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AkSaber
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« Reply #175 on: January 02, 2006, 12:08:53 AM »
From a Starship landing on him.
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« Reply #176 on: January 02, 2006, 12:11:42 AM »
Instantly turns into an icicle by going out into the -60 degree winter naked
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MaC
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« Reply #177 on: January 02, 2006, 12:17:08 AM »
Quote from: Dean on January 02, 2006, 12:11:42 AM
Instantly turns into an icicle by going out into the -60 degree winter naked

Hasn't my free-market air (or lack thereof) killed you yet?  Tongue
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« Reply #178 on: January 02, 2006, 12:25:17 AM »
car he drives (MI cars don't have to go through inspection) spontaneously explodes.
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nini2287
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« Reply #179 on: January 02, 2006, 01:44:29 AM »
Mauled simultaenously by a bull, moose and rino.
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bgwah
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« Reply #180 on: January 02, 2006, 01:46:22 AM »
Burned to death in one of Joe Lieberman's death camps
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« Reply #181 on: January 02, 2006, 01:47:02 AM »
Drowns while trying to walk on water
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DanielX
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« Reply #182 on: January 02, 2006, 08:52:04 AM »
10,000 lb anvil falls on head.
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John Dibble
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« Reply #183 on: January 02, 2006, 09:32:29 AM »
Mauled by a large, angry, lesbian soccer mom.
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MODU
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« Reply #184 on: January 02, 2006, 10:31:44 AM »

Dibble dabbled in double-dribbling . . . and simply dropped dead.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #185 on: January 02, 2006, 11:17:10 AM »
After kicking the living sh!t out of an intruder, MODU tries to shoot him as he's lying prostate on the ground, but holds the gun the wrong way round and blows his own head off.
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« Reply #186 on: January 02, 2006, 11:35:07 AM »
Cocaine overdose.
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DanielX
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« Reply #187 on: January 02, 2006, 11:45:40 AM »
Golf cart accident.
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« Reply #188 on: January 02, 2006, 12:28:30 PM »
dies in a tsunami
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« Reply #189 on: January 02, 2006, 12:45:08 PM »
Unlikely. I've tried the stuff once and had no effect whatsoever.

As to Harry, he's shot while resisting arrest on a shoplifting charge.
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nini2287
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« Reply #190 on: January 02, 2006, 12:48:54 PM »
Shot by Neo-Confederates in Alabama for having a green party avatar
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« Reply #191 on: January 02, 2006, 12:50:52 PM »
Hit by a train while sleeping on railroad tracks
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« Reply #192 on: January 02, 2006, 01:18:31 PM »
While being interviewed on how you survived electrocution, Lou Gehrig's disease, defenestration from a 70-story building, swallowing a lump of arsenic, decapitation, and a 1 hour sojourn in a tank of hungry pirahnas, a reporter accidently stabs you with a pen, killing you instantly.

Oh, the irony!
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« Reply #193 on: January 02, 2006, 01:23:21 PM »
Tries to light a cigarette while covered with gasoline
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« Reply #194 on: January 02, 2006, 01:29:31 PM »
starves to death when he won't accept Food Stamps from the government
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« Reply #195 on: January 02, 2006, 01:31:54 PM »
Chokes on a pretzel
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« Reply #196 on: January 02, 2006, 01:32:56 PM »
a pretzel ruptures his rectum
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« Reply #197 on: January 02, 2006, 01:33:48 PM »
Executed by firing squad
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« Reply #198 on: January 02, 2006, 01:34:40 PM »
killed at a James Polk Lovers meeting because we thought you were Mexican
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« Reply #199 on: January 02, 2006, 01:43:49 PM »
electrocuted
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