The Comedy Goldmine(ONLY FUNNY ATLAS POSTS ALLOWED, NO BRTD ALLOWED)

[J. J.]

PA's ballot laws suck...

...leaves very little choice in a race with 2 bad candidates (US Senate)

The Pennsylvania Green party specifically went and got help from Santorum, so they're basicially Republicans anyways.

[Alcon]

A word was secretly brought to me, my ears caught a whisper of it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizophrenia

[Keystone Phil]

By saying this I am not implying that Kean is losing but he just isnt winning.

Priceless

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

A word was secretly brought to me, my ears caught a whisper of it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizophrenia

but better still...

A word was secretly brought to me, my ears caught a whisper of it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizophrenia

no, rather it is Job 4:12-19

12 "A word was secretly brought to me,
       my ears caught a whisper of it....

[Joe Republic]

Nope, Boss Tweed's was better.  Funnier too, and isn't that the whole point?

[ATFFL]

Good one from a newer poster.

  If he said nothing about Bush democrats criticize that, then when he stands up and says Bush is his homeboy, he gets criticized. 

Jacob, meet Politics. Politics, meet Jacob.

[Speed of Sound]

Nope, Boss Tweed's was better.  Funnier too, and isn't that the whole point?

All former thread subjects may be swiped aside in the name of Teh L0rd!!!!

[King]

Time to make some fun of this whole Harrison Ford mess:

Sending an 16 year old pictures of a giant penis isn't going to help Mr. Fords career.

[Undisguised Sockpuppet]

Indeed. Dave Liep will have a coronary.

[jokerman]

I wonder if this really is Harrison Ford?

[Joe Republic]

Apparently he took me seriously there.

[YRABNNRM]

I voted 'no'.  Lets give Harrison a chance guys - he's a new poster and perhaps he needs time to get a feel for what is 'appropriate' on the board.  If he continues to post prodigious members as the bulk of his contribution, we can then re-evaluate him. 

[ATFFL]

Imgaine if Zogby got tired of making up numbers for 2006 Senate matachups and instead "polled" imaginary or historical candidates vs. 2006 Senate nominees.

Here are some of the results:

Ohio:
Rep. William McKinley (R): 51%
Rep. Sherrod Brown (D): 39%
Sen. Howard Metzenbaum (Indy): 10%
Undecided: 15%

New Jersey:

Nazi Space Guy (R): 44%
Bob Menendez (D): 33%
Jim Florio (Tax Hike Party): 20%
Undecided: 11%


Tennessee:
Donald the Duck (WB): 68%
Bob Corker (R): 13%
Harold Ford (D): 2%
Undecided: 31%


Stay tuned for next week's Zogby poll results...

[YRABNNRM]

I would just like to add that the fact that the spammer's name was Harrison Ford was priceless.

Spammer: 1
Us: 0

[Joe Republic]

Republicans: htmlDon(he's a good hack though), Keystone, downwiththeleft
Democrats: Jfern, Jcar, Wakie

Why do I deserve to be grouped with these people? Show us how I'm a hack.

Disappointed you don't want to be grouped w/me

I'm ashamed to be on the same forum as you let alone the same party.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Deano is to OH what Conan is to NJ,
a misguided, overly-optimistic, fact falsifying fool

Bob Taft possess a lot of these qualities, so I vote Republican

[YRABNNRM]

I did finger someone in a parking lot last night, but she had to wake up early this morning.  MIght happen next date.

[MaC]

In other words, they help Republicans. What a bunch of asshole Republican enablers.


http://www.dailykos.com/story/2006/9/17/204342/759

[MODU]

The actor I can't say I know enough about to judge, but I really liked the Harrison Ford poster of prodigious dongs!

Please go kill yourself.

[YRABNNRM]

I did finger someone in a parking lot last night, but she had to wake up early this morning.  MIght happen next date.

Was she conscious at the time?

[YRABNNRM]

I'm not sure which is funnier: the mass hype caused by this single bot, or the belief that it was actually the actor, Harrison Ford.

[YRABNNRM]

I heard "ROAD ON THE SHOW" in a movie called "Bringing Down the House" a few years back...and I thought it was funny. I'm not dumb, Phillippe.

[YRABNNRM]

I'm not sure which is funnier: the mass hype caused by this single bot, or the belief that it was actually the actor, Harrison Ford.

It it was the actor I must say he is heading down Jackson lane.

Um, Kevin, are you joking about all this?  I mean, you do know that it wasn't really the actor, right?  Just somebody who chose to use that name when he set up a spambot?

I'm joking, I just find it just so damm funny words can't describe it LOL!

[jokerman]

I'm not sure which is funnier: the mass hype caused by this single bot, or the belief that it was actually the actor, Harrison Ford.

It it was the actor I must say he is heading down Jackson lane.

Um, Kevin, are you joking about all this?  I mean, you do know that it wasn't really the actor, right?  Just somebody who chose to use that name when he set up a spambot?

I'm joking, I just find it just so damm funny words can't describe it LOL!

LOL!

[Platypus]

I'm not sure which is funnier: the mass hype caused by this single bot, or the belief that it was actually the actor, Harrison Ford.

It it was the actor I must say he is heading down Jackson lane.

Um, Kevin, are you joking about all this?  I mean, you do know that it wasn't really the actor, right?  Just somebody who chose to use that name when he set up a spambot?

I'm joking, I just find it just so damm funny words can't describe it LOL!

LOL!

LOL!