Predict how the previous forumite will die

[Middle-aged Europe]

Killed by the Death Star.

[Ban my account ffs!]

Choking on an unusually good Currywurst.

[bullmoose88]

Crushed by a rock.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Killed by the Bradley Effect

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

He'll be killed in a drive-by while passing through East L.A. 

"There's always gonna be gangs. There's always gonna be fighting. Always was and always is. You can't stop it, man, that's just life. See, these our my homeboys, vato. I love them and they love me back, man. Mi barrio es el primero. You expect me to walk away from that. No way, man. No ####### way."

[afleitch]

YES!

I'm after jmfcst. I think, I think... damn it the moment is gone

(Skip me)

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

He’ll simply cease to exist after concluding the whole world is just a dream.

[afleitch]

(Skip me)

He’ll simply cease to exist after concluding the whole world is just a dream.

So you think you'll vanish? Well I didn't want to be the first to say it

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

He dies of Spontaneous Human Combustion after being encouraged by jmfcst to deal with the self-induced contradictions of his faith.

[afleitch]

Dies a peaceful daeth with friends and family with some humilty and modesty in understanding that difference of opinion in faith is not something to be met with attrition and pomposity.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

Dies in the middle of a deep homosexual panic after concluding that he is nothing but a psychopathic, schizophrenic, maladjusted social misfit.

[Joe Republic]

No-one will ever know, because nobody will even care enough to find out.

[afleitch]

Dies in the middle of a deep homosexual panic after concluding that he is nothing but a psychopathic, schizophrenic, maladjusted social misfit.

That stepped considerably over the line. I don't even think you meant that to be lighthearted. These threads are a bit of fun remember that - play friendly.

Next poster skip me.

[minionofmidas]

Dies of broken heart after being skipped by Lewis Trondheim in the "predict how the previous forumite will die" thread.

[Robespierre's Jaw]

Suffers a heart attack whilst seeing David Hassellhoff perform his "classic" Looking for Freedom.

[Sensei]

Dingo attack

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

Dies in the middle of a deep homosexual panic after concluding that he is nothing but a psychopathic, schizophrenic, maladjusted social misfit.

That stepped considerably over the line. I don't even think you meant that to be lighthearted. These threads are a bit of fun remember that - play friendly.

relax, it was a line from the movie "About Last Night"

[Хahar 🤔]

Gator attack

[minionofmidas]

Eaten by a Koala.

[Middle-aged Europe]

Dies by eating poisoned Koala meat.

[minionofmidas]

Travels to Halle-Neustadt and is mistaken for Turkish on account of his new username. (What's that mean anyways?)

[Middle-aged Europe]

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keyser_S%C3%B6ze ... and skip me)

[minionofmidas]

Oh. Right. Never seen it written down before, I guess. Great movie.

[AndrewTX]

Will die of a seziure while responding in this thread.

[Хahar 🤔]

Crushed by Hillary Clinton's finger.