishists to begin with.
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Santander
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« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2019, 05:28:12 PM »
Quote from: Meclazine on October 28, 2019, 07:23:44 AM
Seriously.

This is what I would do. Feel free to steal my multi-million dollar plan.

Get permission to make a TV show focussed purely on elderly Chinese women importing illegal food stuffs from China.

Chinese women always play dumb and hope no one notices. But when the food is confiscated, they slowly lose their sh**t.

Bruding resentment festering in the airport terminal can erupt in a semi-traumatic outburst which the audience love in an and equal and opposite manner to the pain they are experiencing.

Then to top it off, the $200 fine has to be paid for being dishonest on the immigration card for undeclared goods.

Watching a Chinese women refusing to stump up $200 is A-grade TV.






Thank you for this completely unnecessary racist non sequitur.
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