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minionofmidas
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« Reply #300 on: January 03, 2006, 11:12:53 AM »
Autoconsumption.
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MasterJedi
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« Reply #301 on: January 03, 2006, 11:14:26 AM »
Too much beer.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #302 on: January 03, 2006, 11:15:50 AM »
Drowns in Lake Winnebago, with 50 pounds of concrete around his feet.
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« Reply #303 on: January 03, 2006, 11:22:02 AM »
Crushed by Neo-Soviet tanks in the Neo-Soviet invasion of 2012.
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« Reply #304 on: January 03, 2006, 11:23:35 AM »
jet engine falls out of the sky onto his room while he sleeps
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« Reply #305 on: January 03, 2006, 11:27:12 AM »
Dies of shock when the Saints move the team to Jackson.
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« Reply #306 on: January 03, 2006, 11:47:52 AM »
commits suicide when opebo steals his penis
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StatesRights
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« Reply #307 on: January 03, 2006, 02:22:53 PM »
Has a heartattack after masturbating furiously.
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« Reply #308 on: January 03, 2006, 04:40:39 PM »
Is shot while driving around Dallas in a convertible.  His body is dumped in Fort Marcy Park and declared a suicide.
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« Reply #309 on: January 03, 2006, 05:15:51 PM »
Killed in a plane crash when he forgets to turn on the autopilot and has a heart attack while having sex with his third wife. 
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« Reply #310 on: January 03, 2006, 05:35:03 PM »
Dies Rockefeller style. Wink
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #311 on: January 03, 2006, 05:36:28 PM »
Lynched for not averting his eyes in the presence of a Black woman; after they take power.
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« Reply #312 on: January 03, 2006, 05:44:09 PM »

You mean he gets pried out of his shell, sautéed, and served over mixed greens with a white wine sauce?
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« Reply #313 on: January 03, 2006, 06:49:07 PM »
Shoots himself 71 times in the back of the head while cleaning his revolver.
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« Reply #314 on: January 03, 2006, 07:11:09 PM »
accidentally sent into a parallel universe
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DanielX
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« Reply #315 on: January 03, 2006, 08:14:06 PM »
Quote from: Harry on January 03, 2006, 07:11:09 PM
accidentally sent into a parallel universe

Risky but not neccesarily fatal...

Mauled by a ravenous dog.
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A18
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« Reply #316 on: January 03, 2006, 08:14:50 PM »
Panic attack
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« Reply #317 on: January 03, 2006, 08:16:28 PM »
Shot and killed in an attempted coup to overthrow the department of agriculture
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« Reply #318 on: January 03, 2006, 08:19:21 PM »
What a worthy cause.

Shot by an angry customer while working at McDonalds
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« Reply #319 on: January 03, 2006, 08:20:40 PM »
mistaken for another person with a red NY avatar by a psycopath and ground into hamburger.
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A18
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« Reply #320 on: January 03, 2006, 08:26:50 PM »
Shot for making bad predictions
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« Reply #321 on: January 03, 2006, 08:28:44 PM »
Placed into a sausage grinder feet first by opebo when he snaps.
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« Reply #322 on: January 03, 2006, 08:30:10 PM »
set on fire after a guy fawkes day celebration goes wrong
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« Reply #323 on: January 03, 2006, 08:53:18 PM »
Morphine overdose during operation to have his massive hemorrhoids removed.
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Straha
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« Reply #324 on: January 03, 2006, 08:57:28 PM »
AIDS
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