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« Reply #275 on: January 02, 2006, 10:18:16 PM »
Has heart attack after Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyd ruin him in the FCOJ futures market.
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« Reply #276 on: January 03, 2006, 12:49:46 AM »
Dies of Joy after the Broncos win another super bowl this year (or lack of oxygen in the air)
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« Reply #277 on: January 03, 2006, 01:00:33 AM »
Quote from: (Lt.) Governor Everett on January 03, 2006, 12:59:32 AM
Gets demolished by Jake's snowplough. Snowplow? How the hell do you spell that? Whatever.


Why would the Georgian Jake have a snow plow? much less drive it to Texas to kill me?
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« Reply #278 on: January 03, 2006, 01:02:56 AM »
Actually, Jake is from Scranton, Pennsylvania. Now how he drives it to Dallas, let's say he gets an airlift Wink

TN2024 will die of a heart attack upon hearing Republicans lost the election 538-0 in 40 years...
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« Reply #279 on: January 03, 2006, 01:08:22 AM »
Wrong chink.
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« Reply #280 on: January 03, 2006, 01:08:36 AM »
Quote from: Dean on January 03, 2006, 01:02:56 AM
Actually, Jake is from Scranton, Pennsylvania. Now how he drives it to Dallas, let's say he gets an airlift Wink

TN2024 will die of a heart attack upon hearing Republicans lost the election 538-0 in 40 years...


no, i'd die in a suicide attack on the DNC headquarters
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« Reply #281 on: January 03, 2006, 01:11:11 AM »
Everett will die from talking about hugs.
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« Reply #282 on: January 03, 2006, 01:14:55 AM »
Bird flu
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« Reply #283 on: January 03, 2006, 01:44:41 AM »
AIDS after having sex with opebo
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« Reply #284 on: January 03, 2006, 02:12:12 AM »

By other democrats for his suport of lieberman
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« Reply #285 on: January 03, 2006, 02:28:40 AM »
Quote from: TN2024 on January 03, 2006, 02:12:12 AM

By other democrats for his suport of lieberman

Given this forum, that's probably going to be correct.

As for you, somebody intending to kill TCash but getting your usernames mixed up.
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« Reply #286 on: January 03, 2006, 02:42:09 AM »
« Edited: January 03, 2006, 02:50:03 AM by John Ford »
Killed from licking poisonous envelopes.  Ironcially, he was watching an episode of Seinfeld at the time.
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« Reply #287 on: January 03, 2006, 02:46:47 AM »
Enduring too mny days of nice weather
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« Reply #288 on: January 03, 2006, 02:50:39 AM »
He is killed by his evil twin, who then assumes his identity.
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« Reply #289 on: January 03, 2006, 03:17:17 AM »
Runover by John Engle in a Ford Model A.
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« Reply #290 on: January 03, 2006, 04:03:03 AM »
Mike Naso sics his bald eagle on him.
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« Reply #291 on: January 03, 2006, 05:01:11 AM »
Stuffs a rotten tomato up his ass for sexual pleasure, gets caught by mom, and commits suicide
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« Reply #292 on: January 03, 2006, 05:09:42 AM »
Gets impaled on the bottom tip of South Carolina.
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« Reply #293 on: January 03, 2006, 05:11:20 AM »
Quote from: Senator Gabu on January 03, 2006, 05:09:42 AM
Gets impaled on the bottom tip of South Carolina.
While swimming off Vancouver Island, gets mistaken for a whale by Makah Indians, and harpooned to death. This is after he gained 300 pounds, of course.
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« Reply #294 on: January 03, 2006, 07:18:00 AM »
Solar power war.
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« Reply #295 on: January 03, 2006, 07:22:37 AM »

Nuclear War
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« Reply #296 on: January 03, 2006, 07:51:06 AM »
nuclear war.

All americans=certainly nuclear war, all others=probably nuclear war Smiley
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« Reply #297 on: January 03, 2006, 07:53:00 AM »
Skin cancer, thanks to ozone hole exposure during infancy.
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« Reply #298 on: January 03, 2006, 08:21:59 AM »
Eaten by a zombie
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« Reply #299 on: January 03, 2006, 10:38:54 AM »
coolant leak, like the Enterprise-D
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