The Comedy Goldmine(ONLY FUNNY ATLAS POSTS ALLOWED, NO BRTD ALLOWED)

[minionofmidas]

Third, the French government is headed by two sociopaths who hate the United States.  Both the Preisent of France, and its Premier are VERY EVIL, EVIL men who will stop at nothing in their hatred of the United States and their veneration of evil.

What's funny about the truth? (Except for the US parts)

[J. J.]

Third, the French government is headed by two sociopaths who hate the United States.  Both the Preisent of France, and its Premier are VERY EVIL, EVIL men who will stop at nothing in their hatred of the United States and their veneration of evil.

What's funny about the truth? (Except for the US parts)

Planning another invasion?

[Colin]

Third, the French government is headed by two sociopaths who hate the United States.  Both the Preisent of France, and its Premier are VERY EVIL, EVIL men who will stop at nothing in their hatred of the United States and their veneration of evil.

What's funny about the truth? (Except for the US parts)

Planning another invasion?

Hey fourth times a charm J.J.

[J. J.]

Third, the French government is headed by two sociopaths who hate the United States.  Both the Preisent of France, and its Premier are VERY EVIL, EVIL men who will stop at nothing in their hatred of the United States and their veneration of evil.

What's funny about the truth? (Except for the US parts)

Planning another invasion?

Hey fourth times a charm J.J.

Hey, two out of three worked (at least for a while).

[YRABNNRM]

That's the last straw:
First scientists tell me that evolution is true w/no solid proof
Then they tell me embroyonic stem cell research can help w/no solid proof
AND NOW THEY TOOK AWAY PLUTO FROM BEING A PLANET!  THAT'S ENOUGH SCIENTISTS!!!!

I want concrete evidence before things are changed, and if it ain't broke (Pluto) don't fix it!

JuPiTeR: wasup guys

Earth4578: Hey, how's it going

youranus: sup jupter

JuPiTeR: not much

*** ADMIN: SaturnRulz has entered the chat room ***

SaturnRulz: whats up yall

youranus: hey saturn hows it going

SaturnRulz: pretty good

JuPiTeR: hey dood

Earth4578: I like your rings

SaturnRulz: thx

Earth4578: Can I get some like that?

SaturnRulz: i guess, 1st you have to get a really big gravtational pull

Earth4578: Kewl, Ive been working out lately

MARS_BITCHES: hey jupter, hows your red spot, any better?

JuPiTeR: nope, still hurts

JuPiTeR: it suxx

MARS_BITCHES: sorry man

*** ADMIN: pluto has entered the chat room ***

pluto: hey guys whats up

SaturnRulz:

pluto:

JuPiTeR: umm i thought this was for planets only

youranus: ya rly

pluto: what r u talking abuot?

SaturnRulz: dude your not a planet, your orbits all ed up

Earth4578: Yeah, it's called a circle, look it up

youranus: lol

MARS_BITCHES: pwn3d

pluto: it's not ed up, it's eccentric

Earth4578: whatev

youranus: lol eccentric = ed up

JuPiTeR: anyway i heard yuor orbit crosses neptune

pluto: NO, my orbital nodes are outside neptunes orbit, its just that my orbit is inclined relative to yours

MARS_BITCHES:

MARS_BITCHES: WTF man

Earth4578: OK now you're just making sh**t up

pluto: oh so i guess youre only cool if youre in the plane of the ecliptic huh?

pluto: yuo guys r snobs

youranus: u r teh l4m3

JuPiTeR: yeah why dont you go play in the dwarf planet chat room

MARS_BITCHES: dammmmmmn

pluto: IM NOT A DWARF

Earth4578: Yeah dood, they're called little people

youranus: hehehehehehehehehehe

pluto:  U I;M A PLANET

SaturnRulz: why r u yelling?

SaturnRulz: dude your moon is almost as big as u r

JuPiTeR: yeah i got 4 moons bigger than you

Earth4578: My moon is bigger too

pluto: your moon is teh suxx0rz

SaturnRulz: nice try, why don't you go back to playing w/ the Lolipop Guild

youranus: SNAAAAAPPPPPP

MARS_BITCHES: u got knocked the  out man

pluto:  YALL, IM A PLANET, AND NOBODY CARES WHAT U THINK CUZ MOST OF U ARE JUST GAS ANYWAY, YOUR LIKE GIANT ORBITING FARTS SO YOU STINK, SO FUUUUUUCK UUUUUUUU

*** ADMIN: pluto has left the chat room ***

Earth4578: Wow

MARS_BITCHES: what a dick

SaturnRulz: yeah realy

JuPiTeR: yeah but you know, i feel kinda bad 4 him now

MARS_BITCHES: 4real??

JuPiTeR: lol no, just kiding

youranus: lol good one

SaturnRulz: did he just call us giant orbiting farts?

[Joe Republic]

While that is truly hilarious from start to finish, it's probably only fair that the real author gets the credit.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Not sure if funny is the right word for this...

Lee Harvey Oswald (or whoever) saved America from going down a path that would have lead to a communist takeover.

This settles it IMO; this guy is a total kook.

[DownWithTheLeft]

Not sure if funny is the right word for this...

Lee Harvey Oswald (or whoever) saved America from going down a path that would have lead to a communist takeover.

This settles it IMO; this guy is a total kook.

Kook is a bad word, I simply think Kennedy was an awful president and would have done a lot of harm

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Not sure if funny is the right word for this...

Lee Harvey Oswald (or whoever) saved America from going down a path that would have lead to a communist takeover.

This settles it IMO; this guy is a total kook.

Kook is a bad word, I simply think Kennedy was an awful president and would have done a lot of harm

Thinking that someone was an awful President (and, Cuban Missile Crisis aside, I'm no fan Kennedy) is not the same as being happy about, nay, gloating over, their unpleasant death.

[YRABNNRM]

Not sure if funny is the right word for this...

Lee Harvey Oswald (or whoever) saved America from going down a path that would have lead to a communist takeover.

This settles it IMO; this guy is a total kook.

Kook is a bad word, I simply think Kennedy was an awful president and would have done a lot of harm

If you actually wish death on your political opponents you may want to seek help.

[DownWithTheLeft]

Not sure if funny is the right word for this...

Lee Harvey Oswald (or whoever) saved America from going down a path that would have lead to a communist takeover.

This settles it IMO; this guy is a total kook.

Kook is a bad word, I simply think Kennedy was an awful president and would have done a lot of harm

Thinking that someone was an awful President (and, Cuban Missile Crisis aside, I'm no fan Kennedy) is not the same as being happy about, nay, gloating over, their unpleasant death.

You obviously missed the rest of my posts, I'm just saying that his death wasn't a bad things for America.  Personally, I think his death was horrible, but politcally it was a good thing for America.

[DownWithTheLeft]

Not sure if funny is the right word for this...

Lee Harvey Oswald (or whoever) saved America from going down a path that would have lead to a communist takeover.

This settles it IMO; this guy is a total kook.

Kook is a bad word, I simply think Kennedy was an awful president and would have done a lot of harm

If you actually wish death on your political opponents you may want to seek help.

You should seek help for your RINOidus

[YRABNNRM]

Not sure if funny is the right word for this...

Lee Harvey Oswald (or whoever) saved America from going down a path that would have lead to a communist takeover.

This settles it IMO; this guy is a total kook.

Kook is a bad word, I simply think Kennedy was an awful president and would have done a lot of harm

If you actually wish death on your political opponents you may want to seek help.

You should seek help for your RINOidus

I don't think that's the same as hoping that someone's life ends.

[YRABNNRM]

Well since this is the goldmine....

You should seek help for your RINOidus

[DownWithTheLeft]

Not sure if funny is the right word for this...

Lee Harvey Oswald (or whoever) saved America from going down a path that would have lead to a communist takeover.

This settles it IMO; this guy is a total kook.

Kook is a bad word, I simply think Kennedy was an awful president and would have done a lot of harm

If you actually wish death on your political opponents you may want to seek help.

You should seek help for your RINOidus

I don't think that's the same as hoping that someone's life ends.

I'm not saying I hoped he would die, I never could say that b/c I was born long after his assissination.  I'm just saying that since he's already dead, to look at it politically I feel it was a good thing.  Just as I'm sure some people think Lincoln's assiassination was a good thing looking back on it.  It doesn't make me crazy, it means I think JFK was a bad president, and that isn't a radical opinion.  I'll tell you Reagan was the greatest president, but if you want to tell me he was an awful one, go right ahead, I'm sure you will RINO.

[Joe Republic]

What made it funny for me was the 'communist takeover' part.  It reminds me of when the DU / DailyKos crowd talk about the 'fascist Bush regime' and such.

[YRABNNRM]

I'll tell you Reagan was the greatest president, but if you want to tell me he was an awful one, go right ahead, I'm sure you will RINO.

What the hell....

[DownWithTheLeft]

I'll tell you Reagan was the greatest president, but if you want to tell me he was an awful one, go right ahead, I'm sure you will RINO.

What the hell....

You are problem not a big Reagan fan, he championed Republican causes not Linc Chafee RINO causes.

[YRABNNRM]

I'll tell you Reagan was the greatest president, but if you want to tell me he was an awful one, go right ahead, I'm sure you will RINO.

What the hell....

You are problem not a big Reagan fan, he championed Republican causes not Linc Chafee RINO causes.

You like your assumptions?

[bullmoose88]

I'll tell you Reagan was the greatest president, but if you want to tell me he was an awful one, go right ahead, I'm sure you will RINO.

What the hell....

You are problem not a big Reagan fan, he championed Republican causes not Linc Chafee RINO causes.

You've blinded me with sci...err...poor grammar.

[Virginian87]

I'll tell you Reagan was the greatest president, but if you want to tell me he was an awful one, go right ahead, I'm sure you will RINO.

What the hell....

You are problem not a big Reagan fan, he championed Republican causes not Linc Chafee RINO causes.

I suppose you have no idea what the Republican Party establishment was like in the pre-Reagan era. 

[Alcon]

STOP ARGUING OR I WILL FASCISTLY ENFORCE THE FUNNY

FASCISTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[minionofmidas]

LOL, I'd copy this whole discussion into the Comedy Goldmine thread if it wasn't here already.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Of course Berger crushes me, it's like Rudy Guilliani running against Tom Tancredo, the map looks like this (Berger the Dem of course, is the poll currently indicates):

actually, it's more like rudy guilliani running against a !@#$ing moron, but with tancredo, you're close.

[jokerman]

Health Care: You have more than a 40% better chance of getting cancer in England w/socialized medicine, UHC would destroy America.

ENGLISH HOSPITALS GIVE YOU CANCER!!  OH NOES!!!

By the way, please don't retort and start an argument here, RINO Hunter.